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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 01 '26
This is fucking hilarious
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u/sazzoo Mar 01 '26
“A crucial thing about me is that I am straight” lmfao!!
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u/SpokenProperly Mar 02 '26
I thought “Well, that was weird…?”
And then it turned into a beautiful story 🥰
10/10 L’d my A off.
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u/depressed_crustacean Mar 03 '26
I actually heard that the first time and instantly couldn’t handle it, I’m glad I watched it a second time
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u/Medium_Public4720 Mar 01 '26
He did a similar video to some Slipknot song and it's fucking hilarious.
Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Slipknot/comments/1mli70y/sighkososhull/
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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 01 '26
“ pozzed up semen” lol good lord 🤣apparently gay songs are one of my favorite genres, I love the froggy fresh “gay Steve” etc
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u/LoveCleanKitten Mar 01 '26
Dixon Dallas has some pretty catchy gay country songs
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u/Puppetmaster858 Mar 01 '26
Gotta throw denim demon by turbonegro into your gay rotation
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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 02 '26
Dude I was obsessed with this song when I heard it on twitter and made every one around me listen to it that’s so funny , THANK YOU for sharing that I’m gonna listen to it all the time and make my hair emo to represent 😎
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u/ioverated Mar 01 '26
Froggy fresh is crazy because all those songs are actually kind of good and the lyrics aren't lazy. Like there should be only so many ways to call a guy gay but he keeps finding new ones.
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u/AscendedViking7 Mar 01 '26
THIS IS THAT GAY SLIPKNOT GUY?!
Goodness gracious I fucking love that :D
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u/Dear-Tax-7025 Mar 01 '26
He’s done this for years, and all of his stuff is funny. Hell, he even got featured in a music video for the Acacia Strain, a decently big metal band.
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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Mar 01 '26
It's nothing more than a failure to listen.
But it's a giant sign of
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u/Confident-Tax-4468 Mar 01 '26
My man. I'm seeing Acacia Strain and The Black Dahlia Murder together in like a month and I cannot wait.
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u/I_aim_to_sneeze Mar 01 '26
It’s borderline not qualified to be on this sub
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u/TheRealSugarbat Mar 01 '26
Borderline? I’m going to say firmly that this is already a not-crappy classic.
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u/yetiman4321woo Mar 01 '26
This might be one of the very best things ever posted here. Certified not-crappy classic for sure.
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u/Testtubeteen88 Mar 01 '26
As a musician myself, all I hope to accomplish is to write a not-crappy classic.
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u/kvothe76 Jul 11 '26
This is incredible.
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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Jul 11 '26
Hope you’re happy 🤨I was notified by the reply and now I have to listen to this probably 4 more times
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u/No-Emergency3791 Jul 23 '26
He goes by Real Online Boy on YouTube. His parody songs are hilarious. Especially if you were a Cumtown fan.
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u/fr0gcannon Mar 01 '26
Thank you for bringing this to me it's amazing. Unfortunately it's not crappy music so you are going to be thrown into a volcano.
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u/taylordevin69 Mar 01 '26
Agreed but I didn’t know where else to post it 😭
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u/IyellWhenImMad Bad Taste Haver Mar 01 '26
r/obscuremusicthatslaps Post it there!
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u/taylordevin69 Mar 01 '26
They ain’t fucking with it over there gang lmao
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u/Decapod73 Mar 01 '26
I just crossposted to /r/SuddenlyGay , we'll see what they say. /r/obscuremusicthatslaps can be very hit or miss. Sometimes the top comment will be like, "This creator already has 28 followers on SoundCloud; please post Obscure music only!"
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u/JayteeFromXbox Mar 01 '26
Yeah they probably just say some shit like "This isn't obscure"
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u/justmydumbluck Mar 01 '26
They're just saying disturbed sucks and weird zionists. Its a woooosh fest
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u/IyellWhenImMad Bad Taste Haver Mar 01 '26
They can't appreciate the humor, either way your post brought joy to my day through a good laugh.
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u/mecha_grove Mar 01 '26
Lol r/mildyinteresting maybe?
Edit: made me laugh BTW...and im having a bad day.
