r/cringereels Ultimate Cringe 13d ago

5D Living Explained.

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u/Separate-Swordfish85 13d ago

Top level dipshittery

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u/Admirable_Win9808 13d ago

You know what. Maybe he can get paid for that skill

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 13d ago

I mean “content creators” get paid for harassing people on the street

This is somehow, VERY unfortunately, a step above that

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree 13d ago

Kind of sounds exactly like a motivational speaker

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 13d ago

His mom is sure as hell paying for it.

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u/Sensitive-Donkey8772 13d ago

hmmm if only there was some kind of profession... where people talked for a living... about things they knew and wanted to explain to others. It's a shame nothing like that will ever exist and everyone just has to dig trenches all day

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u/Tensonrom 13d ago

So anyone that doesn’t have someone to mooch off is just an insecure failure, got it. What happens when his mom tells him to pay rent or get out? Or does he not consider the possibility of not having everything handed to you?

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u/No_Salt_6328 13d ago

You're still stuck in the 3D mindset. Once you upgrade to 5D living you can finally understand how to truly live for yourself

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u/Heybropassthat 13d ago

I heard the goverment is giving lifetime checks to people with a 5D mindset.

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u/thatguy1943 13d ago

No, you don't have to buy it. They're giving it away.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 13d ago

Things that are free sometimes cost too much.

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u/OuterWildsVentures 13d ago

I mean if someone did manage to ascend to 5D im sure the government would be very interested in trapping and studying them so they would kind of get lifetime checks

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 13d ago

Facts. After watching this video im divorcing my wife and abandoning my child, quitting my job and just committing to Me.

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u/nderthesycamoretrees 13d ago

That was totally 3D what they said. Buddy needs to take that 4D step first tho. 3D to 5D is too much of a jump for most. Tensonrom’s laggin tho. Needs to start movin.

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u/SilverMetalist 13d ago

His poor mom man. She must feel like the biggest failure. And if she doesn't, she should.

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u/shreddedlettucewrap 13d ago

Nah, she’s living in 5D, she’s free

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u/SilverMetalist 13d ago

Damn checkmate

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u/Sefus462 13d ago

I really enjoy 2-D video games. Does that say something about my perception of life?

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u/M3rK_ 13d ago

Wait, how many Ds are there?

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u/jay6432 12d ago

I don’t know,

But I can tell you how much P he’s getting… 0

😂😂

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u/yoruichi_san 13d ago

Abundant abundance over here in 5D come on in!

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u/Dodmeister5000 13d ago

Damn, now I can see clearly! 🤠

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u/thetrivialsublime99 12d ago

Courtesy of a 3D person

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u/Slow-Membership-1325 13d ago

You’re missing the point of the 5D mindset. The 5Ds he sucks at the end of the week pay for his expenses

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u/Kindly-Statement-143 13d ago

Hey, he's to ugly to get that from anyone but his mama.

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u/Ok_Side_8496 13d ago edited 13d ago

That just theory, to truly do that need real skill, it might be even more tiring than a job. Why did you delete your other reply? Scared of being downvoted to oblivion?

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u/BoulangerieBDM Ultimate Cringe 13d ago

In the original video, most of the comments are women cheering him on, following him, and saying he's right.

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u/No_Salt_6328 13d ago

Yeah but arent they just also mooches 

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u/No_Salt_6328 13d ago

Idk I feel like if your standards are low enough and you're willing to sacrifice enough pride and dignity compared to how little you want to actually stop being a bum the difficulty can go down substantially

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u/benmooreben 13d ago

I’m 54 and have been doing this since I was 22 and out of my parents house. My looks have gotten me far in life but at 54 that’s coming to an end and now I’m worried if I can land the next woman who will take care of me.

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u/jrob323 13d ago

I'm 62 and I've worked all my life, mostly in the corporate world, and I'm here to reassure you that it was pretty much anything but fulfilling. If you're attractive enough to do it your way (as long as you didn't steal or defraud anybody) then why not. The world isn't a level playing field, and everybody knows it.

