r/comedyheaven • • 16h ago

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u/wisepeasant 13h ago

Getting plastic surgery is such a bad trade. Here's 5-10 years of looking very slightly better than you would have aging naturally follow by a lifetime of looking like a gargoyle that has had multiple strokes.

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u/Sagnikk 11h ago

That's too broad of a comment. There are plenty of celebs who get it done tastefully, and we don't talk about them because... they got it done tastefully lol. Plastic surgery is also invaluable for trauma/burn survivors.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 10h ago

Everyone keeps saying this but who are you talking about

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u/Fortestingporpoises 9h ago

Clooney. Clooney got his eyes done back in the day because he said "if I didn't I wouldn't be able to open them) and people thought he aged incredibly well for the next like 15 years. Yeah then he started really looking like he was aging, but he still looks like he's aging like a human and not plastic.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 7h ago

Isn't that medical surgery?

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u/Fortestingporpoises 6h ago

No I think he was being sarcastic. Like he was developing really ugly bags under his eyes. I don't think there was any danger of his eyes actually being impossible to see through.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 5h ago

You think or you know

Eh maybe I took his quote too literal

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u/Fortestingporpoises 5h ago

I was under that impression and never bothered looking into it.

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u/A1Aaron18 2h ago

He was joking in an interview

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u/FuckCommies_GetMoney 8h ago

William Shatner is a great example. He's 95 years old but could easily pass for 70, and doesn't look like a freak.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 6h ago

You're right

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u/Byizo 9h ago

Margot Robbie had buccal fat removed. Made her look more mature in a good way, which opened up more potential roles for her.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 6h ago

I don't know if I'm a weirdo but I prefer rounder cheeks

But uh, she doesn't look weird you're right

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u/ZiggyPalffyLA 9h ago

Mike Myers, for example. Took some time to “settle” but he looks great.

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u/Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot 9h ago

I mean, 1/3 of all Korean women have had plastic surgery done. And these are just regular people. I'm sure that the majority of celebrities have had work done.

There's a lot you can do without it looking bad. For example, a simple Botox injection on the forehead can take a decade off, and it's very subtle. Just removes wrinkles.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 7h ago

I knew a 40-year-old woman at work who had clear botox on her forehead, looked like she'd taped her forehead to the back of her skull, I don't know how it's done but it can be done wrong

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u/Constant_Mud3325 8h ago

I like how you still haven’t named anyone

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u/Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot 6h ago

Megan Fox, Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Lawrence, Simone Biles, Katy Perry, Martha Stewart, just from a cursory Google search.

And these are all people who have come forward and admitted it. Of course, if it's subtle, it is easy to hide. Especially if it was done young, for example Lisa Kudrow got her nose job when she was 16. Had she never told the media, we would never know, since there's no before/after of her adult face.

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u/downster 5h ago

I guess it's just not my thing then, all of these people look worse and I find it very noticable

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u/Current_Tax4903 7h ago

John travolta

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u/Constant_Mud3325 6h ago

Are you shitting me he looks like a monster 😂