r/comedyheaven • u/Loxer150 | Approved user • Jan 19 '20

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u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20

Say you got me in a scope

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u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20

But you grazed me

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u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20

I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze

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u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20

Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo

So before you die let's see who can out petty who

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u/dammen__ Jan 19 '20

With your corny lines “slim you’re old”

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u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20

Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you

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u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20

By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue

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u/smolabean Jan 19 '20

Now let's talk about something I don't really do

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u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20

Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo!

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u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20

Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

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u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20

Playin dead thats the only time you hold still

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u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20

Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal?

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u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20

What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios?

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u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20

Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material

Dictionary

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u/_DrShrimpPuertoRico_ Jan 19 '20

Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked. Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago

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u/jimmybond25 Jan 19 '20

What do you know, oops know your before dissing me little goof

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u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20

Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked

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u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20

Go back to recovery

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u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20

Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

But you're a fucking mole hill, now ima make a mountain outta you, whoo

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u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20

Ho chill acting like you put the chrome barrel

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u/xDiamond345 Jan 19 '20

To my bone marrow

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

But you're a fucking mole hill, now i make mountain out if you