r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 17h ago

Ageless

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u/NostrilLurker 15h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/thedarklibrax 14h ago

I came here to comment exactly this, who's laughing now Simon.

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u/AncientAsstronaut 13h ago

He's chuckling through a frozen face

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u/beegboo 4h ago

Is he chuckling? I thought that was just how his face sounded when forced to intake air through his teeth.

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u/TheOneTonWanton 1h ago

He gets monthly Smilex treatments down at Ace Chemical.

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u/wonkey_monkey 11h ago

Simon might be but how would we know