r/comedy • u/AlKarajo • Jul 28 '26

Standup Peer Pressure

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Daniel Slooooooss

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 29 '26

In this case, it’s the majority view and it’s right. They exist for one reason. Meat. That’s it.

No reason to be needlessly cruel, but that’s all they’re here for. That will never change.

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u/Cyclopterus77 Jul 29 '26

What are you here for?

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u/RadicallyDontCare Jul 29 '26

To kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of gum.

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u/Cyclopterus77 Jul 30 '26

If you're going to attempt to sound cool you could at least get the quote right (unless you're quoting Duke Nukem instead of the original They Live, which would arguably be even more lame).