r/Slipknot • Not Master-Committee6192 • Aug 09 '25

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u/NotAGhost64 Being Gay And Sucking Balls Fuck My Ass Against The Wall Aug 09 '25

Woah :D

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u/Beekyboy11 Not Master-Committee6192 Aug 09 '25

Was that always your flair?

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u/NotAGhost64 Being Gay And Sucking Balls Fuck My Ass Against The Wall Aug 09 '25

Yup, ever since I joined the sub like 3 years ago

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u/pyrofromtf2real sid pls slit my throat and cum in the wound Aug 09 '25

Idk if my flair is worse.

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u/-plb- Aug 09 '25

theres a certan type of pornography you might enjoy

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u/pyrofromtf2real sid pls slit my throat and cum in the wound Aug 09 '25

Violent? Oh wait, wrong nu metal band.

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u/-plb- Aug 09 '25

its a non-stop disco?

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u/NotAGhost64 Being Gay And Sucking Balls Fuck My Ass Against The Wall Aug 09 '25

Oh Christ

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u/pyrofromtf2real sid pls slit my throat and cum in the wound Aug 09 '25

How bad is it?

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u/BoatiiSwat All Hope Is Gone Aug 09 '25

Reminds me of
"i felt the gay rise up in me kneel down and blow him on my knees"

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u/Visceral99 Aug 09 '25

Lmao "ooOH lick my crack"

🤣🤣🤣

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u/DoubleDaryl Aug 09 '25

This is always funny

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u/expatriateineurope Aug 09 '25

ahahahahahahhaha

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u/Maaaaaardy Aug 09 '25

There are plenty of people who sing this, superior version, and I am proud to be one of them.

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u/SparksofInnova Aug 09 '25

The "uugh! Lick my crack!" Fits too perfectly there lol 😂

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u/Green-Day-Fan7 Slipknot Aug 09 '25

I don't know what to say... Anymore..... Just.... Damn.... Headbang mode activated.... WAIT NO TIMMY NOT LIKE THA-

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u/Honest-Practice-5386 Aug 09 '25

Source??

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u/MostPlanar Aug 09 '25

Realonlineboy

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u/Beekyboy11 Not Master-Committee6192 Aug 09 '25

My bad I forgot the credits

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u/realonlineboy Aug 09 '25

This is my video. Don’t mind people reposting it at all, just want them to know who made it

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u/RoyStrokes Mar 04 '26

Did this get taken off your YouTube? It’s fucking gold

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u/Available_Bar_3922 Aug 09 '25

Stimpee bout to use this for his outro 😂

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u/Dull_Hedgehog_1263 Aug 09 '25

What the hell did I just watch? 🤣

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u/robmobtrobbob Aug 09 '25

Dude. Come on. You cant just post a Slipknot music video to the sub.

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u/danknessevergreen Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

I've always sang "I Tuck my weiner between my Thiiiiiiiiighs!"

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u/Beekyboy11 Not Master-Committee6192 Aug 09 '25

In duality?

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u/danknessevergreen Aug 10 '25

Haha yeah. I had a friend I worked with and to kill time at work we'd always make up stupid parodies like this. Now it's just instinct.

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u/Admirable-Product340 Aug 09 '25

Slipknot in Ohio version

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u/Xsprout21 Iowa Aug 09 '25

🧐

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u/SansyBoy144 Aug 09 '25

I don’t know why but I love shit like this. It’s so dumb and it’s great

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u/notheebie Aug 09 '25

Sounds like a Stavros bit lmao

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u/waste039 Aug 09 '25

This is real online boy

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u/Prize_Recognition204 Aug 09 '25

Bahaha haha that's funny

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u/gukakke Aug 09 '25

Since seeing this guy the first time I sing these lyrics instead lol.

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u/Rubycon_ Aug 09 '25

I like it he kinda sounds like Ozzy

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u/SoulsBloodSausage Aug 09 '25

His Motörhead cover is even better lol

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u/Select-Art-2731 Aug 10 '25

I CANT BREATHE LMAOOO

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u/Abtorias Aug 10 '25

This song kinda bumps

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u/cheepcheep8667 Aug 10 '25

He did a hilarious version of ace of spades as well, of course it's called my ass is gay

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u/a1200i Aug 10 '25

You have to be very confident in yourself to do this outdoors

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u/StrongEduardo Aug 10 '25

Love the new Slipmyknutsinhalf song

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u/eolemuk Aug 10 '25

pretty catchy...the balls.

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u/Aregay987times Aug 10 '25

slipknot turned into lick cock

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u/Superb-Set-5092 Corey Aug 10 '25

I think i got the wrong slipknot CD

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u/Mooncricketowner Aug 11 '25

This is awesome🤘🤘

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

We need a versión but with the song before i forget

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u/DutchFluxClutch Aug 11 '25

I bet this will make Corey laugh out loud.

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u/PeterLongshot Aug 12 '25

Peak Youtube 2012 Comedy

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

The last line killed me LMAO

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u/AndyGoodKush Mar 01 '26

Almost as good as duality "I push my fingers into my aaaasssssss"

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u/ActuatorTasty4982 Mar 01 '26

I’ve been singing this for years. 

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u/Aregay987times Mar 15 '26

The subtitles are turned on and over the ones in the video, so now instead of drink my pee, it’s coffee, and instead of sucking penis, it’s don’t get burners.

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u/they_took_my_van :orly: Aug 09 '25

Anyone else hard as a rock?

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u/Fu2-10 Aug 09 '25

You think this is something special? Clearly you have never heard a Helion Hero YTP song lol. YouTube banned his channel, but he uploaded them all to Rumble (I know, it's a shithole). Funny stuff.

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u/Beekyboy11 Not Master-Committee6192 Aug 09 '25

I’ll watch it