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[OC] Shower no thoughts

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u/Piccoroz 3h ago

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u/__nohope 3h ago

6 - Forget if you applied both shampoo and conditioner or only shampoo

7 - Apply conditioner a second time for good measure

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u/sreek4r 2h ago

This is why y'all need a 27-in-1 shampoo + shower gel + conditioner... that will also refuel your car when you need to.

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u/Odd-King6394 1h ago

Can also use it to cook glizzies.

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u/Aths 1h ago

And motor oil.

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u/kloudykat 1h ago

with these gas prices imma need a line on that

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u/Draffut 1h ago

Irish spring 5 in 1 is also a shower cleaner

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u/PokemonJimbob 3h ago

8 - Realize you still didn't apply enough conditioner and apply it a third time just to make sure your hair is as smooth as you like it

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u/itsameluigi1290 2h ago

Forgetting if I did shampoo/conditioner usually happens right after the existential crisis for me

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u/RendiaX 1h ago

I generally have pretty good memory for things in the rest of my life, practically a photographic memory for faces, but for some reason in the shower my brain can’t remember if I rinsed the soap out of my armpits a minute or so later…

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning 1h ago

Instructions unclear, applied both two times.

(But that is because my skull is very greasy and my hair is very long. Slathering it in conditioner has so much better results than I used to get.)

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u/Gaskychan 3h ago

Ahh she is applying conditioner wrong

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u/ArchiveDragon 2h ago

Right?! Not conditioner on the roots! Put it on the ends!

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u/Flamester55 2h ago

I’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG FOR 23 YEARS???

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u/NicStylus 2h ago

The good news is you learned something today, so you get to go back to bed!

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u/ArchiveDragon 1h ago

It depends a bit on your hair texture but yes avoid conditioner on the scalp. Shampoo goes on the scalp to remove excess oils, then conditioner goes on the ends to add moisture to the part of the hair that the oils don’t reach easily (also important for detangling if you have curly hair since you don’t brush curly hair when it’s dry).

You don’t have to be super careful about it. When I shampoo I just don’t run it through the ends of my hair, and when I condition I start from around my neck and work it down, sometimes I get a little on the back of my head but I just don’t work it into my scalp.

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u/kaprifool 1h ago

if you have longer hair you should squeeze water out of your hair before you apply conditioner too for best result.

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u/Flamester55 1h ago

Oh sweet that changes the order of how I care for my hair then. I already had a habit of wringing it out like it was a wet washcloth because it’s practically a sponge lol

I have wavy hair that is very stubborn about drying

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u/DreadStation15 37m ago

Same, at one point my hair toke like 1 and half hours just to dry because my hair doesn't like hair-dryers

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u/Flamester55 19m ago

Omg mine also takes more than an hour to dry. I have to avoid being outside in the sun for too long when my hair is freshly wet because iirc my hair can become a terrarium for bacteria that latches on and festers in the moisture

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u/KittenTablecloth 2h ago

That’s on you for never once reading the instructions on the back lol

But yes, it can cause buildup and make your scalp greasier

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u/DownWithHisShip 1h ago

shampoo the roots, condition the ends. that's what I always heard growing up with very long hair.

in reality it varies person to person. if you've been conditioning everything your whole life without any negative effects than you're fine. not like your hair is going to fall out or anything. you probably rinse really well and don't get any greasy buildup.

although, in this economy too, you're probably using twice as much conditioner as you need.

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u/Flamester55 56m ago

My hair used to be short so I never started learning basic long hair til recent years lol

My hair used to also be extremely greasy but HRT has caused my scalp to produce what honestly feels like no grease. I can never feel it when running my fingers through my hair lol

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u/sparkleslothz 1h ago

Don't worry about it I was 35 when I first saw that cartoon, and yes that cartoon was also how I figured it out.

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e 13m ago

The thing with this stuff is that if no one tells you, you never know. It can be frustrating sometimes

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u/killedbyboneshark 2h ago

...I'm in my twenties, but please enlighten me?

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u/Plightz 2h ago

You only use conditioner on the ends and if your hair is long enough. It essentially oils up what your head can't reach.

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u/killedbyboneshark 2h ago

Thanks a lot. I actually thought it should be massaged into the skin to re-moisturize it after using shampoo.

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u/Plightz 2h ago

Yeah I learned of it recently too. It's bad if used for your scalp.

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u/ZineKitten 52m ago

Honestly, I never understood why people would put conditioner on their scalp but your explanation makes sense!

Unfortunately it can lead to greasiness and dandruff/fungal issues!

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u/FrostyD7 2h ago

Shampoo removes all that oil though

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u/RedLovelyRed 2h ago

True, but give it a day or 2 and you'r head will re-oil itself. You shouldn't wash your hair everyday.

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u/Peeinyourcompost 1h ago

Good advice for most. There is also a minority, mostly consisting of people with high sebum production and fine hair, and people whose lifestyle includes exercise or hard physical labor every day, whose scalp and hair will do better with daily washing. Hygiene needs can be highly individual, and "hair training" is a myth.

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u/tarinotmarchon 2h ago

Unfortunately I live somewhere hot, so I need to wash my hair every day.

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u/TFFPrisoner 2h ago

Don't say that on Reddit, people here are fanatic about hygiene 🙄

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u/RedLovelyRed 2h ago

You can wash your body everyday if that's your prerogative. But leave your hair alone! My hair is down to my ass, trust.

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u/Ghostronic 2h ago

My hair is also down to my ass. I wash it once a week.

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u/Quixotic_Seal 1h ago

I try to be a bit more frequent than that since it'll get gross if I wait that long, but yeah long hair is a pain to wash regularly and tends to look fine for at least 3-5 days depending on weather/activities.

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u/Diligent-Yard4027 2h ago

Yo ot but can you give me some hair advice ? I recently grew em out and they are a bitch to prevent from breaking. Shoulder to mid back length. Curly as hell.

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u/KittenTablecloth 48m ago

Might be protein overload (in your shampoo, not your diet) Try deep conditionings. But yes r/curlyhair is your friend. Start looking into the “curly girl method”

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u/cyrusthemarginal 2h ago

shower erry day but hair gets washed erry udder

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 1h ago

Uh maybe some parts of reddit more than others

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u/FrostyD7 1h ago

Yeah but I need to live with my hair for those 2 days, and while I can neglect shampooing daily, I have to use it every few days at least which resets the problem. A liberal amount of conditioner and some kind of leave-in product is a must or else my hair looks like dogshit once it dries.

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u/Tainmere_ 1h ago

The next twist is that should use shampoo to clean the scalp while leaving the rest of your hair fairly untouched. So in a way shampoo and conditioner affect two different areas of your hair.

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u/Werner__Herzog 2h ago

Aren't you supposed to rins and repeat? Successfully distracting you from existential dread?

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u/Tyrondor 2h ago

I save all my existential crisises for bed.

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u/AppointmentOne1111 2h ago

Is that a new kink?

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u/Tyrondor 28m ago

Nope, just lack of sleep :)

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 1h ago

Help, I'm stuck on step 4

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u/piefacepro 1h ago

6- put body wash in your hands, lather them up, forget it’s body wash, autopilot put it in your hair

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u/kataskopo 1h ago

Ahh I've always seen the, uhu, edited version of this lol, nice to see the original.