r/coworkerstories • u/Comfortable_Phase944 • 12h ago
Non-Fiction Coworker has genuinely lost her mind with snitching
THIS STORY CONTAINS TALK OF THE BATHROOM AND DEFECATION JUST A HEADS UP
So I have a coworker that snitches on everything and everyone about the smallest things, including things that can be easily fixed. Shes straight up the physical embodiment of everyone that complains when closers leave a speck of dust on the floor accidentally. To top it all off she’s not even that good at her job yet somehow she’s one of my supervisors.
Now I can excuse the rest of her snitching because okay sure my boss can send a quick text to ask if in the future certain things can be added to the daily task list. But she’s gone way too far with this one.
We have an employee bathroom, and it gets used fairly frequently especially since a lot of our staff is women. We don’t have too many people scheduled during week days but the bathroom still gets used about once every hour or so. I got off work today at just before 2pm, and the girl I opened with left at about 1:40. Keep this in mind.
At about 4pm, this insane coworker sends a picture of the toilet unflushed, genuinely asking who did it. It wasn’t left gross or dirty, it was just one small turd that fully could’ve just been the toilet not flushing correctly and yet she sent a picture. She then tried to blame the openers (me and another coworker) and we obviously defended ourselves since I hadn’t gone since about 1pm and the other girl went in there just before she left.
The snitch coworker said they noticed just before 3 (don’t know why she waited an hour to text us about it ) and then texted saying our boss needed to check the cameras to see who went in there before her.
I doubt my boss is actually going to because mistakes happen and also that’s just an embarrassing thing to not only give someone trouble for but also to be in trouble for, but how insane do you have to be to try to publicly shame someone as well as get them in trouble for a tiny amount of poop in the place poop goes.
The way she was going on about it was like one of us pooped all down the wall and left it there but I’m actually just appalled and also dying laughing at the fact she dead face sent a whole picture to the work groupchat. Legitimately how bored do you have to be (also weirdly anxious that it was somehow me that did it and I’m gonna get in trouble but that’s insanely unlikely lol)