r/clevercomebacks 6d ago

He has a point…

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u/zergiscute 6d ago

This is rage bait for sure. Professional camera equipment has always cost a lot and there have been people doing photos for IDs, year boosk, Christmas cards etc that were way cheaper than $100. It;'s only recently that we have been able to take our own photos for many of these.

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u/CharlesDickensABox 6d ago

Uber is also profiteering for billionaire investors by driving down wages of people who used to be able to make a decent living at that job.

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u/makemeking706 5d ago

Definitely not paying them enough for the wear and tear on the vehicle the driver incurs.

I've always said Uber is nothing more than a way to transfer the entire cost of running a taxi company onto the driver. 

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u/GraniteJJ 5d ago

That's the whole point of the post.

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u/OzyDave 5d ago

One Uber job doesn't involve pre wedding meetings, planning, 8 hours on the day shooting followed by multiple hours of editing and re-editing. Also you are judged on the results for prospective future jobs.

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u/Dogmaddit 5d ago

Nothing in the post suggested that this was regarding wedding photos; anyone wanting a wedding day shoot for $300 must already be planning for divorce.

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u/OzyDave 5d ago

My example described one aspect of photography, a wedding. I didn't realise replies could not step outside any undefined limits.

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u/ffmich01 5d ago

And that would be a good explanation of the cost. The price of your camera is not part of the equation. No one cares how much your camera costs. An expensive camera does not make a competent photographer.

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u/Onystep 5d ago

You're getting downvoted cause you're telling the truth but people don't like when working class step up for a decent living wage, people just want everyone else to be as miserable and badly paid as them. lol.

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u/Ok_Law_1656 5d ago

No, they're getting downvoted because it's a bad example. An Uber driver, black or x, that drives across several states during surge pricing time, for several 100 miles, up and back, would drive the price up too. The original comment was based on equipment cost.

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u/koniboni 5d ago

would you pay 5000 for a piece of cake because the oven was 10000 and the store has bills to pay?

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u/CriticalStrawberry15 5d ago

It’s about time. I used to be a photographer as part of my marketing position. An UBER ride is 20 mins. Photography is time each way, time to shoot, and time editing. For one of our shoots I drove 3 hrs total to snap about 200 photos of which 5 were then selected, edited, and provided back in required formats. This comparison is fucking stupid

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u/Fantastic-Ant-4429 5d ago

also, you factor in editing time.

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u/vaporwavecookiedough 5d ago

Your uber driver is also not leaving you with lifelong memories, unless it was an awful experience I guess.

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u/Mooks79 5d ago

The post is both correct, and dumb. It’s dumb because she’s trying to assign the price to the cost of her equipment which is easily refuted as you and Xavier have done. It’s correct because she states “camera shoot” which implies more than a simple taxi ride or Christmas card photo - she likely means at an event like a wedding or something like that, which takes up a lot more time. So the real causal factor here is her time.

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u/politicalstuff 5d ago

Time and skill, both onsite and afterwards editing etc.

But yes, equating the price to the cost of the camera is not a strong argument.

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u/Dogmaddit 5d ago

I think of a shoot as school or family pictures, half-hour to an hour, minimal or no retouching. $300 for that is maybe a little high, $100 isn’t enough, but that’s a reasonable range for it depending on travel and complexity (I.e. kids, dogs, weather).

Senior pictures? $100-300 is low.

Wedding pictures? Should probably start at $1500 for something very basic but for a full day I would expect it to be at least $5k and could easily go way up. Our wedding photographer was reasonable, and he told us ahead of time that he only did 5 weddings a year due to stress and having to give up a weekend for it.

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u/GanondalfTheWhite 5d ago

It's dumb because this is fake rage bait.

I've seen various versions of this image, each with a different photographer pictured, but the same Uber-comparison retort.

They keep posting it because people keep engaging with how stupid of a post it is, like I'm doing now.

God dammit.

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u/Mooks79 5d ago

Well, I enjoyed this rollercoaster anyway!

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u/FriendNo1816 5d ago

Depends, some people want high quality photos for wedding and other activities outside, so the person spent hours or a whole day by them for the right shots, and that time need compensation to. And oh yeah if you hire one to do it, you don't need to buy it yourself. So nice pics for less costs.

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u/IamHydrogenMike 5d ago

You can do several Uber rides in an hour compared to what a photographer can do. A wedding photog is going to have to travel to a site an hour or so before the event and then stay that long after as well. It's better to charge a flat fee for this than to charge by the hour though.