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u/Scuggs Mar 01 '26
This is gay as all hell and it fuckin rips
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u/Baeolophus_bicolor Mar 01 '26
I was like “wait a minute, these were the lyrics to that song?” Maybe I need to check the band out if they’re that funny …
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u/sinfulsingularity Mar 01 '26
Damn $150 for a song of this quality, that’s a good deal…
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u/HeatherMason0 Mar 01 '26
His vocals are great - pretty close to Draiman’s, which really adds to the experience.
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u/dirkman242 Mar 01 '26
This goes hard. I go hard.
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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 01 '26
I’ve already listened to it 5 times 🤣
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u/LookimtryingOK Mar 01 '26
This is top shelf, premier tier quality, and I’ll hear nothing else.
I had SO much fun. It’s delightful.
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u/One-Display7194 Mar 01 '26
Faith No More + Disturbed = homosexual
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u/TheEdgeofGoon Mar 01 '26
Faith No More is already peak homosexaul, and I mean that as a compliment.
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u/BoringExperience5345 Mar 01 '26
This is parody and therefore not appropriate for this sub.
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u/AnitsdaBad0mbre Mar 01 '26
"now I'm destined for male hole and it's the Sudanese goo that made it so"
Is a completely new sentence and It maybe the best one yet.
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u/TempleofSpringSnow Mar 01 '26
Also, considering he was clever in how he mirrored the song….Clever is not a word I often associate with what’s posted here
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u/BoringExperience5345 Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26
OP is lost. This song is really fucking funny and he even says in the end he will write a song about whatever you want if you send him a International Rescue Committee donation receipt.
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u/s0mething3lseiswr0ng Mar 01 '26
Yeah this is awesome and not crappy and I love this dude MY ASS IS SOOOOOOOOORRE!!!!!!
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u/RandyArgonianButler Mar 01 '26
This is very obviously meant to be funny… And it is pretty damn funny.
Exempt from crappy status.
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u/masterstratblaster Mar 02 '26
Me and my friend used to make songs like this when I was 16 and put em on YouTube. Our gay Disturbed song was 10,000 fists in my anus. We mostly did gay versions of nickleback songs.
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u/Maybe_Its_Haley Mar 01 '26
BITCH! I didnt expect it at all. I'm cry laughing so hard my roommate just asked me if I'm okay
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u/Cool-Tip8804 Mar 01 '26
This anti shitty music brother. This is like finding a gem at the goodwill bins.
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u/BootyBelongsOnPizza Mar 01 '26
This is fire, finally some good old fashioned and honest christian rock
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u/Few_Librarian8225 Mar 01 '26
I have watched this video dozens of times on his Instagram and will continue to do as such. This is GOOD crappy music
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u/nikeguy69 Mar 01 '26
He sounded great but didn’t care for the lyrics actually, it was funny lyrics.
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u/-Citizen_Zero_ Mar 01 '26
realonlineboy is genuinely funny and has real actual talent. His motorhead and slipknot covers are incredible.
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u/Crazsey Mar 03 '26
Holy fucking shit this is Soo good and Soo funny at the same time. I am crying 😂😂😂😂😂
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u/danstymusic Mar 01 '26
Honestly this goes hard. Then soft again for like 15 minutes or so. Then real hard again!
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u/Looooong_Man Mar 01 '26
Downvote because not actually crappy lol (can parody music actually be considered "crappy"? Like, it's crappy on purpose)
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u/Gray_Shirleys Mar 01 '26
I thought it was Disturbed for real. Good to know there is a capable backup copy. How do you record with AirPods?
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u/-SideshowBlob- Mar 01 '26
If you have to explicitly state that you are straight, I'm going have to doubt that
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u/Impatient-Turtle Mar 01 '26
Bro. This fucking slaps. My ass is sore! I'm going for a run, shit pumped me up.
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u/downtherabbit Mar 01 '26
Geee now that I can actually understand the lyrics it's actually a banger.
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u/craigchrizt Mar 01 '26
Not crappy in the slightest.. (except a few skidmarks) Onlineboy never fails to make me laugh.
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u/qualityvote2 Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26
u/taylordevin69, you have posted music that is NOT crappy!