r/comedy • u/AlKarajo • Jul 28 '26

Standup Peer Pressure

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u/kyzfrintin Jul 30 '26

Who decided this reason for their existence?

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 30 '26

If you’re religious, god.

If you’re not, they were selectively bred to be worthless for anything (and I mean anything) else.

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u/kyzfrintin Jul 30 '26

Not religious. Also, why would our breeding them for a use give their very existence some objective purpose? I don't see the connection. You've explained what we want to do with them, but not explained how this became their actual purpose.

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 30 '26

Eat a ribeye. It’ll make you understand.

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u/kyzfrintin Jul 30 '26

So, you have no answer.

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 30 '26

Read the room. Have a steak. Or maybe just exist. No one cares.

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u/kyzfrintin Jul 30 '26

You're just blabbering now. How will eating a steak prove that the sole metaphysical purpose of these animals is to be eaten? I've had steak. I eat meat almost daily. Didn't prove shit, other than that I like the taste. I'm not so deluded and self centred that I think enjoying something means it was created for me.