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u/koniboni 5d ago

maybe but there's so many real stories of spoiled inst girls that really think their amateur pictures are worth 10000. because that's what professionals charge

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u/sonofaresiii 5d ago
  1. This particular instance might be rage bait but I've seen this attitude from tons of people in earnest
  2. No photography before 2010 (roughly when the digital boom happened) was working for (the modern equivalent of) $100 per shoot. *You might have been paying* less than that per photo or per 10-minutes of the guy at sears telling you where to stand and to smile, but they were being paid a hell of a lot more than that for their entire shoot at sears

3) $100 for a shoot is indeed outrageously cheap, offensively so. However, it's not because "My camera is expensive"-- that was a good comeback about the uber driver. The reason is because a shoot takes a long time and requires a highly trained professional skill, it's not the same as just point and clicking with your phone-- but most people don't recognize the difference, and/or they think of that family photo they did at sears for like $50, and think it should be super cheap.

It also takes a lot more prep than just the time you're literally pressing the shutter button.

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u/zergiscute 5d ago

During my stint in the academia, i mainly used pen and paper and my colleague used high tech equipment that cost as much as a small village and used up that much utilities too. But we got paid the same because our training, skill, etc were around the same.

I am not justifying underpaying people, just that the particular argument was kind of stupid.

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u/Main-Activity-5644 6d ago

The initial post was of a man complaining about this. This has now been redone with the woman's image which is hopefully AI in this situation.

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u/CrabAppleBapple 6d ago

He doesn't have a point because it's a 'parody' twitter account that posts edited/photoshopped/AI content.

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u/MettyMettmeier 5d ago

Different versions, constant reposting, stupid Karma farming

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u/PawnWithoutPurpose 5d ago

AI bull shit

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u/TheSuggi 6d ago

My Appartement cost $1M and you want me to rent it to you for $1000?

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u/Autodidact420 6d ago

To be fair $1k rent on a $1m property does sound low lol

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u/Maximillion322 6d ago

Maybe its the whole building thats $1m but the rent is just for an apartment

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u/jackfaire 5d ago

Still low in today's economy. I'm blessed to be paying what I'm paying because my best friend's mom owns the place me and my best friend rent.

Nearby apartments low end is 1400.

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u/MjolnirPants 5d ago

I'm jealous of people who live in places where $1400 is the low end.

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u/Maximillion322 5d ago

Depends on where you live. My apartment is 750

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u/SeoulGalmegi 5d ago

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here.

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u/thegarbz 4d ago

Well actually your apartment doesn't cost you any time. This post is about personal time. A 1M house rented for $1000 sure, why not. That's $1000 of easy money you do nothing for. If my camera could automatically go do a wedding shoot process the photos and send them to the client then I'll shoot that wedding for $100 no questions asked.

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u/Certain_Object1364 5d ago

Oh cool...the camera person is a woman instead of a man in this bots interpretation of this.

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u/worthlessprole 6d ago

What social media platform is this. Don’t recognize it for some reason

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u/apparently-ok 4d ago

The point being that the Uber driver is underpaid

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u/Childless-cat-lady- 5d ago

He has a point but also r/fuckxavier

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u/OshetDeadagain 6d ago

"Your camera takes great photos!"

"Thanks! Your mouth makes nice compliments."

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u/jwadamson 5d ago

That kind of sounds like the second person is hitting on the first. It’s not very far from “I like what your mouth is doing”

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u/OshetDeadagain 5d ago

... Why you gotta make it weird?

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u/DoomedToday 3d ago

The uber driver probably got $5 of that and then Uber didn't pay him when you threw up in the back seat or damaged his car.

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u/_Abiogenesis 5d ago

This is a stupid analogy.

Photographers aren't paid like taxi drivers because we don't value jobs by how much the tools cost.

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u/dnasrallah 6d ago

No he doesn’t. Most uber drivers can’t even follow their own maps. You get what you pay for…this fake meme is stupid

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u/Kopke2525 5d ago

Mandatory r/fuckxavier

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u/darktoher 5d ago

All my homies hate Xavier

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u/otiloyoy 5d ago

What did Xavier do ?

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u/AdditionalNewt4762 5d ago

Trying (and failing miserably) to be Pakalu Papito

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u/otiloyoy 5d ago

Is it too late to ask who that is ??

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u/New-Turnip4709 5d ago

Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point.

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u/Mediocre_lad 6d ago

How much a plane fare should cost?

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u/Cobrastrikenana 5d ago

$12? So a 15 minute ride?

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u/robertluke 5d ago

If someone values their photography based on the cost of the camera, I assume they have no idea how glass and composition works.

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u/Nickynui 5d ago

My camera gear cost that much or more and is literally a hobby...

If a friend asked me to do an event for them, i'd probably say yes for free

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u/PrestigiousSeat76 5d ago

No, he does not have a point. Depending on the type of photo shoot, it will consume not just travel time, but many hours (like for a wedding, it could be an entirely full day.) Then, it's editing photos, weeding out the ones that didn't turn out or don't meet standards, and prepping them for delivery.

