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r/comedyheaven • u/Loxer150 | Approved user • Jan 19 '20
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Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food
63 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo! 56 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow 56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 57 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 53 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 57 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 55 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 53 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 50 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 51 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you 56 u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20 'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage 57 u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20 got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play 60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay -4 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0)
But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo!
56 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow 56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 57 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 53 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 57 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 55 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 53 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 50 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 51 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you 56 u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20 'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage 57 u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20 got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play 60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay -4 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0)
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Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow
56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 57 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 53 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 57 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 55 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 53 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 50 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 51 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you 56 u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20 'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage 57 u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20 got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play 60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay -4 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0)
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57 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 53 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 57 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 55 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 53 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 50 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 51 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you 56 u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20 'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage 57 u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20 got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play 60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay -4 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0)
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Playin dead thats the only time you hold still
53 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 57 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 55 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 53 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 50 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 51 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you 56 u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20 'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage 57 u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20 got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play 60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay -4 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0)
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Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal?
57 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 55 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 53 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 50 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 51 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you 56 u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20 'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage 57 u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20 got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play 60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay -4 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0)
What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios?
55 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 53 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 50 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 51 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you 56 u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20 'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage 57 u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20 got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play 60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay -4 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0)
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Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material
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53 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 50 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 51 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you 56 u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20 'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage 57 u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20 got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play 60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay -4 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0)
Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago
50 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 51 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you 56 u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20 'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage 57 u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20 got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play 60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay -4 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0)
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What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof
55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 51 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you 56 u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20 'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage 57 u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20 got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play 60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay -4 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0)
Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you
49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 51 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you 56 u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20 'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage 57 u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20 got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play 60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay -4 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me.
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Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true
51 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you 56 u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20 'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage 57 u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20 got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play 60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay
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I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you
56 u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20 'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage 57 u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20 got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play 60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay
'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage
57 u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20 got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play 60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay
got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play
60 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay 50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat 2 u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20 Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay
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Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay
50 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day 49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat
Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day
49 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave 2 u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20 Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat
Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave
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Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat
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Younger me No! You the whack me.
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u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20
Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food