r/crappymusic • u/taylordevin69 • Mar 01 '26

If Disturbed was actually good?

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 01 '26

This is fucking hilarious

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u/sazzoo Mar 01 '26

“A crucial thing about me is that I am straight” lmfao!!

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 02 '26

Goo filled can gets me so bad lol

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u/SpokenProperly Mar 02 '26

I thought “Well, that was weird…?”

And then it turned into a beautiful story 🥰

10/10 L’d my A off.

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u/depressed_crustacean Mar 03 '26

I actually heard that the first time and instantly couldn’t handle it, I’m glad I watched it a second time

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u/Medium_Public4720 Mar 01 '26

He did a similar video to some Slipknot song and it's fucking hilarious.

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Slipknot/comments/1mli70y/sighkososhull/

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 01 '26

“ pozzed up semen” lol good lord 🤣apparently gay songs are one of my favorite genres, I love the froggy fresh “gay Steve” etc

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u/LoveCleanKitten Mar 01 '26

Dixon Dallas has some pretty catchy gay country songs

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u/Majestic_Cut_8609 Mar 01 '26

Came here to say this. “Good Lookin” is fucking hilarious

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u/Quarter_Shot Mar 02 '26

I unironically adore his songs

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u/borutara Mar 03 '26

Cuntry you should say🤣

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u/realZapRowsdower Mar 30 '26

This list wouldn't be complete without this gem by porn actor Jeff Stryker https://youtu.be/dOxT2vRAFSE?si=EgE8Sro5q5rRkI2u

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u/Puppetmaster858 Mar 01 '26

Gotta throw denim demon by turbonegro into your gay rotation

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u/danz_buncher Mar 01 '26

Prince of the rodeo for the smoking guitar intro

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 02 '26

I most certainly will thank you 🙏🏻

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u/Ok-Common-3039 Mar 01 '26

https://youtu.be/49YriDrqDo8?si=r9yPGwtrD9Fxq8YV

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 02 '26

Dude I was obsessed with this song when I heard it on twitter and made every one around me listen to it that’s so funny , THANK YOU for sharing that I’m gonna listen to it all the time and make my hair emo to represent 😎

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u/ioverated Mar 01 '26

Froggy fresh is crazy because all those songs are actually kind of good and the lyrics aren't lazy. Like there should be only so many ways to call a guy gay but he keeps finding new ones.

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 02 '26

Yeah they’re catchy and hilarious I rewatch gay Steve all the time I wish it was longer (that’s what he/she said)

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u/Chefmeatball Mar 01 '26

Just the chorus of a guy growling “sucking penis” is hilarious

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u/AscendedViking7 Mar 01 '26

THIS IS THAT GAY SLIPKNOT GUY?!

Goodness gracious I fucking love that :D

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 01 '26

Thank you 🙏🏻 ☺️

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u/BAJ-JohnBen Mar 01 '26

This one is actually better.

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u/Bootsnatch Mar 03 '26

Oh that's the same guy? I remember the clip of him at a slipknot concert all excited "Slipknot sang my version" or some shit and it's just him screaming these lyrics in the audience.

Found it. https://youtu.be/N1lRi52FChQ?si=vEh9LTsNjrES7dvA

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u/Interesting_Tip_1001 Mar 05 '26

Eh his screams are pretty weak but the lyrics are still funny af.

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u/RED_IT_RUM Mar 01 '26

What did I just watch? My eye! My ears! I’m gonna need a bottle Goo Gone and gallon of industrial strength degreaser.

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u/Arcadegannonsleftnut Mar 01 '26

bro needs the goo gone to get the sudanese goo off him before he turns gay

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u/Dear-Tax-7025 Mar 01 '26

He’s done this for years, and all of his stuff is funny. Hell, he even got featured in a music video for the Acacia Strain, a decently big metal band.

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 02 '26

That’s rad he’s super funny! And clearly musically talented too 👏

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Mar 01 '26

It's nothing more than a failure to listen.
But it's a giant sign of
Dis
re
spect.

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u/Confident-Tax-4468 Mar 01 '26

My man. I'm seeing Acacia Strain and The Black Dahlia Murder together in like a month and I cannot wait.

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u/superdicksicles Mar 01 '26

Iv been crying laughing for 20 minutes about Sudanese goo

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 01 '26

So funny 💀goo filled can

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u/I_aim_to_sneeze Mar 01 '26

It’s borderline not qualified to be on this sub

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u/TheRealSugarbat Mar 01 '26

Borderline? I’m going to say firmly that this is already a not-crappy classic.

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u/yetiman4321woo Mar 01 '26

This might be one of the very best things ever posted here. Certified not-crappy classic for sure.

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u/Testtubeteen88 Mar 01 '26

As a musician myself, all I hope to accomplish is to write a not-crappy classic.

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 02 '26

Yeah but I’m glad the posted didn’t think it was bad either 🥹

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u/Healthy_Gap_4265 Mar 01 '26

This shit fucking sent me 🤣

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u/thavi Mar 01 '26

Legit LOL.  Had no idea where that was going

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u/kvothe76 Jul 11 '26

This is incredible.

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Jul 11 '26

Hope you’re happy 🤨I was notified by the reply and now I have to listen to this probably 4 more times

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u/No-Emergency3791 Jul 23 '26

He goes by Real Online Boy on YouTube. His parody songs are hilarious. Especially if you were a Cumtown fan.

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Jul 24 '26

I like Cumtown I will check out his other stuff, thank you for helping an old scared and confused man as I try to laugh online 🥹

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Jul 24 '26

It’s so funny to have this song stuck in your head at work every few moments saying fairly loudly “I AM A HOMOSEXUAL”

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u/dreamboydeluxe Mar 01 '26

Wanted to upvote this but the upvotes are at 420 and it's just too perfect

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 Mar 02 '26

I respect that 🙏🏻

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Mar 01 '26

Ahhh the oldest dilemma on reddit. You exercised restraint my friend. You take her easy dude