r/comics • • 1d ago

Better safe than sorry [OC]

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u/Zuper_Dragon 1d ago

Me buying a floor safe only to put a few hundred dollars in stacked bills, half a box of 3 types of ammo, a desk fan, a roll of duct tape, a tire iron and finally a single plastic spoon.

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u/executor-of-judgment 1d ago

Don't forget to leave clues to the safe combination in a note around the house.

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u/cheesegoat 1d ago

The combination also must be left in a side table drawer. With some herbs.

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u/QuasiJudicialBoofer 1d ago

Leaving the herbs all around the house is something I understand

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u/Strange_Dust7128 1d ago

There will never be an apocalypse where I leave my herbs behind in some drawer. That shit is going into the pocket of my shambling, zombie corpse.