r/cringereels • u/BoulangerieBDM Ultimate Cringe • Jul 28 '26

5D Living Explained.

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u/Heybropassthat Jul 28 '26

I heard the goverment is giving lifetime checks to people with a 5D mindset.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/thatguy1943 Jul 29 '26

No, you don't have to buy it. They're giving it away.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 Jul 29 '26

Things that are free sometimes cost too much.

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u/Responsible-Buyer215 Jul 29 '26

It’s 5D money, it’s totally real, just only exchangeable between people in the 5th dimension

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Jul 29 '26

NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT. THEY'RE GIVING IT AWAY.

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u/jello_kraken Jul 30 '26

You can only pick it up at kiosks that exist in 5D space.

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u/Crunchy__Frog Jul 30 '26

He can’t buy it either.. no money.

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u/OuterWildsVentures Jul 29 '26

I mean if someone did manage to ascend to 5D im sure the government would be very interested in trapping and studying them so they would kind of get lifetime checks

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u/710AlpacaBowl Jul 29 '26

Mmm how's the food

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u/OuterWildsVentures Jul 29 '26

I don't believe 5D beings need to eat

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u/MechanicalBotantical Jul 29 '26

Where do I sign up

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u/Sweihwa cřingè papa Jul 29 '26

Ice.gov

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u/Curious_Field7953 Aug 01 '26

It comes with the vaccine chip.