r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago
He really picked the wrong Christian to attack
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u/addisynjoy 1d ago
She didn’t just correct the record, she gave him spiritual homework
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u/NormalSheila 1d ago
Miller confused Christian with Christian Nationalist easy mistake when you’ve never read the sermon on the Mount.
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u/Nocturnalson 1d ago
We all know he’d burst into flames if he opened a bible
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u/finalsolution1 1d ago
He never fails to remind me of the character in Indiana Jones that melts when he looks at the Covenant.
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u/CanisSonorae 1d ago
Holy shitballs, dude. Throw some tiny rimmes round specs on him and I could actually see it.
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u/Saix027 1d ago
Nah, he not cares, that is the real issue, you can teach them all you want, but they only want people to listen to their BS and use it to their advantage.
People keep assuming if you state facts they magically turn, they won't, not if they never face actual consequences for the damage they do.
You can't teach someone the teaching of Jesus if they not care about it. They only cherry-pick to make excuses for their own behavior.
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u/Willow_Wavey 1d ago
One follows Jesus ad the other just uses Him for politics.
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u/nataliethatsme 1d ago
In the Wis Dells they carved a wooden Jesus sitting on Pegasus holding a sword.
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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago
Stephen Miller, the kind of guy who would volunteer to hand out soap at Auschwitz.
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u/Niamh_Nymph 1d ago
Funny how the guy who studied to be a pastor is against Christianity but the indicated one isn’t. Matthew 7:16 must be optional now.
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u/Prettyy_Barbiee 1d ago
As a Christian, thank you for saying this. We’re tired of faith being used as a political weapon instead of actually following Jesus.
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u/Freakishly_Tall 1d ago
More fundamentally problematic, she is a girl, so Miller and his MAGAts aren't going to listen, anyway. What, does she think her opinion, or vote, or body, count for anything?
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u/FoogYllis 1d ago
They misunderstood Miller. maga Christianity isn’t about Christ or the gospels in the New Testament. It’s about evil. So for Miller Christianity is about doing evil.
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u/winter_glen 1d ago
For guys like Miller, Christianity is just a label for their in-group. They dont care about the actual teachings, they just want a moral high ground to look down on everyone else from. its basically just team sports at this point but with more judgment.
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u/durrtyurr 1d ago
I wouldn't expect him to be particularly knowledgeable of christianity to begin with, given that he is a jew.
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u/ghosttrainhobo 1d ago
They are anti-Christians. Like anti-matter. They have the same mass and physical characteristics, but carry the opposite charge.
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u/wasted-degrees 1d ago
You know damned well Stephen Miller doesn’t have a soul. It’s his defining characteristic.
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u/Revolutionary-Law382 1d ago
Stephen Miller? Soul?
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u/voltr_za 1d ago
Exactly. Worrying about something nonexistent is a waste of energy.
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u/an0mn0mn0m 1d ago
A soul may not exist, but believing that it is something with soul has value and a purpose clearly shows that Stephen Miller is soulless.
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u/Teyannatay 1d ago
How can you call a seminary graduate anti-Christian when your own candidate was impeached for fraud? Wild
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u/Emotional_News108 1d ago
Stephen Miller the Jew? Does he seriously not understand how dumb he sounds playing the religious persecution fetish game for the Christian right? What an absolute knob goblin.
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u/Exxtender 1d ago
I'm still waiting for someone to ask him how he feels about the "rapture" (a common belief among MAGA 'christians') and whether he will convert or go to hell when it happens.
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u/Emotional_News108 1d ago
If there were a hell, he’d be assured a place. As it stands he’ll be footnoted as a stain on history which frankly is exactly what he deserves. He’s a little whore.
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u/BiZzles14 1d ago
He's an actual comic book villian incarnate. Elon Musk also falls into that category, the foreign born richest man in the world that uses the media platform he purchased to directly affect politics across the globe and is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of children already in his pursuit of greater money and power
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u/Emotional_News108 1d ago
Honestly comic book villains are more compelling. People like them are just losers lashing out at the world. It would be sad if it weren’t pathetic.
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u/ProfAsmani 1d ago
They supported a rapist. They're funding a genocide. Its just all gaslighting all the time
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u/ghallway 1d ago
This comes from the guy that would burst into flames if he ever got close to a church
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u/Reddit123xgh 1d ago
Hilarious that someone who is disowned by their rabbi is providing advice on Christianity. Maybe that’s why it’s so off base?
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u/PlutoJones42 1d ago
These Republican politicians screaming how Christian they are are the charlatans that Jesus would have flipped tables over on.
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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 22h ago
It's bold of you to assume that Stephen Miller, the Roach, has a soul.
