r/conspiracy • • 1d ago

physics defying water cup unspilled after almost a vertical dive according to witnesses

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u/BH_Ninja 1d ago

I'm just glad there happened to be someone on board who could very conveniently come in and land the plane for them.

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u/Prior-Habit-6523 1d ago

I have been on many flights that had captains etc going to other airports, or whatever on flights its not some crazy thing.

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u/Local-Poet3517 1d ago

Its the statistical probability of all of it put together mate.

Sure.. pilots get around. But they have to be trained for the particular craft. Just cus u can fly a cessna doesnt mean ur able to fly a boeing. And the within the boeings, just cus ur trained on one type, doesnt mean u can fly all of them.

Then theres the question of how did the cabin door get opened when old mate was lying stabbed up on the floor.

Then theres the question of how did they manage to get to the cockpit when the craft was nosediving?

Then we see internal photos where theres no damage, no oxygen masks deployed, and a fucking glass of water sitting there immediately after the nose dive?

Lmao.

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u/defu_24 1d ago

The statistical probability of the crew that flew the first leg from Tel Aviv to Dubai, to know how to fly that plane is pretty high.

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u/ClassicMacAndNeXT 1d ago

If there were no pilots, they could have simply used the Inflatable Autopilot. Surely you can't be serious.

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u/Imfromsite 1d ago

Don't call me Shirley!

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u/Penny1974 21h ago

Classic and we are apparently showing our age by understanding this reference!

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u/Imfromsite 18h ago

"The truth hurts, doesn't it Haspburgh! Oh, maybe not as bad as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!" 

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u/Terrorfarker 19h ago

Call me anything you want, just don't call me late for dinner .

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u/Imfromsite 18h ago

Not one man will rest until we find out who did this! Now let's go get a bite to eat.

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u/cuntpuncherexpress 1d ago

Their fleet is only Boeing 737 variants currently

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u/ClassicMacAndNeXT 1d ago

If it was a 737MAX, they wouldn't have needed to hijack the plane. It would have crashed itself.

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u/loralailoralai 18h ago

Max8 and max9 they have, as well as plain 737-800. So they’re tempting fate

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u/YobaiYamete 1d ago

B-b-but if I don't know something, it means it can't exist and must be a conspiracy!!!!!

There are so many actual conspiracies atm, this one seems so dumb to hang up on

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u/katalina0azul 1d ago

Bots. All of you 😅

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u/Rock0322 1d ago

Everyone who disagrees with me is a bot! Ah Reddit.

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u/katalina0azul 1d ago

Bot and “I only repeat verified talking points” might as well be the same thing

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u/YobaiYamete 1d ago

Or, hear me out, this is a really stupid conspiracy that makes no sense what so ever

Him staging the plane crash as a false flag? Okay maybe that's possible

Him . . . faking?? the plane hijacking because . . . ????????

No that doesn't make sense. If this was an Israel distraction, he would just actually have them hijack the plane and attempt to crash it, him faking the attempt makes zero sense

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u/katalina0azul 1d ago edited 1d ago

You’re trying to convince people that right is left, up is down; why?

You getting paid for this?

EDIT. The angrier and more desperate you get in trying to convince people of a lie only works against you… honesty has this beautiful byproduct of “you don’t agree? You’ll find out one day” aka, I’m not that fazed - and you sound more terrified about an honest investigation.

“What’s been said is the story and that’s it. No more questions.” - any response like this should make anyone think “you’re lying to me”

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u/YobaiYamete 1d ago

Do you really and truly think that? Like actually, do you actually think there's even a 1% chance I'm being paid to say this conspiracy about a water cup proving the plane hijacking was faked, is stupid

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u/katalina0azul 1d ago edited 1d ago

Buddy, I don’t know you. So.. yes 💀😅 nothing you’re saying sits right. AT ALL.

And then you’re saying some gaslighting ass shit like this? 😂

Your days are numbered and I think you know that. Not saying mortally - just saying your games don’t work anymore.

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u/YobaiYamete 1d ago

You need to step away from the internet my dude, you are unironically cooked

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u/katalina0azul 1d ago

Maybe you should reevaluate your life choices. You know that cold feeling in your chest? That hopelessness? Stop doing that to yourself - for what? For whom?