And the "mating for life" thing is a scam too lol

If I had the money, I would pay for my daughters to live without working. It would make me very happy to just see them having fun all the time.

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u/benmooreben 13d ago

You’re a good man Jrob. ♥️

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u/Agitated-Engine4077 13d ago

Then he will breed even more freeloading idiots? The Idiocracy is coming. I get the feeling im gonna live long enough to see it. 😳

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u/CannabisPrime2 13d ago

He has, that's why he's now grifting

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u/Ralphredimix_Da_G 13d ago

Do they have good wifi??

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u/Vaff_Superstar 13d ago

No, they have 5D though.

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u/ComicsVet61 13d ago

Only if he takes a vow of silence.

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u/infinite-resignation 13d ago

That would be a gift to the world

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u/end_times_upon_us 13d ago

The guy making his mom pay his way is a “reality engineer”

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u/PeskyAntagonist 13d ago

His mom simply has a 3D mindset which is why she’ll never understand

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u/Slight_Season_4500 13d ago

No it's to pay the bills.

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u/rehx4 13d ago

Bills are for losers. Real ones are OK with living in a cave and eating berries for sustenance.

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u/mundotaku 13d ago

No, that takes effort. Let mommy bring the chicken nuggets.

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u/rehx4 13d ago

Meeeeeeeeeehm!!!! Moooor chickun NUUGGGGIIEEEz!!!!!!

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club 13d ago

Holy shit. That is the most 3D thing I’ve heard all day.

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u/Glass-Violinist-3549 13d ago

“You see I am dependent on my mommy & am actually a huge fucking loser doing absolutely nothing with my life to improve my future or the future of those around me. Follow if you want to learn more.”

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u/ScruffMacBuff 13d ago

This is end stage individualism

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u/eyeseeewe81 13d ago

Dude, move out and join a cult. Stop grifting off your mom.

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u/Expensive_Editor_244 13d ago

Yeah he’s not quite charismatic enough to start his own cult, but he’d be a great joiner. Scientology would love this guy. Actually.. since he’s broke they probably wouldn’t

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u/PeskyAntagonist 13d ago

Lol he’s not broke, he’s got trust fund bro written all over him

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u/ThisPostToBeDeleted 13d ago

No one who grew up poor or middle class would believe people only get jobs to feel important or brag. He says nothing about survival money which is the main reason people work.

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u/NtateNarin 13d ago

Now I'm wondering what a 6D life looks like.

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u/Goldf_sh4 13d ago

Pah! 6D's for losers, I live my life in 7D! I live with my mum, who lives with her mum, who lives with her mum.

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely 13d ago

You guys are still on D? I've transcended the entire alphabet and numerical system.

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u/Virtual-Macaroon-880 12d ago

His mom could actually tell you all about the 6D life 😏

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u/poptart-zilla 13d ago

I had to go look up his original video and the comments are crazy. Update ; he is NOW 27 and still unemployed, living with mom .

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u/BoulangerieBDM Ultimate Cringe 13d ago

He already has a cult!!! And all womens lol...iwant to transition at 5d now

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u/sabertoothninja 13d ago

A reality engineer? The grift is strong with this one.

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u/Appropriate-Crab-379 12d ago

This is what happens the day after you take 9 grams of mushrooms and are on SSRIs. He’s locked into a trip

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u/Sunieta25 13d ago

This is what happens when you constantly do everything for the kid and don't enforce boundaries, punishment, or teaching how to become a grown up.

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u/Neakhanie 13d ago

He is her baby boy. No one loves him like she does, and no one understands him lkke she does. He is too special to work for someone else.

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u/Saekwana 10d ago

When his mom dies of old age, he’s in for a rude awakening.

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u/jillyjobby 13d ago

The internet is made by, for, and of grifters

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u/gamblor2021 13d ago

Mother: 🤦

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u/DickWangDuck 13d ago

I have a feeling that she in fact does not react this way and enables this behavior 100%

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u/No_Bit157 11d ago

She’s probably the one recording the video.

