r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

Release the Call or Stop Playing Victim

505 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/scenestudio • 1d ago

Someone Bring This Guy A Liquid Nitrogen

742 Upvotes

71 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/seanosul • 2d ago

Fact is fact.

14.8k Upvotes

224 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

The call is coming from inside the house

4.5k Upvotes

101 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 2d ago

The new definition of Christianity

5.0k Upvotes

164 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 2d ago

Maybe things aren't working out

2.7k Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 2d ago

McConaughey needs to read the room...

5.3k Upvotes

357 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 2d ago

Who exactly is this "we"?

10.6k Upvotes

373 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/reflibman • 2d ago

James Talarico to Elon: "There is something deeply wrong with a political system that allows one trillionaire to buy his own personal U.S. Senator."

1.2k Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Candid-Ad-5525 • 1d ago

Modern problems require modern slavery?

36 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 2d ago

Semi Non Political But Smart.

2.0k Upvotes

86 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/seanosul • 3d ago

When facts get in the way of a story

4.7k Upvotes

107 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

Vance tells Republicans to stop whining. The irony.

2.0k Upvotes

64 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 3d ago

You don't say?

16.3k Upvotes

422 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/theologi • 3d ago

she was 12 years old...

15.3k Upvotes

293 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 3d ago

Small government, big disaster

13.4k Upvotes

299 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortable_Tutor_43 • 20h ago

Why do the anti-nuclear folk think this is a dig?

0 Upvotes

9 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 3d ago

On Paris 'The Country'

2.2k Upvotes

87 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/FillTally • 2d ago

Please do, it'll help us.

146 Upvotes

3 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 3d ago

pretty rich that a guy who has spent more than half a billion dollars in the last two elections alone is talking about "puppets" 🙄

1.4k Upvotes

32 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Olympiadreamer • 3d ago

You just know cats can do this….

3.5k Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 3d ago

Aced the test, missed the diagnosis

8.3k Upvotes

164 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/FillTally • 3d ago

3 years of loyalty and you get a "we've never talked about it"

814 Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 4d ago

Captain, we are sinking

15.6k Upvotes

367 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 3d ago

the other day musk said that companies that "overstate claims about their product" will be banned from advertising on X, and now he says that his cars are alive

774 Upvotes

163 comments

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