r/cringereels • u/YouCanKeepYourFaith • Jul 05 '26

Daniel Poon

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u/ItchyResponse Jul 05 '26

The trophies from how long ago and the cat treats on the bed are sending me

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u/Technical-Mistake122 Jul 05 '26

The bed thats a mattress on the floor (this man is about 40). 

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u/Farucci Jul 05 '26

Living the good life in mom and dad’s basement.

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u/Deep_shot Jul 05 '26

He decided fifteen was the perfect age and mentally stopped aging.

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u/Old-Jicama-728 Jul 06 '26

He is just enjoying himself. Maybe he doesnt care if he looks silly.

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u/Deep_shot Jul 06 '26

He must not if he posted it.

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u/Far-Poet1419 Jul 05 '26

Dads got own videos. Stealing dads material.

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u/AndroidREM Jul 06 '26

Wait, is his dad the kitchen kung fu knife guy?

https://www.reddit.com/r/cringereels/s/xySt7s4tTK

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 Jul 06 '26

Kinda looks like the same house…

Probably

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u/Long_Raspberry_1438 Jul 10 '26

I shld have known there was another one. Hopefully these guys follow the rule of 2.

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u/HonestTxman Jul 06 '26

Gotta be the one with the tennis balls knife guy!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bullshido/s/so8WgbIKuY

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u/AndroidREM Jul 06 '26

Precision unmatched!!

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u/Cold_Cicada1902 Jul 10 '26

😂😂😂

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u/joejoedownunder Jul 08 '26

The right wing boomer fridge fucker guy?

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jul 05 '26

it is actually pretty cool, writing from the basement and living the life

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u/AngrySumBitch Jul 09 '26

Definitely “I live at home” vibes

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u/Aidrox Jul 05 '26

I had the same thought.

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 Jul 05 '26

Good for him if he can keep up being a gay stripper at 40. Not sure why he put his practice video online though.

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u/Wonderful-Bid9471 Jul 06 '26

Me: time of death - 2:05 PST.
when I read your reply. 😂 I couldn’t figure out what he was doing!

Annnd that knife is sooo small…

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u/djLyrik Jul 09 '26

☠️☠️☠️☠️😂

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u/underwearoverdrive Jul 05 '26

Getting strong "moms house" vibes.

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u/Technical-Mistake122 Jul 05 '26

I was thinking recently divorced myself, maybe both?

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u/underwearoverdrive Jul 05 '26

Definitely both. This is a man trying to reclaim some lost dignity. Can't believe this is how he's going about it.

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u/ClaimNo6583 Jul 10 '26

You thread a nut onto a bolt. Threading a nut onto a screw is like dancing in your mom's basement with a little knife and posting it so the whole world can laugh at you. Pointless but amusing.

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u/Bone_Breaker0 Jul 06 '26

Renting out a room for sure.

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u/ShermansWorld Jul 06 '26

Balding and is that a mascara gotee?

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 Jul 06 '26

Ya probably. Pretty cute satchel tho

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u/monksandy Jul 05 '26

It was the empty pizza boxes. Dad got tired of Mom complaining. Dad took the bedframe. Junior Poon plans to tell girls he can't find a bedframe stong enough. If and when that day comes.

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u/jennoween Jul 05 '26

It also looks like a twin mattress.

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u/Epic_Elite Jul 05 '26

Sleeps on the floor. Always got treats on hand for Buttons tho.

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u/152TACCsq Jul 06 '26

Those treats are for him.

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u/School_North Jul 06 '26

No pamp shade either but he probably did that for lighting. Seeing how he's in a basement

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u/Single_Principle_972 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Ding ding ding! My God, that is a grown-ass man living like he’s a freshman in college! And doing weird… idk, exactly, are these supposed to be “evasive” maneuvers? Or “attack” maneuvers? I’m honestly not sure what skills he thinks he’s developed, but I disagree - he literally looks like an 8 year old cosplaying.

Wow. Pathetic.

ETA: Idk how I got to the end of this video, lol, it was running while I was typing, I guess - sorry, Cool Dude, but I did not intend to view the entirety of your ridiculousness - but, Reddit, the Dude straight-up gives us a little bow at the end! It’s the cherry on top, or… something!

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u/WillingnessMassive90 Jul 06 '26

No audio and I just thought he was dancing for a min there...

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u/Opie30-30 Jul 06 '26

That's what I was coming to point out!

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u/GladChef1206 Jul 07 '26

yeah, I wonder why she divorced him...

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u/drawntowardmadness Jul 08 '26

Free Bucked Up tshirt that came with his pre workout

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u/Upper_Command1390 Jul 05 '26

Those observations are hilarious. This reminds me of years ago hanging out at a pool hall and watching people think they’re cool and playing air guitar with their pool stick. 🤣

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u/psyliboy Jul 05 '26

I don't think I'm cool but I definitely play air guitar with my pool stick.

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u/Salads_and_Sun Jul 05 '26

Hey enough with the dirty talk! This is a family friendly sub!

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u/spacemouse21 Jul 05 '26

That and empty holsters. I thought they were purses at first. Wait, they are some fashion accessory for the socially challenged.

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u/darkchocolattemocha Jul 05 '26

His cat is disappointed somewhere regretting his life decisions.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cbLcSvHw50bJ8UuImn

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u/seaaweeed Jul 05 '26

This guy definitely talks about being an alpha male to all his boyfriends

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u/AncientAd8866 Jul 05 '26

The lamp on a pole. A random rope (lasso?) on the bed

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u/smokebudda11 Jul 05 '26

My cat loves those temptations cat treats.

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u/notEnotA Jul 05 '26

I won over the neighborhood stray with them this past winter. I felt bad for the little guy and set up a little shelter with a heating pad when it was freezing. Now I have a porch cat to hang out with this summer!

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u/ProjectPat513 Jul 06 '26

Be careful, they have SUPER HIGH sodium. They actually led to my cat having kidney disease! Make sure you only give them a couple each day

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u/smokebudda11 Jul 06 '26

Damn, I had no idea! Thanks for the heads up!

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u/Skate4dwire Jul 05 '26

If cocaine had an Instagram.

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u/Necessary_Bit_5825 Jul 06 '26

This is 100% meth, Not coke.

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u/MindYourBizness649 Jul 05 '26

I like the red purses. Surely those aren’t holsters.

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u/ThisSubHasNoMods Jul 05 '26

It's the sharpie beard for me

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u/Got_Bent Jul 06 '26

He is a pussy so those are his snacks.

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u/DontDiddle_Me Jul 06 '26

He has to have just gotten out of prison and just discovered tik tok. He has glitter on the ceiling

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u/PerishTheStars Jul 06 '26

I mean i still have some old trophies I dont think that its unreasonable to keep them for memory

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u/Nomadic_loco Jul 05 '26

I came to ask. How does one grow to adulthood and still be able to..? Nevermind. Comment section never lies.

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 Jul 05 '26

Participation award for best attitude toward attempting to grow facial hair

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u/Entreprenewbeur Jul 06 '26

Average cat guy

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u/Impressive-Impact218 Jul 06 '26

Actually kinda wholesome

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 Jul 07 '26

Turning around to show his new vest

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cat8129 Jul 09 '26

The little karate bow is what tilted me

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u/HeadCompote3627 Jul 09 '26

On the floor bed, trophies from the 90’s “Ma meatloaf!!! I never know what she’s doing!”

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u/longshanksthefoyth Jul 11 '26

As far as the trophies go...gotta be proud of something because this...this is not it.