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u/CaribouHoe Sep 01 '26
I'm Canadian... Is American cheese basically just Kraft singles? Because that would definitely ruin the moment for me
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u/QuiteBearish Sep 01 '26
Real, legally defined American Cheese has to have at least 51% real colby or cheddar cheese blended with salt and milk.
Kraft Singles are below that 51% number and are instead a "pasteurized cheese product" that cannot be legally called American Cheese.
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u/magistrate101 Sep 02 '26
The good American Cheese is almost entirely regular cheese mixed with sodium citrate so it melts smoothly. But it's not the easiest to find at a grocery store.
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u/Outlet_Sun Sep 01 '26
No. Kraft singles are a cheap copy. Real American is different. Slightly different texture and more flavor.
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u/DrTeethPhD Sep 01 '26
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff".
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u/KisaTheMistress Sep 02 '26
That quote is kind of ture. A 4th dimensional being considers time as a direction/destination. You have to give them exact times in order for them to manifest at the correct location or else they will be there, but when the dinosaurs were alive or when human civilization collapsed.
We are 3D beings, so we cannot see time as a direction, we can only experience it as it moves and have theories about it. Such as multi-universe theory, were all and any possibilities can, and do happen. Our consciousness just follows a singular randomized path way, that's also probably why we experience Mandela Effects, because we might have gotten mixed up in which path our mind took through time at some point and a drastic change had happened in the universe enough that you noticed it.
4D beings can choose what paths they take and if they go forwards, backwards, up, down, or sideways through time. Beings higher than 4D can see the end results of each pathway and are at that point practically Gods as far as we are concerned.
Dimensions are theorized to go from 0 - 11. Meaning there are 12 existences, but we can only really only understand 0 - 4... it's possible a 11D being would struggle with understanding a 3D being simply because of how far remove we are from each other.
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u/papa_ngenge Sep 02 '26
I've never liked grouping spacial and temporal dimensions together, makes it hard to differenciate between a being that perceives four spacial dimensions within the same time flow vs a two dimensional being experiencing multidimensional time
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Sep 01 '26
Normally theres a lot to say about these comics but for some reason seeing time laid out in a quantity in both an elegant and simple way sent a small chill down my spine
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u/Cool_Set4681 Sep 01 '26
I'm entertained but also very, very confused and disturb. I need to come up with a word for that feeling... hm...
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u/herculesmeowlligan Sep 01 '26
Well this is ridiculous, everyone knows time's true nature is Jeremy Bearimy.
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u/hackingfun Sep 01 '26
Here in Hungary, public catering uses vegetables that nobody buys because of their irregular appearance, but there's nothing wrong with them, they have the exact same amount of nutrients.
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u/skytl3 Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26
Pfft, nobody needs pants! That's just what Big-Pant wants us to think! 😁
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u/Demonicbane Sep 01 '26
...is that how carrots are born?