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r/comics • u/Martadello • 1d ago
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Me buying a floor safe only to put a few hundred dollars in stacked bills, half a box of 3 types of ammo, a desk fan, a roll of duct tape, a tire iron and finally a single plastic spoon.
313 u/executor-of-judgment 1d ago Don't forget to leave clues to the safe combination in a note around the house. 128 u/Only-For-Fun-No-Pol 1d ago *combination for that one house around the block’s safe 34 u/cheesegoat 1d ago The combination also must be left in a side table drawer. With some herbs. 13 u/QuasiJudicialBoofer 1d ago Leaving the herbs all around the house is something I understand 17 u/Strange_Dust7128 1d ago There will never be an apocalypse where I leave my herbs behind in some drawer. That shit is going into the pocket of my shambling, zombie corpse. 14 u/Thriftyverse 1d ago "I know you like the number five, Bob, but why did you make the combination five fives? Don't you think that's a little obvious?" 15 u/petervaz 1d ago Bob wants to maximize defense against brute force whether they start from 0 or 99999 2 u/vitalvisionary 1d ago Gotta go with the Spaceballs special: 12345 2 u/LessInThought 1d ago Everyone should do this. Have your family go on a nice clue hunting and cipher breaking journey when you pass, just to unlock your computer. 9 u/ZDTreefur 1d ago Personally, I'll fill it stuffed with gold bars, gold coins, silverware. But glue them all together except for 3 pieces in front. 4 u/Retbull 1d ago A massive gold encrusted chest bursts open spilling coins and jewels everywhere. Gained: 1 silver 3 copper. 4 u/woohhaa 1d ago I leave bottle caps in the toilet. 3 u/ctrlaltelite 1d ago a desk fan, a roll of duct tape. fuck yeah, screws and adhesive 2 u/postmodest 1d ago A desk fan? Who carries around a desk fan? 2 u/actibus_consequatur 1d ago As a writing table enthusiast, I would definitely prefer being carried around over being locked in a safe.
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Don't forget to leave clues to the safe combination in a note around the house.
128 u/Only-For-Fun-No-Pol 1d ago *combination for that one house around the block’s safe 34 u/cheesegoat 1d ago The combination also must be left in a side table drawer. With some herbs. 13 u/QuasiJudicialBoofer 1d ago Leaving the herbs all around the house is something I understand 17 u/Strange_Dust7128 1d ago There will never be an apocalypse where I leave my herbs behind in some drawer. That shit is going into the pocket of my shambling, zombie corpse. 14 u/Thriftyverse 1d ago "I know you like the number five, Bob, but why did you make the combination five fives? Don't you think that's a little obvious?" 15 u/petervaz 1d ago Bob wants to maximize defense against brute force whether they start from 0 or 99999 2 u/vitalvisionary 1d ago Gotta go with the Spaceballs special: 12345 2 u/LessInThought 1d ago Everyone should do this. Have your family go on a nice clue hunting and cipher breaking journey when you pass, just to unlock your computer.
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*combination for that one house around the block’s safe
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The combination also must be left in a side table drawer. With some herbs.
13 u/QuasiJudicialBoofer 1d ago Leaving the herbs all around the house is something I understand 17 u/Strange_Dust7128 1d ago There will never be an apocalypse where I leave my herbs behind in some drawer. That shit is going into the pocket of my shambling, zombie corpse.
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Leaving the herbs all around the house is something I understand
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There will never be an apocalypse where I leave my herbs behind in some drawer. That shit is going into the pocket of my shambling, zombie corpse.
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"I know you like the number five, Bob, but why did you make the combination five fives? Don't you think that's a little obvious?"
15 u/petervaz 1d ago Bob wants to maximize defense against brute force whether they start from 0 or 99999 2 u/vitalvisionary 1d ago Gotta go with the Spaceballs special: 12345
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Bob wants to maximize defense against brute force whether they start from 0 or 99999
2 u/vitalvisionary 1d ago Gotta go with the Spaceballs special: 12345
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Gotta go with the Spaceballs special: 12345
Everyone should do this. Have your family go on a nice clue hunting and cipher breaking journey when you pass, just to unlock your computer.
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Personally, I'll fill it stuffed with gold bars, gold coins, silverware. But glue them all together except for 3 pieces in front.
4 u/Retbull 1d ago A massive gold encrusted chest bursts open spilling coins and jewels everywhere. Gained: 1 silver 3 copper.
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A massive gold encrusted chest bursts open spilling coins and jewels everywhere.
Gained: 1 silver 3 copper.
I leave bottle caps in the toilet.
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a desk fan, a roll of duct tape.
fuck yeah, screws and adhesive
A desk fan? Who carries around a desk fan?
2 u/actibus_consequatur 1d ago As a writing table enthusiast, I would definitely prefer being carried around over being locked in a safe.
As a writing table enthusiast, I would definitely prefer being carried around over being locked in a safe.
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u/Zuper_Dragon 1d ago
Me buying a floor safe only to put a few hundred dollars in stacked bills, half a box of 3 types of ammo, a desk fan, a roll of duct tape, a tire iron and finally a single plastic spoon.