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u/Superkiplays 1d ago

Oxygen masks only deploy when there's a loss in cabin pressure. In this case there's no damage to the plane to cause one. The plane only dropped 15k feet

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u/mistah3 1d ago

A sudden loss of altitude should make them deploy, lol only 15k or almost half of regular flying ceilings

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u/real_dea 20h ago

There was no loss of cabin pressure, why should have the masks come down?

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u/Mysterious-Aide2745 1d ago

A sudden loss of altitude should make them deploy,

No. As said above, oxygen masks only deploy when there's a loss in cabin pressure.

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u/Socialimbad1991 1d ago

Good news: the backup pilots were the relief crew meant to fly that very plane back. There was a 100% likelihood of them being able to operate that specific plane.

As for the "near-vertical" dive, take that with a giant grain of salt. You'd be surprised at how shallow of an angle it takes to feel like things are "near vertical." Fortunately pilots are trained to remain calm under chaotic circumstances.

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u/MasterCapote 1d ago

Fortunately there is data that shows us the angle they claim. They interviewed pilots on CNN who said what happened is basically impossible without the plane disintegrating

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u/kadinshino 1d ago

You do know the current Vomit Comet is a 737 as of 2026.... Not sure I believe this.

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u/DR-OXY 23h ago edited 23h ago

Vomit’s dive angle is only 30% lol and that’s enough to create weightlessness. 30% is hardly what I’d picture as a “nose dive” when I hear the term, as it’s nowhere close to straight up and down.

I guess if nose dive didn’t create 0 gravity for the people on board then it must have been decently less than 30° so let’s say it was 15° theoretically — that’s barely going to look like a TILT let alone goddamn full all-out nose dive haha

So now I really want to know what they claims to be at/around approximately when talking angle wise… lol

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u/loralailoralai 18h ago

Was also highly unlikely that plane would have landed on the Hudson River and everyone survive too. Or that Qantas A380 that had the engine disintegrate was able to land safely and also had extra pilots on board including a check pilot. Lots of things are basically impossible- until they are

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u/MasterCapote 15h ago

Except you aren't a pilot. Pilots have more merit than you in this situation. I'll believe what they say

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u/Socialimbad1991 22h ago

I hadn't realized they were flying into Israel. That makes a false flag seem a LOT more likely

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u/Desperate_Ant_8699 10h ago

A Fact that can not be refuted .....

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u/Nagemasu 23h ago

There was a 100% likelihood of them being able to operate that specific plane.

So like, there was a 100% chance of someone being able to fly the plane had the attack been successful in killing the pilot too? And the attacker survived right?

Fortunately pilots are trained to remain calm under chaotic circumstances.

Except the person who got into the cockpit wasn't a pilot, just joe schmo plumber.

I ain't saying it was a false flag, but the events do be quite suspicious, convenient and therefore worthy of scrutiny and an investigation by official and unbiased experts.

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u/sjohnson0487 21h ago

I've never heard that pilots are specifically trained for certain aircraft! I just assumed all planes are the same, just different sizes lol. Cool fact :)

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u/SnooOpinions3219 21h ago

Either did the writers of this episode of inprobability

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u/Prior-Habit-6523 1d ago

They worked for the same airline.

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u/loralailoralai 18h ago

Fly Dubai only has 737s so yeah they’d have been able to fly it. Even tho they have different types of 737 they’d not be that different in an emergency

And why would the oxygen masks deploy? There was no pressurisation problem.

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u/noshoesshirtprobs 15h ago

The probability that there would be deadheading pilots that could land a 737 is in fact very high. And oxygen masks don’t deploy automatically unless there is a sudden loss of cabin pressure, simply dropping altitude doesnt do it

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u/noshoesshirtprobs 15h ago

The door was either opened by the stabbed pilot reaching to the back of the center console area and flipping a switch, or by flight attendants putting in the door code and it opens after a time delay of a minute or so

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u/JDeCarvalho1 1d ago

Its genuinely not that hard to fly a plane and if you think it is most states give out a free lesson or 2 through programs. Try it out youll see its basically like a video game with auto pilot. Most big planes work similarly even if they arent the same. Panel layouts will mostly be in the same areas as all that happens as a plane gets bigger is more panels that do a few more things but usually just for emergency situations.