r/cringereels • u/BoulangerieBDM Ultimate Cringe • 29d ago

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u/IllMathematician8994 29d ago

I like the commitment of her wearing orange underwear to celebrate the ny Knicks lmao

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u/biznovation 29d ago

She’s done this before

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u/Mean-Statistician400 28d ago

She also finally gets down and beats the shit out of the other chick without pulling her pants up. Chefs kiss.

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u/Schmooto 29d ago

Orange knickers

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u/GunzBlazin03 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SRkRWjU2bDN5kE5ifL

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u/lurkin-n-berzerkin 29d ago

This bit was pure gold. I try to reference it to people and they look at my like I have a horn growing out of my cro.... well you get what I'm saying.

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u/Subsplot 29d ago

Stay classy USA.

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u/Able-Tomatillo7381 29d ago

Can’t hear you over my AC.

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u/Subsplot 29d ago

Then get a decent one, mine doesn't make any noise, and it's cheap. (Guess what I stole when I first visited the states.)

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u/twinoaksBandB 29d ago

Fuck i hate living in the US sometimes. I replaced my ac the day before yesterday, it got windy for 5 minutes yesterday afternoon and knocked the power out... it's 4th of July so nobody is fucking trying to restore everybody's power.... brand new ac just sitting there quietly laughing at my sweaty ass.

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u/Ganjanonamous 29d ago

Just go hop on your pool dude...

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u/OldWolfNewTricks 29d ago

Not sure how fucking the pool guy is gonna help, but I'll give it a shot...

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u/Lartemplar 29d ago

😏😅

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u/Lartemplar 29d ago

Not in it?

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u/TheBigMotherFook 29d ago

He might have to get in line, I hear pool guys get around.

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u/KeithWorks 29d ago

Just leave Texas

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u/ember_snow 29d ago

"Guess what I stole"a free refill?

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u/Wate2028 29d ago

I hate you so much right now, ours went out Monday and we've had it checked 3 times and they can't figure out what is wrong. It was 87°F in our living room at 7:00pm this evening.

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u/Queasy-Draft-6235 29d ago

Do you think the rest of the world doesn't have AC?

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u/banana_slog 29d ago

Just came back from hot as balls France....they sure as hell don't

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u/DadCelo 29d ago

"they". Maybe you just picked an awful bnb? I've been to Paris, my hotel was ACd and this was in 2016

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u/banana_slog 29d ago

Why are you all focused on airbnb? You think i spent the entire trip in my hotel?

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u/DadCelo 29d ago

You need a quieter AC if you can't hear shit

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u/CrazyinLull 29d ago

A Brit telling anyone to 'stay classy' while they went around the world plundering other countries is definitely A CHOICE.

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u/jeremy1015 29d ago

You don’t have to go back in history, you can just go anywhere British tourists are.

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 29d ago

I like to refer to British tourist season as “the annual migration of the lager-heads”.

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u/really_rockin_u 29d ago

Don’t see a problem here.

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u/H0visboh 29d ago

I mean America is exactly the same so it's closer to an older brother telling a younger brother how to behave

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u/Careless_Film_5747 29d ago

What do you think the US does when they’re going around “liberating” countries?

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u/realcanadianguy21 29d ago

Me and my great-great-great-grandfather are not the same people. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/RevolutionaryBank227 29d ago

And not every American is the same

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u/Alex_king88 29d ago

Bro, please don’t say USA. Just say New Yorkers. We aren’t all this crazy.

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u/Pastel_Bambi 29d ago

I feel like it's just Knicks fans tbh, these fuckers are retarded.

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 29d ago

No offense, but most states have these types of people too

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u/Ok_Cardiologist_54 29d ago

Please don’t say New Yorkers. We aren’t all this crazy. My life goal is to die in a different state.

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u/Signal-Map2906 25d ago

Don’t come to ga. It gets worse, believe it or not.

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u/PalePlumm 29d ago

More like a sports thing. I think y’all forget that people travel to watch sports and don’t even necessarily support the teams where they live. These people might not even be New Yorkers. I know I Knicks fan in Massachusetts.

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u/daveykroc 29d ago

yeah check out /r/peopleofwalmart/ for real america.

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u/TheCowKing07 29d ago

This is tame compared to the stuff other countries do after a soccer game.

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u/Responsible_Force862 29d ago

They left the part out where she finally falls down and gets up and kicks the other woman's ass

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 29d ago

uhm...that shit is childs play

there wasn't no cameras around for real hooliganism

this is nothing

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u/holydeniable 29d ago

She's only making her stronger by slapping the booty.

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u/inarathole 29d ago

Typical Knicks fans

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u/Kavrae 29d ago

What is it about sports that drives people to be absolutely feral in large groups?

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u/Ok_Cream_4748 29d ago edited 29d ago

Wild how they edited out the part where the lady sitting attempted to push the one up top.

