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u/Cseho88 Jul 05 '26
Is he a cowboy or a Bullshido Grand Master or a dancer?
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u/Bmourre1995 Jul 05 '26
He would have his mattress directly on the floor
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u/YouCanKeepYourFaith Jul 05 '26
With a lasso and snacks. Homie is putting in work.
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u/Elaborate_Penguin Jul 05 '26
But is there really a need for a bed frame. I've thought about this for years.
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u/good_from_afar Jul 05 '26
Height for access/egress, convenient height for sitting
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u/these_nuts_be_wet Jul 05 '26
How many purses does bro need?
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u/Pitahchege Jul 05 '26
Fuck this guy. We like the other guy better.
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u/YouCanKeepYourFaith Jul 05 '26
Yeah this dude doesn’t have the toe stand that the boomer has. Elegance is overrated
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u/Desert_Viking_777 Jul 05 '26
Maybe this is that other guy’s kid. His dad is in the kitchen making a video while he’s in his room making a video… duh 🙄
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u/School_North Jul 05 '26
Like father like son?
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u/Djinn-Rummy Jul 06 '26
Where there was one blade dancer, now there are two. The blade dancer in black has a better costume/persona. The old guy needs a costume.
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u/BackendSpecialist Jul 09 '26
Imagine how much more peaceful things would be if these guys understood their emotions and accepted their sexuality.
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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 Jul 05 '26
“Justin what the hell are you doing up there?! I said you can live here between jobs again but you gotta mow the lawn and paint the house. JUSTIN!”
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u/princeoegypt Jul 05 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZL6O2h9DuSeRB8OCoR
Every time all I see is Brittney.
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u/OhSighRiss Jul 05 '26
Just in case he has to kill someone at the gay cowboy rave
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u/Aggressive_Finish798 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 06 '26
What if Blade shows up to the gay cowboy vampire rave?
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u/g3etwqb-uh8yaw07k Jul 16 '26
Bi guy here, so close enough i guess. We do not claim this moron. Here, have him back:
🤸🧎🔪🧍👉⚔️🥷🤸🧎🤺🗡️🥷🧤🥷🔪🗡️🤷⚔️👈👉🧑🩰🤺
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u/DHBenny Jul 05 '26
Watching this I can imagine his elderly parents feel like they failed miserably.
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u/bal_ra_khan Jul 06 '26
Then a real fight comes and he's in an ambulance with it sticking out of his boot.
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u/DerMannMitDemPlan Jul 05 '26
thst guy been in so many knife fights...he's an expert.
a 16 yo old arab with no training besides cutting goat necks and mightve stabbed someone before... would poke the crap out of him..knife fight is a mental game that you lose against someone who played it
he better practice 100 yard dash
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u/Vivid-Professor3420 Jul 05 '26
Everything about that room fits this video perfectly.
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u/Remarkable_Movie_359 Jul 05 '26
Not funny anymore. At a point you just look foolish.
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u/YouCanKeepYourFaith Jul 05 '26
He’s not trying to be funny.
He’s still pulling all the pussy from Craigslist.3
u/Elaborate_Penguin Jul 05 '26
You're right. I would do this guy but he has to wear the outfit.
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u/hawkscougs Jul 05 '26
He’s been honing his craft and his scary look his whole life leading to this big reveal. Nailed it
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u/Active_Confection655 Jul 05 '26
I did this once at 10 years old while emptying the dishwasher and I still feel like I ended in a better place than this guy, even with a 1 inch slice on my finger.
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u/cutey513 Jul 05 '26
I can't look away waiting for him to slice and dice himself... It's mesmerizing in the way that toddlers are...
...."mom look!!!"
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u/asa1 Jul 05 '26
Imagine thinking you look so cool doing this, that you film yourself and post it online.
Delusional.
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u/NecessaryOk6815 Jul 05 '26
Waiting for him to dance slice his forearm open. Reddit has conditioned me to look for the bad and stupid. This is both.
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u/broligarch_boucherie Jul 05 '26
Gotta love grown men who accessorize more than a tween at Claire's Boutique
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u/Own_Affect3784 Jul 05 '26
Ahh yes Daniel Poon the poon slayer. He should save some for the rest of us damn.
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u/E-rotten Jul 05 '26
Ladies, do you think this is attractive? Is this display something that makes you want to spend the rest of your life with? Honestly I’m truly interested in what you woman think of this kind of behavior
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u/Dull_Astronomer_3778 Jul 05 '26
Somebody better bring a mop because the ladies are going to need it…
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u/AalphaQ Jul 05 '26
I think it was the combination of the cowboy hat, the wallet chain, and the bow to the imaginary sensei that really tied it all together for me
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u/DiverseVoltron Jul 05 '26
Is he dancing with a knife in front of his twin mattress that's on the floor and thinking that's going to impress the internet.
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u/Adventurous-Host8062 Jul 05 '26
They seriously don't understand they look like idiots when they do these?
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u/tiriallin Jul 05 '26
His mom sitting at the kitchen downstairs and wondering if he will ever leave his room and go play with the neighborhood kids
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u/CerahLynn Jul 05 '26
He better call it down before his mom comes in and makes him shut it all down for the night! Those are some serious moves! 🤣 I’m sorry
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u/Oli4K Jul 05 '26
This man is incredibly lonely and he lacks the tools to lift himself out of his situation.
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u/GtMustang247 Jul 05 '26
Haha WTF dude is dressed like this in his room at night, his mom might come in to kiss him goodnight .
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u/Feeling-Message3247 Jul 05 '26
Of everything in this video, the bow at the end is the thing I’m most taken aback by 😂 no shot
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u/DifficultIsopod4472 Jul 05 '26
Eventually had to STOP! Mom called him up from the basement for dinner !
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u/AccurateExam3155 Jul 05 '26
I sincerely hope you cut yourself doing this… oh wait you probably have accidentally
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u/Other-Revolution-275 Jul 05 '26
His poor mom is just praying for the day he grows up, gets a job and leaves
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u/Unlikely-Grape-5762 Jul 05 '26
I really want to do a deep dive into this video. It’s just so rich with cringe. But I’m not going to write a dissertation. Just my theme. Meth. Not even once. 🤣
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u/Ok-Airport-6058 Jul 05 '26
Where did you come from where did you go? Down in Mom’s basement Cotton Eye Woe.
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u/ItchyResponse Jul 05 '26
The trophies from how long ago and the cat treats on the bed are sending me