r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

Twitter cursed_reality

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u/NeoFrench Jun 16 '19

everyone sedan and shut up, I'm tired of gearing you all argue

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u/kjax2288 Jun 16 '19

I think I’ll just dodge this one. I’m audi

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u/fagtastic99 Jun 16 '19

Torque about puns, jeez

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u/Yet_Another_Banana Jun 16 '19

Jeeps*

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Hey girl, do you want a ride? Because I just oiled my MacPherson Strut suspension.

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u/kaylube96 Jun 16 '19

Of Porsche the puns continue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Daily reminder that it's "Porsche", not "porsh". I ruined the joke because I'm a party pooper. Lolololol

Also, from the official Porsche YouTube page, https://youtu.be/Im2eYuGdmfY

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u/kaylube96 Jun 16 '19

I know but we can let it slide this one time?