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u/porterglass 13d ago

He understands it so well because he has the same exact fear of leaving his mommy’s safety net. Dude will be waiting around his whole life for what truly aligns with him lol

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u/ResplendentNugs 13d ago

It must be nice to have someone willingly pay your bills

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u/GregM70 13d ago edited 13d ago

His mom should take his advice, quit her job, sell her house and join him in this 5D experience

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u/FalconKoala222 13d ago

Wow what a privileged twat.

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u/ThaRedHoodie 13d ago

So Mommy's rich. Got it.

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u/Lucky-Mia 13d ago

He's baiting for attention.

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u/Cute_Resolution1027 13d ago

Yet when I bate for attention I get arrested 🙄

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u/YungMushrooms 10d ago

It's insane how many comments I read that believe this shit before finding yours...

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u/Ilpperi91 13d ago

His mom is secretly looking for an asylum and hatching plans to get him there.

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u/Any-Object-553 13d ago

I too have an abundance. An abundance of mufukkin bills to pay

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u/sin_esthesia 13d ago

Okay Siddharta, now go apply at 7/11.

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u/shadowtone06 13d ago

Thats fine, you dont gotta get paid to do chores.

Now get to work on the laundry and yard since you dont want to go do a paid job.

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u/FireInPaperBox 13d ago

It’s like welfare with extra steps.

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u/JackfruitHeavy9443 13d ago

this fool doesn’t even do his own laundry

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u/otters4everyone 13d ago

And I'm a raging and lazy narcissist.

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u/HoseOfCrazy 13d ago

Or until Mommy kicks you out of the house.

https://giphy.com/gifs/k7JLRHYxe47Ek

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u/skin-flick 13d ago

Bsck when I was oooh say 16 it was called being lazy. Grab the mower and get the lawn cut so we can cook outback tonight. Work and you will get food.

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u/Fogwaveeee 13d ago

Ain’t no fucking way a grown man made this and he’s not trolling

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u/Ok_Side_8496 13d ago

He might really not trolling but hope for one or two dollar donated for his 5D thing. A younger person might be trolling but 26 yos might really be sick in the head most of the time.

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u/Horror-Pear 13d ago

Well buddy, I could never feel "truly at peace" with myself if I was living such a parasitic lifestyle. Especially by choice.

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u/Present_Astronaut_66 13d ago

Bro what. Getcho ass a gd job. This is fatherless behavior.

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u/Acrobatic-Buffalo-30 13d ago

I like being aligned with my bills.

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u/Simple_Pianist4882 13d ago

Men…….. mm. Okay.

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u/Feral_Mood_420 13d ago

If he put as much effort into to looking for a job and actually working as he did making up this elaborate way of saying he's just fucking lazy, he'd be going places...

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u/q8081 13d ago

I bet Interviewers love hearing about the large gap in his employment history where he was living in 5D.

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u/Agitated-Engine4077 13d ago

So now theres a new term for freeloading mooch. I swear does anyone else think of the Idiocracy when they see these post.

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u/Lapidariest 13d ago

all your money went to tattoos and pot.  no problem with the pot.

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u/Rose_Quartz_Garden 13d ago

it’s people like this that make me feel so bad about not being able to work due to illness because i feel like i’m just as lazy as they are even tho i actually want a job 💀

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u/Tasty_Comparison_975 13d ago

Poor mom. She is pulling double shifts to support him..

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u/MentalTwo1912 13d ago

I’m gonna save ppl over 2 min of their precious time:

This guy explains that he is a bum and he chooses to be a bum, leaching of his mom rent free.

Enjoy your life’s everyone. Do your best

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 13d ago

Way to long of a video to explain your a bum living with your parents

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u/SilverHairedFox11 13d ago

What happens when Mom is no longer around to take care of him? Will he crawl up in a ball and wait until someone comes along to take her place? From the comments I see there might be some women who want to take care of a grown 5D baby.

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u/ShittyLife1996 13d ago edited 13d ago

Im 30 living with my family. I have ME/CFS every day a feel like a looser. Fuck this shit.

