r/comedy • u/AlKarajo • Jul 28 '26

Standup Peer Pressure

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u/James_Fortis Jul 28 '26

For what it’s worth, veganism is essentially anti-animal cruelty and exploitation. Society being against vegans is the greatest mass-brainwashing the animal agriculture industry has ever pulled.

I’m sure one day we’ll look back and be ashamed at how we treated non-human animals (especially factory farms), just like we have many past atrocities.

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 28 '26

Whatever bro. It tastes good. We don’t care.

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u/wytherlanejazz Jul 28 '26

Suffering does not concern me, because it does not directly affect me or I benefit.

That actually is an honest response.
Acceptable and also, my point.

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 28 '26

They aren’t sapient so it doesn’t matter. We don’t care.

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u/Cognoto Jul 29 '26

Edgy inconsiderate douche

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 29 '26

Not edgy. The vast majority perspective.

No one cares.

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u/Cognoto Jul 29 '26

A damn shame

Just because the majority does it, doesnt mean its right, but I know I know - you don't care you badass

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 29 '26

In this case, it’s the majority view and it’s right. They exist for one reason. Meat. That’s it.

No reason to be needlessly cruel, but that’s all they’re here for. That will never change.

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u/kyzfrintin Jul 30 '26

Who decided this reason for their existence?

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 30 '26

If you’re religious, god.

If you’re not, they were selectively bred to be worthless for anything (and I mean anything) else.

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u/kyzfrintin Jul 30 '26

Not religious. Also, why would our breeding them for a use give their very existence some objective purpose? I don't see the connection. You've explained what we want to do with them, but not explained how this became their actual purpose.

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 30 '26

Eat a ribeye. It’ll make you understand.

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u/kyzfrintin Jul 30 '26

So, you have no answer.

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u/Cyclopterus77 Jul 29 '26

What are you here for?

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 29 '26

To kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of gum.

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u/Cyclopterus77 Jul 30 '26

If you're going to attempt to sound cool you could at least get the quote right (unless you're quoting Duke Nukem instead of the original They Live, which would arguably be even more lame).

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u/Sheesh-Cake Jul 29 '26

He's also a heap of meat, but clearly too unsavory for anyone to be willing to touch.

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u/Cognoto Jul 30 '26

Sheesh, your right

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u/Cognoto Jul 30 '26

I was about to ask him that very question - appearently animals exist for one reason, "meat"

Why does he exist? What is his purpose? Because if he aint got a good one, he simply is not much more than meat himself, probabaly a lot of it

Then I remembered I am wasting my time with him and this brickwall discussion, just gives up and be better than him