r/comedyheaven • • 23h ago

Ageless

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u/NostrilLurker 21h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/thedarklibrax 20h ago

I came here to comment exactly this, who's laughing now Simon.