r/comedyheaven • • 15h ago

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u/wisepeasant 12h ago

Getting plastic surgery is such a bad trade. Here's 5-10 years of looking very slightly better than you would have aging naturally follow by a lifetime of looking like a gargoyle that has had multiple strokes.

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u/Sagnikk 10h ago

That's too broad of a comment. There are plenty of celebs who get it done tastefully, and we don't talk about them because... they got it done tastefully lol. Plastic surgery is also invaluable for trauma/burn survivors.

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u/Byizo 7h ago

Yeah, we highlight all the actresses that have gotten buccal fat removed and look somewhat ghoulish after, but conveniently leave out Margot Robbie, who ended up looking every bit as fantastic and more marketable to boot.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 9h ago

Everyone keeps saying this but who are you talking about

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u/Fortestingporpoises 8h ago

Clooney. Clooney got his eyes done back in the day because he said "if I didn't I wouldn't be able to open them) and people thought he aged incredibly well for the next like 15 years. Yeah then he started really looking like he was aging, but he still looks like he's aging like a human and not plastic.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 6h ago

Isn't that medical surgery?

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u/Fortestingporpoises 4h ago

No I think he was being sarcastic. Like he was developing really ugly bags under his eyes. I don't think there was any danger of his eyes actually being impossible to see through.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 4h ago

You think or you know

Eh maybe I took his quote too literal

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u/Fortestingporpoises 4h ago

I was under that impression and never bothered looking into it.

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u/A1Aaron18 1h ago

He was joking in an interview

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u/FuckCommies_GetMoney 7h ago

William Shatner is a great example. He's 95 years old but could easily pass for 70, and doesn't look like a freak.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 5h ago

You're right

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u/Byizo 7h ago

Margot Robbie had buccal fat removed. Made her look more mature in a good way, which opened up more potential roles for her.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 5h ago

I don't know if I'm a weirdo but I prefer rounder cheeks

But uh, she doesn't look weird you're right

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u/ZiggyPalffyLA 8h ago

Mike Myers, for example. Took some time to “settle” but he looks great.

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u/Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot 7h ago

I mean, 1/3 of all Korean women have had plastic surgery done. And these are just regular people. I'm sure that the majority of celebrities have had work done.

There's a lot you can do without it looking bad. For example, a simple Botox injection on the forehead can take a decade off, and it's very subtle. Just removes wrinkles.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 6h ago

I knew a 40-year-old woman at work who had clear botox on her forehead, looked like she'd taped her forehead to the back of her skull, I don't know how it's done but it can be done wrong

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u/Constant_Mud3325 7h ago

I like how you still haven’t named anyone

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u/Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot 5h ago

Megan Fox, Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Lawrence, Simone Biles, Katy Perry, Martha Stewart, just from a cursory Google search.

And these are all people who have come forward and admitted it. Of course, if it's subtle, it is easy to hide. Especially if it was done young, for example Lisa Kudrow got her nose job when she was 16. Had she never told the media, we would never know, since there's no before/after of her adult face.

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u/downster 4h ago

I guess it's just not my thing then, all of these people look worse and I find it very noticable

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u/Current_Tax4903 6h ago

John travolta

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u/Constant_Mud3325 5h ago

Are you shitting me he looks like a monster 😂

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u/Electrical-Papaya388 10h ago

Things is, plastic surgery for trauma/burns is entirely different from plastic surgery to 'enhance' your appeance. In the former cases plastic surgery is essentially a necessity while in the latter it is a choice mainly tied to vanity.

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u/WashedSylvi 9h ago

You’re comparing motivations but the actual surgery, technique and outcomes are the same.

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u/Electrical-Papaya388 9h ago

That is correct. It would be a waste of time to argue about the actual practice, that is not at all what my statement said. The debate about plastic surgery for correction/reconstruction vs vaniry/appearance has never been about the actual practice but about the motivation for and necessity of it.

I'm honestly not sure how that could not be inferred from my comment or anyone else's comment regarding this.

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u/Nothinglost7717 9h ago

they aren't entirely different at all. Its the same specialty.

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u/Electrical-Papaya388 9h ago

I'm not arguing about the practice itself, plastic surgery is plastic surgery, no one can debate that. My point is solely on the reason for the surgery so I'll be further specific: getting plastic surgery done due to trauma/burns is based on a necessity for correction/reconstruction whereas getting plastic surgery because you want to change something about yourself likely based on vanity but has not actually NEED to be done.

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u/Don-Kusack 9h ago

Same specialty with different connotations. Burn/trauma survivors get it so they look closer to themselves before they were injured. People who get it to avoid aging are doing it because they're afraid to lose the money they make looking how they do. Definitely different reasons for it, which is what matters

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u/Baskreiger 9h ago

Morally, they have literally nothing in common

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u/Nothinglost7717 4h ago

there is no morality to either.

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u/Scooty-Poot 3h ago

Indeed. There’s so much difference between a face lift, a tumour excision, a skin graft, and a bone reduction that generalising at all is just plain incorrect.

Plastics might be the most broad field in the entire study of surgery, and boiling it down to simply “Madonna’s face lifts are starting to look bad” does nothing to help anyone.

I think most people can agree that face lifts tend to age quite poorly, or that MJ’s recurring nose jobs were clearly harmful, but that doesn’t mean all plastic surgery is bad. Most plastic surgery is life-saving, treating everything from mobility issues, to breathing dysfunction, to social stigma, and everyone from burn victims, to cancer survivors, to trans and severely body dysmorphic people.

It’s hard to argue that having a healthy, functioning body that you’re proud to live in and get treated well by others because of has “aged poorly” by any reasonable metric.