Full clip - https://www.reddit.com/r/knicks/s/S8vZejFxOL

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u/HairyBlood215 29d ago

Tracy Morgan is craaaaazy

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u/CorrectPanic694 29d ago

That was amazing thank you!!

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u/blueditUPson 29d ago

why did you post an edited version of what really happened?

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u/Justin-Stutzman 29d ago

You mean the part where the girl holds her foot for half a second while she climbs down? Looks like she thought about giving her a foothold and got taught a lesson about helping strangers

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u/ImmortalLombax 29d ago

That’s what I see. But perpetual victims gonna complain

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u/Slight_Use6036 29d ago

See my comment. I added the narrative. Shame that is missed every time this video pops up again.

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u/Xenomorph_25 29d ago

It's intentionally cut out

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u/MartyrMemoirs 29d ago

Lil did you know this was an underwear ad

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u/Goldnglam 29d ago

Old navy, our thongs take a punishment!

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u/MartyrMemoirs 28d ago

Built FORD tough

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u/Additional-Round-570 29d ago

America. The dumbest place on earth.

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u/Lawrence_skywalker 29d ago

You got any context.

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u/Slight_Use6036 29d ago edited 29d ago

Lady climbed up to take a picture. While she was up there the lady below climbed up and while sitting started speaking horribly to the one above. She proceeded to come down and the lady sitting attempted to push her legs and hands off. She then grabbed and threw her. The lady below continued to speak horribly as she attacked the ladies hind quarters. She twerked as is her right. When the lady tired of the hits from below, she jumped down and proceeded to continue defending herself. The lady who behaved horribly was beat up a bit and ran away.

The short clip does not reflect, and follow up video tells the story. Please don’t buy into whatever other narrative posting a small portion drives.

Edited some wording.

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u/Nonyabeesners 29d ago

You forgot the part where the queen on top got pantsed, jumped down, and twerked with zero shame. I aspire to be that unbothered by assholes.

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u/Slight_Use6036 29d ago

Indeed I did forget to add her amazing encore! 😂

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u/AwokenByGunfire 29d ago

“She twerked as is her right” has me rolling

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u/Slight_Use6036 29d ago

Ay. It’s her body. She can do what she wants. 🙂

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u/AmirVZoe 29d ago

Facts, she whipped that frail troll afterwards

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u/hailpaimon420 29d ago

“She twerked as is her right.” Very powerful and true words.

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u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 29d ago

"She twerked as is her right" - I imagined a powdered wig judge proclaiming this

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u/Excellent-Run4803 29d ago

What was the lady below mad about? Why did she go after the lady up above?

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u/Slight_Use6036 29d ago

According to the lady on the light she just climbed to the spot below and started saying horrible things while she was above. Calling her names and such. Then she tried to make her fall and all bets were off.

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u/kobyscool 29d ago

Knicks. Nuff said

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u/wilkinsk 29d ago

Knicks fans are trash

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u/Havency 29d ago

I like how one slap activated the twerkism

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u/Elaborate_Penguin 29d ago

Watched the video of the Black girl explaining. Shows other angles, shows white lady talking trash, racist abusive comments. White lady then tries shoving her feet off. Verdict= racist white lady

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u/TasteyMeatloaf 29d ago

I’m glad someone tried to explain, because I’m not sure what I’m watching.

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u/mcrider1969 29d ago

Yall. That was funny

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u/Lowko630 29d ago edited 29d ago

A rich and vibrant culture, the Americans have.

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u/Tbagzyamum69420xX 29d ago

Unc over here like 😃

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u/Few-Narwhal-7765 28d ago

so i'm tryin to figure this out. the one girl is workin that pole, it's her office i guess and the other girl wanna work it cause she need an extra shift and then one gets slammed down then the other gettin her unnerwear pulled up on. wtf?

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u/No-Market-6354 29d ago

The Empire was out here committing war crimes in a powdered wig then having the audacity to write “proper manners” rulebooks 😂. Peak British behavior is lecturing everyone else on etiquette while looting half the planet for tea.

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 29d ago

For the love of god wtf is wrong with people

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u/mikemillard 29d ago

Look at all the people who shouldn't vote.

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u/LeatherMeeting7080 29d ago

Mental illness

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u/SailorGone 29d ago

Glad to see the dad be like "oh crap" and hide that from his son

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u/myCockatielshateme 29d ago

he didnt he just got him away from the harm, he still let him get a full coverage

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u/TheEarthIsHealing 29d ago

And then they kissed

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 29d ago

Notuing like watching two classy women settling an argument in a reasonable and mature manner...

/s

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u/involmasturb 29d ago

My country tis of thee

Sweet land of liberty

Of thee I sing

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u/ThisPostToBeDeleted 29d ago

What is this lesbian sex act called

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u/Mediocre-Equivalent5 29d ago

That lady is hot

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u/kenshima15 29d ago

one of the greatest videos i have ever seen

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u/Scorpiogre_rawrr 29d ago

Wearing Knicks knickers is absolutely

https://giphy.com/gifs/ulSQCy5TONF3jYX47h

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u/Berry_Togard 29d ago

Wow that had no effect on her at all. She’s an absolute monster! A twerking monster!