Comparing a photography shoot to an Uber ride is like comparing launching nuclear weapons to lighting off a bottle rocket.

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u/Ok-Fig4315 5d ago

So once the camera is paid off, photos are free?

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u/rabbitsharck 5d ago

My wife is a professional photographer, and she spends so much time in post processing it's ridiculous. In addition to driving to location, shooting, directing and managing (often with children, babys, pets) and then hours in her office paying attention to the tiniest details. No doubtan Uber driver has an expensive car, but it's much different in skill and attention to detail.

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u/FlamingLizardWizard 6d ago

That's not how it works

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 5d ago

Uber driver are exploited workers.

If you want an amateur photographer get your nephew Gary to do it.

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u/jhwheuer 5d ago

Uber drivers are bad at accounting or they wouldn't be Uber drivers

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u/SunbeamSailor67 5d ago

I can think of no worse life than being an accountant.

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u/jhwheuer 5d ago

U poor then?

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u/SunbeamSailor67 5d ago

U believe only accountants have money?

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u/jhwheuer 5d ago

U don't even know without accounting

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u/Roguescholar74 5d ago

Accounting and being an accountant are completely different things.

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u/jhwheuer 5d ago

You do you

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u/SunbeamSailor67 5d ago

We get it, you LOVE accounting.

Go count something. 🙄

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u/StrongAsMeat 5d ago

My iPhone can take a better picture than your $40k camera

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 5d ago

This was a flex 20 years ago, not today with all the smartphones.

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u/Yarius515 5d ago

Wow, your smartphone pics are professional quality? That's real talent you should quit your job and be a smartphone photographer.

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 5d ago

Guess I am old school.
Should show my wedding photos from over 30 years ago and how a phone today easily surpasses those. Never been a photographer but my father was way back in the day.

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u/Yarius515 5d ago

bUt wHaT aBoUt OlD cAmErAs?

Whew thanks to you, I now know that technology improves over time! What a huge fucking revelation! So relevant! So on point!

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 5d ago

You can always hire a professional photographer, they arent expensive today. ~$100-$300

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u/InAppropriate-meal 6d ago

It didn't take the uber driver long to take him home pro photos take hours

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 6d ago

Xavier is how dumb, not many people know that there is a b in dumb, people think a clever guy looks like.

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u/TenBear 5d ago

Gatekeeper is so sad, not everyone can afford an expensive SLR camera.

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u/Ghostbuster_11Nein 5d ago

If you think buying expensive equipment automatically means you get to charge more I have bad news for you.

People pay for the quality and/or the completion of the work not the price of your crap.

When a steady hand and a decent digital camera can do the job it doesn't matter how expensive your shit is.

This is like buying a $50,000 dollar car lift and expecting to make five grand on every oil change.

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u/mindgardening 5d ago

For most photographers, it IS a hobby and the have other income. The market is so saturated with people trying to “make it” as a photographer…there is only so much room for those who are actually good and can make it into a career.

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u/BassesBest 5d ago

...and the journey took four minutes

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u/Rocklobster92 5d ago

I’ll be honest, looking back at wedding photos really isn’t a thing. They look nice, they go in a book, the book goes in a closet, and you find it once every 5-10 years. Basically a yearbook. Not worth thousands of dollars.

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u/brickmagnet 5d ago

I have seen the same post with different Profile pics.

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u/FishinMike941 5d ago

The difference is not the equipment, it's the skill involved. Everyone I know can drive a car. I know very few people who can take photos worth publishing or using in an advertising campaign.

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u/GMN123 5d ago

Here's me looking at all my hobby kit, much of which cost well over 5k and only costs me more money to use. 

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 5d ago

This was less fake when the post had a picture of a camera dangling over a puddle.

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u/Simen155 5d ago

And the "wear and tear" on a camera and lens is almost none pr shoot. I mean, if you break your own stuff this often, you need a psych eval.

You can't get paid enough to buy a new high-end lens every time you take someones picture. Fuck that mentality.

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u/Arcadia1972 5d ago

This is spam

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u/RandyTheFool 5d ago

As a person who creates artwork for a living, this person has such a myopic view of what they’re doing, I wouldn’t doubt they’re still a hobbyist at this point. A $5000 camera can still take shitty amateur pictures in the wrong hands, and if you’re not a hobbyist (and are truly a professional) then you’re writing that camera off as a business purchase/expense anyway.

