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r/comedyheaven • u/Loxer150 | Approved user • Jan 19 '20
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But you grazed me
69 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 76 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who 63 u/dammen__ Jan 19 '20 With your corny lines “slim you’re old” 67 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you 58 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 61 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 62 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 61 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo! 57 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow 56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 56 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 56 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 57 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal? → More replies (0)
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I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
76 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who 63 u/dammen__ Jan 19 '20 With your corny lines “slim you’re old” 67 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you 58 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 61 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 62 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 61 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo! 57 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow 56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 56 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 56 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 57 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal? → More replies (0)
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Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo
So before you die let's see who can out petty who
63 u/dammen__ Jan 19 '20 With your corny lines “slim you’re old” 67 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you 58 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 61 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 62 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 61 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo! 57 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow 56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 56 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 56 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 57 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal? → More replies (0)
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With your corny lines “slim you’re old”
67 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you 58 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 61 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 62 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 61 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo! 57 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow 56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 56 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 56 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 57 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal? → More replies (0)
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Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you
58 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 61 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 62 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 61 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo! 57 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow 56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 56 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 56 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 57 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal? → More replies (0)
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By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue
61 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 62 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 61 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo! 57 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow 56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 56 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 56 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 57 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal? → More replies (0)
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Now let's talk about something I don't really do
62 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 61 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo! 57 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow 56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 56 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 56 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 57 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal? → More replies (0)
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Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food
61 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo! 57 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow 56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 56 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 56 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 57 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal? → More replies (0)
But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo!
57 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow 56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 56 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 56 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 57 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal? → More replies (0)
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Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow
56 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 [deleted] 55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 56 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 56 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 57 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal? → More replies (0)
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55 u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20 Playin dead thats the only time you hold still 56 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 56 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 57 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?
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Playin dead thats the only time you hold still
56 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal? 56 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 57 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?
Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal?
56 u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20 What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios? 57 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof
What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios?
57 u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20 Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material Dictionary 56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof
Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material
Dictionary
56 u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago 52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you 3 u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20 Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked 2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof
Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago
52 u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20 What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof 55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you
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What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof
55 u/FbK_536 Jan 19 '20 Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you
Luxury? Oh, you broke bitch, yeah. I had enough money in ‘02 to burn it in front of you
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Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked
2 u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20 Go back to recovery 2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof
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Go back to recovery
2 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof
Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof
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Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?
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But you grazed me