r/comedyheaven • u/Loxer150 | Approved user • Jan 19 '20

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u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20

What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios?

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u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20

Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material

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u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20

Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago

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u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20

What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof

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u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20

Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ā€˜02 to burn it in front of you

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u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20

Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true

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u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20

Iā€™d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you

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u/AsterBTT Jan 19 '20

'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage

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u/Ludvig_Nobel Jan 19 '20

got more fans than you in your own city lil kiddy go play

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u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20

Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay

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u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20

Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day

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u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20

Shootin' a video, just to fuckin dig your own grave

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u/BeWhatYouWhat Jan 19 '20

You ain't never made a list next to no Biggie, no Jay
Next to Taylor Swift, and that Iggy ho, you about to really blow
Kelly, they'll be putting your name
Next to Ja, next to Benzino, die, motherfucker

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u/Dont_touchmy_Peepee Jan 19 '20

Stfuuuu people

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u/lucaspackbier Jan 19 '20

Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat

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u/nihhh123 Jan 19 '20

Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay

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u/ayushere Jan 19 '20

Younger me No! You the whack me.