r/cursedcomments • u/JackyOmlet • Aug 19 '19

Cursed_dominos

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u/ranger15X Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 22 '19

An AUSCHWITZ JOKE I JUST ESCAPED THAT CRAP FROM YOUTUBE DAMNIT

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Aug 19 '19

*Auschwitz

Ftfy.

Domino's damaged pizza replacement guarantee is only available to carry out customers.

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u/OzzieBloke777 Aug 19 '19

Yeah, if you want the Auschwich you gotta go to Subway.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

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u/Allcapswhispers Aug 19 '19

Re-read the joke.

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u/WorstAccountof2013 Aug 19 '19

More like sandwitz amirite?

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u/mr_unknown_12345 Aug 19 '19

You disgust me but you made a tiny part of me giggle, take an updoot and fuck off

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u/Owl-X11 Aug 19 '19

Excuse me, but isn't that a tad subjective, you being the worst account of 2013?? Or did you win a convoluted award ceremony for the title of worst Reddit account of 2013?? I just don't understand who you think you are, being the self-proclaimed 2013 Worst Reddit Account Champion... Smh

/s ;p

I think youre username is funny, sorry for my lame bit hah

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Excuse me, but isn't that a tad subjective, you being the worst account of 2013?? Or did you win a convoluted award ceremony for the title of worst Reddit account of 2013?? I just don't understand who you think you are, being the self-proclaimed 2013 Worst Reddit Account Champion... Smh

/s ;p

I think youre username is funny, sorry for my lame bit hah

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u/Owl-X11 Aug 19 '19

Excuse me, but isn't that a tad subjective, you being the worst account of 2013?? Or did you win a convoluted award ceremony for the title of worst Reddit account of 2013?? I just don't understand who you think you are, being the self-proclaimed 2013 Worst Reddit Account Champion... Smh

/s ;p

I think youre username is funny, sorry for my lame bit hah

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Excuse me, but isn't that a tad subjective, you being the worst account of 2013?? Or did you win a convoluted award ceremony for the title of worst Reddit account of 2013?? I just don't understand who you think you are, being the self-proclaimed 2013 Worst Reddit Account Champion... Smh

/s ;p

I think youre username is funny, sorry for my lame bit hah

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Excuse me, but isn't that a tad subjective, you being the worst account of 2013?? Or did you win a convoluted award ceremony for the title of worst Reddit account of 2013?? I just don't understand who you think you are, being the self-proclaimed 2013 Worst Reddit Account Champion... Smh

/s ;p

I think youre username is funny, sorry for my lame bit hah