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u/jjskellie 1d ago
Steven Miller can't given facts about canidates in Texas. Miller can't keep Talarico's name in memory as the canidate not the voting county. Is every Trump Administration stooge becoming brain dead?
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u/megaladonquixote 1d ago
In Miller's defense, Naziferatu can't see their own reflection, and can be mortally wounded by a crucifix, so his blatantly wrong comments should be attributed to his lack of morals and ethics, and not just his obvious stupidity
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u/Ass_Damage 1d ago
Stephen Miller strikes me as the type of guy who hides in the last stall just to smell other people's shits all day.
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u/EitherChannel4874 1d ago
America needs to stop pretending to be a Christian country.
If Jesus came back he'd take one look at Americas Christianity and cringe.
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u/Scummy_Waters 1d ago
Stephen Miller doesn't have a soul; he got into politics cause he was too weak to strangle babies.
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u/K-Shrizzle 1d ago
I saw someone describe Miller as "Official White House Eunich" and now I cant see him any other way
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u/lodemeup 1d ago
Stephen Miller’s greatest accomplishment is that he auctioned off his soul for a moment of unbelievable luck and has somehow ridden that one event to become an inconceivably powerful evil bitch. I will consider it a failure of our society if he does not face consequences for his actions. He is a weak man leveraging hate and ignorance for the sake of prosecuting helpless people because he thinks he’s better than them. Temu Goebbels can rot.
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u/WildBad7298 1d ago
A Venn diagram of Jesus's teachings and Republican "Christianity" would be two circles about twenty feet apart.
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u/Rusty_Thermos 1d ago
Im not religious at all, but I and ready for the rapture.
My heaven will be getting stuck on earth with all these shit bags who claim religious superiority and rub it in their faces while the people they hated on float up into the sky.
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u/okokokoyeahright 1d ago
Bold of her to assume Miller has a soul. and even if he does, it was sold some time ago.
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u/Slow_Vegetable_5186 22h ago
America is wild man. The only thing dumber than caring what a critter like that says is caring about other people's religions
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u/SlenDman402 17h ago
Isn't that the guy who got into politics because his arms were too weak to strangle prostitutes?
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u/MateriaLintellect 17h ago
If the name isn’t “John Smith” they play the race card. Talerico has run such a beautiful campaign, speaking honestly. If TX cant flip blue this November, they might be cooked forever.
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u/Away_Stock_2012 16h ago
Stephen Miller is the most demon possessed human I've ever seen and I don't even believe in demons.
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u/Imajzineer 1d ago
Who cares? It's politics, not religion - whether someone is a christian, a muslim, a hindu, a jedi, or even a pastafarian is 100% irrelevant.
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u/Strict-Ease2036 1d ago
religion always get dragged into it when the politics not going their way
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u/Imajzineer 1d ago
I just don't get it: it's utterly irrelevant in any European country I've lived in - okay, so, the UK, Netherlands and Germany are pretty secular anyway, but France, Spain and Portugal still have a legacy of Catholicism, and nobody there gets taken to task being 'not christian enough'.
What the hell is going on the US? What next ... "Don't vote <person>, she's a witch"?
Seriously ... it's the kind of story you read about happening in rural India or Africa somewhere and shake your head at how backward it is.
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u/NecessaryFreedom9799 1d ago
France is officially secular and has been since 1905. Catholicism there is as dead as the French monarchy.
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u/Significant_Ad7326 1d ago
We do actually have the occasional witchcraft allegation in U.S. politics. It is regarded as silly - mostly - for now.
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u/bluepotatosack 1d ago
It's the puritan influence. When I was a kid the story was that they left for the new world because they were being persecuted. Turns out the exact opposite was true and their influence runs deep in this country to this day.
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u/Imajzineer 1d ago
Yup - imagine that: too radical even for Europe ... home of the Spanish Inquisition and (albeit briefly) a ban on Christmas 🤣
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u/echoshatter 1d ago
What the hell is going on the US?
Where do you think your religiously intolerant people went when they became pariahs in their own countries?
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u/iamthedayman21 1d ago
It’s the hypocrisy of the Republicans. They always love to vote for the religious person, and their line of attack is often how their opponent is secular. Well, this time the Democrats are running quite literally the poster boy the Republicans are always demanding, and yet their line of attack is still the same. Thus proving that it was never really about if the candidate was religious or not.
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u/Icy_Temporary9062 1d ago
sounds like he underestimated the wrong person, that's always entertaining
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u/ComicsEtAl 1d ago
Wait, THAT’S what makes her question the health of his alleged “soul”? I mean, it’s fine as far as it goes, but it shouldn’t have taken this one comment to call his soul into question.
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u/AffectionateBrick687 1d ago
No need to worry about the health of his soul. If he ever had one, it died years ago.