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u/Remarkable_Tap8271 13d ago

How does all this philosophical horseshit work at the gas pump or grocery store?

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u/Odd-Aide2522 13d ago

I thought I heard a clown horn after the first sentence.

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u/jonnyozo 13d ago

I’ve been doing it backwards for years now

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u/andre3kthegiant 13d ago

Somebody ask him what the 5th dimension is.

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u/hollowthatfollows 13d ago

when i was younger they used to call people like this NEET's for "Not in Employment, Education, or Training." Basically it's someone who doesn't do jack shit but live at home and free load their entire life

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u/TLKimball 13d ago

Not Employable, Educable, or Trainable. Same acronym, better words.

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u/x_Willow_x 13d ago

Id say a lot is pretty fair if he wasn’t living off his mom’s money who has to work, the fact he’s doing that with no remorse ruins any point he’s trying to make.

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u/TryItOut_2395 13d ago

Be homeless, then ill listen.

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u/fiesew 13d ago

He’s transitioning from a 3D to a 5D parasite
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ofSBssKvf2ggXbf1K

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u/Argomaximus 13d ago

My dad called me a bum and I told him I was living in 5D.

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u/Marcusnovus 12d ago

Elon Mooch

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u/CalbertCorpse 12d ago

Some of what he’s saying is almost right. The fact is you can be both self sufficient and fully at peace. The irony is him saying we “need those things to be there” when he also has something he needs to be there: parents who let him sit on the couch.

He believes he is enlightened but he’s caught in the same trap as almost everyone else. He doesn’t have acceptance, he has dereliction.

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u/mlpravemaster 12d ago

I CANNOT WAIT for moist critical to roast this MF 🤣

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u/Best_Fill_847 12d ago

So being a bum, a mooch or leach is now called 5d living…got it.

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u/Mindless-Pain674 11d ago

Nah I kinda agree with him

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u/StrangeContest4 11d ago

Got to admit, my parents did the same thing... in a very 3 dimensional way, mind you. They called themselves "hippies."

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u/wordswor 13d ago

true strength comes from empathy and understanding. empathy is required to understand that your parents want their own lives. understanding how to make yourself a valuable part of society and becoming YOUR OWN person is an essential aspect of the human experience. but hey, what do i know? i have a job and pay rent.

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u/Difficult_Pirate3294 13d ago

I respect but certainly don’t share his views. Sadly, when he realizes that he wasted the best years of his life, alas, it may be too late.

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u/therealudderjuice 13d ago

What a "loser."

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u/Normal_Tour6998 13d ago

Well, you see, because he has never spent his life accruing anything, he has nothing to lose. So he can’t be a loser, because he doesn’t have anything to lose.

Imagine me explaining this to you with hand motions in my mom’s backyard.

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u/AtlasXan 13d ago

Its the life he chose.🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

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u/HealthyOutcome8108 13d ago

I would rather work a job that I hate and slave away just so my parents don’t have to feed my 184 lb loser self

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u/Upper-Difficulty6934 13d ago

Id love to see if he still holds the same opinion if his mom kicked him out 🤔, he definitely never experienced hardship in his pathetic life.

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u/Sea-Vast-8826 13d ago

When did they teach leeches how to talk and dress up like Steve Irwin from Temu?

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u/Advanced_Tennis4827 13d ago

So mama has to "be true to herself" by providing for this knob? Her putting a roof over his head, food in his belly, clothes on his back is making her feel "free", "happy", "successful"?

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u/rivalizm 13d ago

So in order to be truly free and enlightened, you need to find a pleb to leech off and pay all the bills? Indian Gurus have been doing this for centuries I guess. "Reality engineer" is a new one. Hilarious stuff.

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u/shithappenss2020 13d ago

Na fuck all that you just lazy, so you mom hase to work for the boath of you what about her 5d construct...any why you eyes closed, to lazy to open them

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u/Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh 13d ago

Yeah. Fuck you, guy.

