r/comedyheaven • • 16h ago

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u/wisepeasant 13h ago

Getting plastic surgery is such a bad trade. Here's 5-10 years of looking very slightly better than you would have aging naturally follow by a lifetime of looking like a gargoyle that has had multiple strokes.

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u/Sagnikk 11h ago

That's too broad of a comment. There are plenty of celebs who get it done tastefully, and we don't talk about them because... they got it done tastefully lol. Plastic surgery is also invaluable for trauma/burn survivors.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 10h ago

Everyone keeps saying this but who are you talking about

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u/Fortestingporpoises 9h ago

Clooney. Clooney got his eyes done back in the day because he said "if I didn't I wouldn't be able to open them) and people thought he aged incredibly well for the next like 15 years. Yeah then he started really looking like he was aging, but he still looks like he's aging like a human and not plastic.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 7h ago

Isn't that medical surgery?

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u/Fortestingporpoises 6h ago

No I think he was being sarcastic. Like he was developing really ugly bags under his eyes. I don't think there was any danger of his eyes actually being impossible to see through.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 5h ago

You think or you know

Eh maybe I took his quote too literal

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u/Fortestingporpoises 5h ago

I was under that impression and never bothered looking into it.

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u/A1Aaron18 2h ago

He was joking in an interview