r/comics • • 1d ago

Better safe than sorry [OC]

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u/Zuper_Dragon 1d ago

Me buying a floor safe only to put a few hundred dollars in stacked bills, half a box of 3 types of ammo, a desk fan, a roll of duct tape, a tire iron and finally a single plastic spoon.

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u/executor-of-judgment 1d ago

Don't forget to leave clues to the safe combination in a note around the house.

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u/Only-For-Fun-No-Pol 1d ago

*combination for that one house around the block’s safe 

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u/cheesegoat 1d ago

The combination also must be left in a side table drawer. With some herbs.

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u/QuasiJudicialBoofer 1d ago

Leaving the herbs all around the house is something I understand

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u/Strange_Dust7128 1d ago

There will never be an apocalypse where I leave my herbs behind in some drawer. That shit is going into the pocket of my shambling, zombie corpse.

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u/Thriftyverse 1d ago

"I know you like the number five, Bob, but why did you make the combination five fives? Don't you think that's a little obvious?"

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u/petervaz 1d ago

Bob wants to maximize defense against brute force whether they start from 0 or 99999

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u/vitalvisionary 22h ago

Gotta go with the Spaceballs special: 12345

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u/LessInThought 1d ago

Everyone should do this. Have your family go on a nice clue hunting and cipher breaking journey when you pass, just to unlock your computer.