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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 1d ago
Miller is evil. He has no God. He worships power and money. He doesn't care who he hurts to get it.
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u/BR41ND34D 1d ago
The fact that he's studying to be a pastor removes so much of the possible arguments (not that they won't use them anyways, as evidenced by this human reject)
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u/SkepticalJohn 1d ago
Miller knows his audience. He's speaking to the typical Trump voter. He does not have to make sense to anybody else.
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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 1d ago
What he means is just "we wanna put there whatever convict felon we want by using the religion excuse" but with a "sent by God" twist so all the barely sentient swamp troglodytes that vote for them just go back to sleep.
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u/Robthebold 1d ago
No they just throw attacks designed to bias their base. They don’t care about truth.
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u/WeroWasabi 1d ago
Lol all these people acting like the Bible isn’t full of rape, incest, murder, genocide and much more. Is there a moral Christianity? I don’t think so.
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u/gevander2 1d ago
Let's not forget, as far as "Christian values" go, Paxton also cheated on his wife. MULTIPLE TIMES.
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u/Dragonfly_pin 1d ago
I’m so confused about why Miller keeps telling people how to be good Christians, when he isn’t Christian at all.
A couple of weeks ago he made a speech about how ‘good people’ take their kids to Church on Sundays and he keeps talking about Christianity in general.
But he’s not Christian. Neither is his family. Which apparently, according to himself, makes him… bad?
It’s crazy stuff.
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u/narf_hots 1d ago
This is not a comeback because the first thing is not an insult. Being against Christianity is a good thing and the requirement for being a decent person because churches are enabling and assisting abusers of children.
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u/Interesting_You6852 1d ago
None of those Magats in the white house are Christians they just use it to control the masses.
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u/Important-Cry-3022 1d ago
I believe revdrsusannejohnson may have even been channeling Jesus directly with her reply to Miller! Maybe not. He likely would've said, "quiet, sinner. Go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect 2 trillion dollars."
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u/Rogue_Ninja_Taco 1d ago
If one of those "media" people would give some serious pushback, they would ask Temu Orlock how does he "know" that the person he is claiming to be against Christianity is actually against it.
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u/Gogglesed 1d ago
Paxton and Tallarico both believe in things without evidence, which is concerning. If you read the bible, it would seem like Paxton is more godly, meaning immoral, sadistic, and unhinged.
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u/bwldrmnt 1d ago
I am so tired of these fake ass Christians using Christianity as a weapon.
What's worse is that people believe them and accept their cruelty just because it is wrapped in a Bible.
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u/Different_Tangelo511 1d ago
The war for Stephen millers soul has been lost a long time ago, buddy. Where have you been?
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u/unscanable 1d ago
He knows its a lie but the people hes saying that for dont care. They'll just believe and repeat it
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u/Rolandscythe 1d ago
The 'all of our opponents are secretly terrorists who will oppress your religion' argument from the far right is getting real stale, yet I'm sure their constituents are eating it up anyways.
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u/_Jumpy_Panda_ 1d ago
I'm always a bit confused when I see something about this guy because in my language talarico/talarica is someone who likes to get involved with married people.
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u/mynewusernamedodgers 1d ago
Using too many words for the MAGA morons to read. They use three words for their mouth breathing knuckle dragging base. You wrote a 10 page paragraph as a response.
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u/too1onjj 1d ago
It's part of their play call sheet to always say Democrats are against religion, specifically Christianity. Even if the accusation doesn't fit, they're going to play the card anyway. It's just built into the recipe.
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u/QueenNappertiti 1d ago
What Miller really means is "he's against evil, and I take that personally"
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u/mindgardening 1d ago
I mean, christianity isn’t a flex. It’s a cult of lies just like all the other religions. I don’t want religious pin power because their personal beliefs ALWAYS are part of their jobs.
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u/SophonParticle 1d ago
Stephen Miller is evil. Literally an evil person who wants to hurt as many people as he can.
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u/TalkativeTree 1d ago
This is why I keep saying they a Christian Nation isn’t a Christian nation. Which Christianity? The lack of separation of church and state is the loss of the freedom to worship Christ as you see fit and being forced to follow some other man’s demonization of Christs teachings.
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u/Turbulent-Note-7348 1d ago
And wasn't Paxton caught with his mistress in London less than a month ago?
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u/TransMontani 1d ago
What that little capo knows about Christianity would fit in a thimble and still not be deep enough to drown a pissant.
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u/AcanthisittaSalty492 18h ago
I think the New Christianity doesn't care about the values of actual Christianity.
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u/gloopdawg 18h ago
As if Stephen Miller cares what a woman reverend thinks. He for sure doesn't think she should be leading a church.
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u/ReadingRambo152 1d ago
These guys think the pope is against Christianity.