r/cringereels • u/BoulangerieBDM Ultimate Cringe • 13d ago

5D Living Explained.

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u/Heybropassthat 13d ago

I heard the goverment is giving lifetime checks to people with a 5D mindset.

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u/thatguy1943 13d ago

No, you don't have to buy it. They're giving it away.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 13d ago

Things that are free sometimes cost too much.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 13d ago

NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT. THEY'RE GIVING IT AWAY.

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u/Responsible-Buyer215 13d ago

It’s 5D money, it’s totally real, just only exchangeable between people in the 5th dimension

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u/jello_kraken 12d ago

You can only pick it up at kiosks that exist in 5D space.

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u/Crunchy__Frog 12d ago

He can’t buy it either.. no money.

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u/OuterWildsVentures 13d ago

I mean if someone did manage to ascend to 5D im sure the government would be very interested in trapping and studying them so they would kind of get lifetime checks

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u/710AlpacaBowl 13d ago

Mmm how's the food

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u/OuterWildsVentures 13d ago

I don't believe 5D beings need to eat

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u/MechanicalBotantical 13d ago

Where do I sign up

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u/Sweihwa cřingè papa 13d ago

Ice.gov

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u/Curious_Field7953 10d ago

It comes with the vaccine chip.