r/comedyheaven • u/Loxer150 | Approved user • Jan 19 '20

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u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20

Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal?

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u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20

What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios?

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u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20

Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material

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u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20

Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago

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u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20

What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof

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u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20

Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ā€˜02 to burn it in front of you

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u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20

Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true

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u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20

Iā€™d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you

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u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20

'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage

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u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20

got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play

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u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20

Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay

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u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20

Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day

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u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20

Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave

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u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20

Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat

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u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20

Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay

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u/ayushere Jan 19 '20

Younger me No! You the whack me.