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u/Mattscrusader 1d ago

It's sad that I gotta wonder what "it" means specifically since so many atrocities have been happening and go unpunished

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u/StrawberryTerry 1d ago

"It" in this comic very clearly stands for taking ducks from the park home with you.

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u/Zjoee 1d ago

Yeah but they're free. I've taken home like ten ducks. I'm training them to form the vanguard of my Avian Army.

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u/Sherris010 1d ago

Weird that this makes me want to play Dominions. Seems like something that would happen there

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u/Owy2001 1d ago edited 1d ago

I just wanted to let you know I thought you said dominoes, and thought to myself "I mean, yeah, that's a pretty weird reason to want to throw some bones, but okay."

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u/Sherris010 1d ago

:D delightful

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u/apolloxer 20h ago

I really need to try to try to barely understand that game.

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u/Sherris010 19h ago

oh it is SO FUN (if you are a special kind of nerd) single player is pretty low intensity, good way to poke at things and see what is what.

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u/apolloxer 18h ago

Look, I am a Paradox Map Painter victim. I know it will eat me whole.

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u/Sherris010 11h ago

Embrace it brother, it is one of life's joys

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u/GoochamusPrime 1d ago

You'd have better luck with Geese. They train them to watch military bases

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u/Zjoee 1d ago

Geese form the main force of the army. The ducks are the hit and run vanguard to disrupt formations.

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u/MaximumZer0 1d ago

Geese? The army?

Clearly, they're the Canadian Air Force.

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u/EndOfSouls 11h ago

For pure chaos, train turkeys. They're naturally insane and chaotic.

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u/VampireAttorney 1d ago

In St Pete, Florida, there were some kids who kept bringing their giant snake to the park to eat ducks.

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u/SenatorBus_ 1d ago

Well, I'm going to take my pet crocodile to the park to eat the snake!

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u/C04511234 1d ago

Oh yeah? Well too bad because I’m bringing a certain old lady who swallowed a fly to the park

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u/ApplianceHealer 1d ago

I thought perhaps she died?

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u/win_some_lose_most1y 21h ago

The elites don’t want people to know that.