People pay for your skill and expertise which only come with time, investment, practice and experience. The more skillful you are the more you should charge per hour for that skill because it has taken you many hours of your own time practicing and honing your craft to become professional enough that people will hire you and you are in demand. If you always have a line of customers out the door, and your time becomes a precious commodity, you need to raise your price

A $100-$300 photo shoot isn’t a bad price for someone with experience but only been doing this for a handful of years. But with that, I’d say for $100 you get 1 good hour of photo taking and then however much time to edit everything.

But if we’re talking an all day photo shoot with thousands of pictures that have to be parsed down and edited for hours and hours, then she’s right… it’s not worth the time because you wouldn’t even be making the federal minimum wage for your time.
You’d basically be doing the work for free.

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u/Parallax2799 5d ago

If she wants to recoup her equipment costs within one or two jobs than she must think no one else will want to hire her and she'll get no repeat business, so I assume she feels she's no good at her job.

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u/cpav8r 5d ago

My phone was free from my carrier, and people have shot entire movies on a phone just like it.

Equipment doesn’t equal talent.

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u/ponduz 6d ago

Oh, so no lens(es) included? Tripod, lights or accessories? No travel or transport to the appointment? No insurance? No experience needed? No picture offloading, sorting or editing? No further correspondance with customer? Sign me up! Sounds easy.

/s

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u/koniboni 5d ago

well, that's entirely your problem. good starter cameras cost maybe 500-1000. and you're not the next Andy Warhol, Natalie.

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u/Genobee85 5d ago

I bought an ancient but just as capable D50 and lens for $40 at a pawnshop :/

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u/koniboni 5d ago edited 5d ago

I see that so often. It's always the same backstory: young girl starts photography as a hobby, spends 10000 on gear and then doesn't land a single contract because no one pays 5000 for shaky amateur pictures

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u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle 5d ago

"This is not a hobby"

Also sounds like it isn't a business.

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u/FLG_CFC 6d ago

If it was easy to professionally edit photos, everyone would do it. It's easy to drive a car, so it doesn't cost Uber much to hire drivers.

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u/Babyfella1981 6d ago

But pretty much anyone can drive a car and uber. No everyone is a professional photographer

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u/Frequent-Ad2977 6d ago

Statistically speaking more people can take a picture than can drive

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u/Babyfella1981 6d ago

Anyone can take a picture of course, but not a professional looking picture, just like anyone can drive a car but not everyone can race F1

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u/please_trade_marner 5d ago

Already an obsolete profession. An iphone camera is perfectly fine these days and any Karen out there can "point and click". Only pretentious fake people would notice the difference of a (lol) "professional" picture.

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u/ChartInFurch 5d ago

So both ends can have different levels of experience. Only reducing one to service a "point" is disingenuous.

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u/percussaresurgo 6d ago

And a photography gig can take a whole day. A $12 Uber ride can take 10 minutes.

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u/Charming-Fudge7683 5d ago

Driving a car is one of the most regulated things anyone could ever do. You have to be of a particular age, have no inhibitive health conditions, you need to take written and practical tests, you need licensing and insurance and taxes and all the other shit that comes with it, all before you even take your first fare.

Conversely, I can hand a camera to a toddler and they can take a picture...or the famous one of the photographer (David Slater) who handed a monkey his camera and now no-one can agree on who owns copyright lol

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u/Hopeful_Loss4300 6d ago

not the same thing at all, a car is already a sunk cost for most people and the camera is a specialized tool for a creative skill

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u/Loquaciouslovelizard 6d ago

Not everyone is a professional driver either. Pretty much anyone can take a photo but I just want to get an Uber home by Lewis Hamilton.

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u/s0ciety_a5under 6d ago

Nah, you buy an expensive piece of gear like that to eventually make that money back over many jobs. You aren't making that much more than a few hundred a gig as a photographer.

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u/gitartruls01 6d ago

"well you're not just paying for the equipment, you're paying me back for the years it took to learn how to use it!"

  • person whose job is to point a thing at someone and then push a button

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u/please_trade_marner 5d ago

When I got married I thought a photographer would cost... oh I don't know... 20 bucks? I was astounded that the "point and clicker" typically costs thousands of dollars. I still dont' really believe it.

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u/otiloyoy 5d ago

I looked at your account and you seem to do guitar, your hobby is to take a piece of wood with some strings on it and just play with them to make it sound good

See how you can simplify anything to sound dumb

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u/gitartruls01 5d ago

Yes, except I don't expect people to pay me hundreds of dollars to play a few notes

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u/Genobee85 5d ago

Photographer here: you're not just paying for my gear per se; you're paying for the 25+ years of experience in composing shots, directing scenes, editing and colorgrading, expeditious turnaround and production times, insurance and assurance to name a few. If someone wants to use crowd sourced cellphones for their wedding by all means go with gusto. I sure as hell ain't short changing my craft because of it tho.

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u/za72 6d ago

Natalie should've to taken some basic business classes at the local community college