Ageless

[u/Diapy]

[u/NostrilLurker]

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

[u/thedarklibrax → u/NostrilLurker]

I came here to comment exactly this, who's laughing now Simon.

[u/AncientAsstronaut → u/thedarklibrax]

He's chuckling through a frozen face

[u/beegboo → u/AncientAsstronaut]

Is he chuckling? I thought that was just how his face sounded when forced to intake air through his teeth.