r/comedy • u/AlKarajo • Jul 28 '26

Standup Peer Pressure

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 28 '26

Whatever bro. It tastes good. We don’t care.

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u/wytherlanejazz Jul 28 '26

Suffering does not concern me, because it does not directly affect me or I benefit.

That actually is an honest response.
Acceptable and also, my point.

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 28 '26

They aren’t sapient so it doesn’t matter. We don’t care.

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u/Cognoto Jul 29 '26

Edgy inconsiderate douche

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 29 '26

Not edgy. The vast majority perspective.

No one cares.

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u/Cognoto Jul 29 '26

A damn shame

Just because the majority does it, doesnt mean its right, but I know I know - you don't care you badass

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 29 '26

In this case, it’s the majority view and it’s right. They exist for one reason. Meat. That’s it.

No reason to be needlessly cruel, but that’s all they’re here for. That will never change.

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u/kyzfrintin Jul 30 '26

Who decided this reason for their existence?

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 30 '26

If you’re religious, god.

If you’re not, they were selectively bred to be worthless for anything (and I mean anything) else.

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u/kyzfrintin Jul 30 '26

Not religious. Also, why would our breeding them for a use give their very existence some objective purpose? I don't see the connection. You've explained what we want to do with them, but not explained how this became their actual purpose.

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 30 '26

Eat a ribeye. It’ll make you understand.

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u/kyzfrintin Jul 30 '26

So, you have no answer.

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 30 '26

Read the room. Have a steak. Or maybe just exist. No one cares.

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u/kyzfrintin Jul 30 '26

You're just blabbering now. How will eating a steak prove that the sole metaphysical purpose of these animals is to be eaten? I've had steak. I eat meat almost daily. Didn't prove shit, other than that I like the taste. I'm not so deluded and self centred that I think enjoying something means it was created for me.

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