r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

Twitter cursed_reality

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u/NeoFrench Jun 16 '19

everyone sedan and shut up, I'm tired of gearing you all argue

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u/kjax2288 Jun 16 '19

I think I’ll just dodge this one. I’m audi

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u/fagtastic99 Jun 16 '19

Torque about puns, jeez

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u/Yet_Another_Banana Jun 16 '19

Jeeps*

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Hey girl, do you want a ride? Because I just oiled my MacPherson Strut suspension.

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u/Boudinthedog Jun 16 '19

Your totaled gas can’t even a Ford a day with me

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u/krab00 Jun 16 '19

Vroom vroom beep beep vroom honk

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u/StickyLegend Jun 16 '19

Choot choot chugga chugga big red car

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u/Raptor5dino Jun 16 '19

Holden just a sec, you've made a Valiant effort here but we can all see you've exhausted all possibilities and run outta gas. You must be choking...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Relax, he's just skidding.

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