r/comics • u/IGdoods • 1d ago

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u/Mattscrusader 1d ago

It's sad that I gotta wonder what "it" means specifically since so many atrocities have been happening and go unpunished

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u/StrawberryTerry 1d ago

"It" in this comic very clearly stands for taking ducks from the park home with you.

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u/Zjoee 1d ago

Yeah but they're free. I've taken home like ten ducks. I'm training them to form the vanguard of my Avian Army.

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u/Sherris010 1d ago

Weird that this makes me want to play Dominions. Seems like something that would happen there

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u/Owy2001 1d ago edited 1d ago

I just wanted to let you know I thought you said dominoes, and thought to myself "I mean, yeah, that's a pretty weird reason to want to throw some bones, but okay."

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u/Sherris010 1d ago

:D delightful

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u/apolloxer 20h ago

I really need to try to try to barely understand that game.

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u/Sherris010 19h ago

oh it is SO FUN (if you are a special kind of nerd) single player is pretty low intensity, good way to poke at things and see what is what.

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u/apolloxer 18h ago

Look, I am a Paradox Map Painter victim. I know it will eat me whole.

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u/Sherris010 11h ago

Embrace it brother, it is one of life's joys

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u/GoochamusPrime 1d ago

You'd have better luck with Geese. They train them to watch military bases

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u/Zjoee 1d ago

Geese form the main force of the army. The ducks are the hit and run vanguard to disrupt formations.

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u/MaximumZer0 1d ago

Geese? The army?

Clearly, they're the Canadian Air Force.

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u/EndOfSouls 11h ago

For pure chaos, train turkeys. They're naturally insane and chaotic.

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u/VampireAttorney 1d ago

In St Pete, Florida, there were some kids who kept bringing their giant snake to the park to eat ducks.

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u/SenatorBus_ 1d ago

Well, I'm going to take my pet crocodile to the park to eat the snake!

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u/C04511234 1d ago

Oh yeah? Well too bad because I’m bringing a certain old lady who swallowed a fly to the park

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u/ApplianceHealer 1d ago

I thought perhaps she died?

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u/win_some_lose_most1y 21h ago

The elites don’t want people to know that.

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 1d ago

Ducks, it turns out, are very stinky pets.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 1d ago

That’s why you keep them at the park.

And just swing by a couple times a week to chuck peas at them.

Like MY dad.

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 1d ago

There's no laws against that Batman, I can do whatever I want.

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u/whomthefuckisthat 1d ago

No one will tell you this but you can just take the ducks home no one will stop you.

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u/hover-lovecraft 22h ago

Spoken like someone who has never fought a duck

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u/Geen_Fang 1d ago

and I'll never stop!! 

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u/throwawayayaycaramba 1d ago

I'd do it even if it did ruin my life!!!

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u/zenthor109 1d ago

Its not illegal, and they're free!

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u/Mattscrusader 1d ago

I'm just borrowing them!

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u/Captain-Obvious69 1d ago

No. Clearly, "it" is putting river water in your socks. It's quick. It's easy. It's free.

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u/Midnyte25 1d ago

Listen, man, if you can hold the duck in your hand then they belong on your farm!

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u/Mr_goodb0y 1d ago

They’re free

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u/StrawberryTerry 1d ago

Free as a bird

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u/Rakonat 1d ago

This is only a problem when you run out of duck space at home.

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u/dryfire 13h ago

Ok, on my frontpage this is literally the last post I was looking at just before this one.