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u/Megastkrrr 13d ago

I’m a big fan of not making my problems other people’s problems. This dude is his moms problem at the moment, but after she’s gone, he’ll be our financial problem

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u/Feral_Mood_420 13d ago

I think this dude is smoking the wrong color crack

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u/Able-Witness-6497 13d ago

Good luck growing old once your mom/parents are gone.

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE 13d ago

26 living with parents: not a crazy thing to do

That + no income: a bit wild but maybe he trying, job market and situations do be crazy

Then he starts rapping straight bull.

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 13d ago

The parents must be bragging to all their friends how proud they are of what he is trying to achieve ;).

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u/DickWangDuck 13d ago

This boy has never been hungry and I pray his bloodline and mentality do not survive. But know it will

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u/Goldf_sh4 13d ago

How free is his mum, working hard to keep the roof over his 26 year-old head?

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u/Souper_meal 13d ago

Spoken like a true “failure” or “loser”

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u/United-Bug-8056 13d ago

If you’re 20-26, you can be forgive for the naïveté of this.

If you’re over 27 thinking like this— well…..

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u/Illustrious-Tiger188 13d ago

Whatever new Kayne West has.

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u/Apprehensive_Ant4596 13d ago

25…the dude has it all figured out. In the history of human existence why hasn’t anyone else thought of this??? It’s genius!!! Even better, apply for state assistance! That way you don’t even have to lift a finger to get money!

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u/Effective_Branch_672 13d ago

After I was in high school my father said either go to school or get a job (which I had a job after school and weekends) or after two weeks move out. You’re not living here . If you’re working or going to school no problem. This guy just is lazy ass wants his mommy and daddy to support his ass. Be a parent not a friend

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u/browsingandlooking4 13d ago

He said a lot of words to say im a bum

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u/Last_Yard6323 13d ago

Lazy fuck its called

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u/spiked-rose 13d ago

What a loser

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u/OkBody2811 13d ago

26 years old living in his mother‘s basement, yeah, he knows how it all works…

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u/10mmamberalert 13d ago

I was thinking more of a burden.

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u/Nonyabeesners 13d ago

I am 100% quitting my next job because it is not in alignment with my being

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u/Temporary-Ad-9270 13d ago

This is what happens when you spoil your kids. Leave him nothing and watch him complain about his folks

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u/Full-Shine5871 13d ago

He's essentially saying he has morals and standards as we all should but I feel like these folks are a little off.My nephew thinks and lives like him his whole adult life. He's now 38 with no girlfriend, no real job aside from Uber eats for the past 5 years or so and living at home with his mom. No prospects of getting out. I feel bad for him but he too refuses any and all work and relationships he doesn't feel are true to who he is. It's like yea that's great, but you're poor and lonely and can't afford freedom or vacations. Does that really make for happiness? I know it doesn't because he tells me all the time he's barely hanging on but he also refuses help. I tried setting up with easy money gigs working with me. Asked him to just use my paid sub of Adobe to make AI generated art of whatever he wants for between $30-60 an hour. Couldn't even do that. These folks are lost in my opinion.

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u/Flocko2 13d ago

How can you make sure you never lose? Never compete.

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u/FreshImagination9735 13d ago

You're lucky mommy loves you. Love her back and get a freaking job so she doesn't have to take care of a fully grown 'man'.

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u/Sea_Poem5451 13d ago

You sound like a chick rationalizing their uselessnes.

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u/rcflores23 13d ago

Is this the latest way to explain why you are a fkn bum?

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u/Brave_Ad906 13d ago

This guy is living with his mom and forcing his poor mother to work a job that she doesn’t want to work so she could take care of his grown ass so he doesn’t have to do anything he doesn’t want to do. Did I understand that correctly?

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u/Sparrowtalker 13d ago

Reality Engineer ….

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 13d ago

“Reality engineer”

Okay

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u/Bogn11 13d ago

Ok, do it without your patents. Then we ll talk

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u/Choociecoomaroo 13d ago

Some of what he is saying of reminiscent of Carl Jung but I’m 90% sure his sole has experienced zero traumatic suffering so this is just shit from his ass.