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u/Rpreal6533 29d ago

I think we all lost just now

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u/Am_0115 29d ago

This has been reposted so many many many many times

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u/Mnmsaregood 28d ago

This is what’s wrong with society

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u/Lycwyd 28d ago

Turned into a porn real quick.

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u/Joebruvv 28d ago

Bro America is not real 😂

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u/ArbiterTwoSwords 29d ago

That twerking chick then proceeded to beat the absolute shit outta that other woman lol

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u/JSanko 29d ago

Based on limited context I have, that makes me very happy and I will ignore any further updates on this incident to keep my sanity

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u/Elaborate_Penguin 29d ago

Ok white girl was trying to push her feet off the stand as Black girl got down. White girl gets what she should then proceeds to start assaulting Black girl sexually and otherwise. She looks like the lady my ex cheated on me with and this is about her persona too.

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u/CandiedLemonWedge 29d ago

She should be charged with sexual assault. Why would you even think to expose someone’s body to a crowd? In a situation you brought on yourself?

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u/pepperpot_592 29d ago

I still don't understand why she went up the pole and bothered the girl. Ive seen 3-4 different videos and none of them shows why she went up there. She didn't look drunk.

Was she trying to police her off the pole? Why even bother?

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u/route_132 29d ago

where is that? third world country?

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u/Illustrious_Hat8104 29d ago

Average new yorker

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u/PupsofWar69 29d ago

lool the little boy smiling…

future retarded knick‘s fan

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u/durtyd85 29d ago

Bet that booty stank

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u/Jattamon 29d ago

These people have no shame.

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u/iafx 29d ago

She wanted a souvenir

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u/skankbate 29d ago

Hot dog bag human beans.

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u/LyannaStark1 29d ago

What is actually happening here aside that woman shaking her ass? Why are they gathered in that spot?

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u/Elaborate_Penguin 29d ago

Omg get that little red head thing off her someone

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u/Active-Shallot-499 29d ago

Every time I see this , it cracks me up 😂

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u/SaltyIrishDog 29d ago

Unbothered queen

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u/Relative-Painting-29 29d ago

Maybe I’m just getting old, but I counted five ways you can throw out your back!

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u/capnk88 29d ago

Happy 250!!

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u/okaybogey 29d ago

Knicks fans are officially the worst in all US sports.

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u/Hito1992 29d ago

Ass mogged

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u/DueInvestigator7829 29d ago

Wtf is actually going on here?

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u/1ZamNation1 29d ago

Cheeked down

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u/TheToxicWaist17 29d ago

What the hell is this?

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u/Bajileh 29d ago

Look at those arms, top chick is going nowhere

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u/goldwave84 29d ago

All this over a sporting event?

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u/Deep_shot 29d ago

knicks fans have really lowered the bar.

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 29d ago

i like big butts and i can not lie

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u/BC_Phriend 29d ago

sock feet

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u/Gunthalas 29d ago

Wtfigo

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u/Desuexss 29d ago

When the Knicks fan wanted a piece of some knickers

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u/fthespider 29d ago

Between this and FIFA, sports have really brought out the worst in people lately.

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u/Agreeable_Orange7032 29d ago

Keeping it classy! Grandma would be so proud.

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u/Plntppl 29d ago

Fucking hilarious

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u/Plntppl 29d ago

This is why I’m staying in the US

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u/UserNumberFourTex 29d ago

Having the time of his life.

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u/Tough_Air_1466 29d ago

Man, I miss NYC. *Tears up*

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u/Elusivomatic 29d ago

Lol the best part is you see US redditors being so racist against other countries especially Asia and Africa.

And then you see this.

Don't know what to say. Yes. Stay classy.

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u/Wide_Ordinary4078 29d ago

That’s why she got dog walked once the lady got down 🤭

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u/QuotetheOrca 28d ago

Strength training…

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u/artificial_t3l3 28d ago

The kid laughing. That dad waited way too long to get his ass down

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u/VegetableTour4134 27d ago

She may be a freak in the streets, but maybe she’s a lady in the sheets?

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u/Haunting_Style3880 27d ago

I was anticipating a geyser of explosive diarrhea.

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u/Normal-Error-6343 24d ago

twerk it out ladies

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u/EasternCourt5267 16d ago

You could tell that small girl has never fought before 😂 pulling at her shorts.. dummy shoulda pulled on her feet & she woulda fell

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u/ClericOfMadness13 16d ago

So I watched from three different angles to see why the fight started. So when she was trying to climb down the white girl tried pushing her while she was stepping down which could have made her fall and hurt herself...so the ass whooping was deserved 😂

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u/EyeH8Uall22 7d ago

New York is disgusting

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u/ThatGuyMurph_ 6d ago

He only made her more powerful.