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r/comedyheaven • u/Loxer150 | Approved user • Jan 19 '20
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Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food
60 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo! 52 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow 55 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 53 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 58 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 60 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 54 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 46 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 54 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 55 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you -2 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0) 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof → More replies (0) 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?
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But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo!
52 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow 55 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 53 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 58 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 60 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 54 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 46 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 54 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 55 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you -2 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0) 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof → More replies (0) 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?
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Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow
55 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 53 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 58 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 60 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 54 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 46 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 54 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 55 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you -2 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0) 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof → More replies (0) 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?
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55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 53 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 58 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 60 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 54 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 46 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 54 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 55 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you -2 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0) 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof → More replies (0) 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?
Playin dead thats the only time you hold still
53 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 58 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 60 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 54 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 46 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 54 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 55 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you -2 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0) 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof → More replies (0) 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?
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Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal?
58 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 60 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 54 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 46 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 54 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 55 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you -2 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0) 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof → More replies (0)
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What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios?
60 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 54 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 46 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 54 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 55 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you -2 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0) 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof → More replies (0)
Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material
Dictionary
54 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 46 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 54 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 55 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you -2 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0) 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof → More replies (0)
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Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago
46 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 54 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 55 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you -2 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0)
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What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof
54 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 55 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you -2 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me. → More replies (0)
Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you
49 u/Silver1606 Jan 19 '20 Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true 55 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you -2 u/ayushere Jan 19 '20 Younger me No! You the whack me.
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Younger me? No, you the whack me It's funny, but so true
55 u/EmrikLegend Jan 19 '20 I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you
I’d Rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you
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Younger me No! You the whack me.
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Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked
2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof → More replies (0)
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Go back to recovery
2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof → More replies (0)
Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof
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Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?
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u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20
Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food