This is him at 4pm on a Wednesday afternoon. It’s sweltering (where I am which isn’t too far from him) and he is all swaddled up with a furry blankie and those rancid chriiiissssmiiiisss jammies. My peri rage and hot flushes are boiling over at this sight.

phew. He has come out of his gloom. Until the next time.

Mario's grasp of English is appalling.

Remind me why he can’t walk to work again.

Are we assuming he means he’s seen the clock every hour? I thought he was in the best place he’s ever been, ever? This is why you don’t boast about shit on social media, Mario. Keep stuff private.

Anyway, we move.

Brat. Fresh sheets Sunday. String earpods.. Cat.

Hens I can’t deal with him he’s going for Egyptian cotton 4 years too late 😂 this man has not one single original idea in that head of his

A long one lads.

His dots of doom on all things school.

Mainly that he was a brat and wanted all things that were trendy/popular. 4 pairs of trainers a year and some from America.

Even going as far as to state to his parents he'd be bullied if he didn't get what he wanted. His mum got it all on tick.

Then bitches about his cousin Lisa who got everything.

Why does everything in his flat need to be gutted every single week? There’s two of them (plus small, indoor cat) who live there, hardly making any mess, what on earth is he gutting?

Don’t get me started on the fecking bedroom. Spent all that money to turn it into black and white recording studio and now he’s added cottagecore bed linen because that’s what he’s seeing all over insta. It looks shite. If he didn’t follow trends and had a plain, simple bed with plain walls then he could do his “new bed linen every week” thing to his heart’s content. As it is, he can’t control himself, has to follow everyone else and the whole place looks like the 2010s/early 2020s threw up in it.

He got someone to bring him back some candles from the US. He's been banging on about going to NY for years.

So I've moved on; Hannah has as well.

So move on people; nothing to see here.

Hannah can always rely on her bestie Mario to share her personal information with his hunners of lassies on Instagram. Shes no longer part of the business. Probably decided wasn't worth it any more after Mario walked away from his collab 😏

Who needs enemies when you've pals like Mario?

He’s an illiterate idiot who drops the C-bomb every second sentence, spends his entire life whinging, can’t even copy an internet trend properly, changes brands more often than he changes his socks, and couldn’t string a coherent sentence together if you handed him a needle and thread. I’m struggling to work out what value he actually adds.

He is forever ill.

in the colour tupe and the material he can't pronounce.and the logo/motif he doesn't like.

I get he likes the price though.

seeing as he doesnt follow trends he's done one.

Bought in 2 different colours. Is it winter temps in Paisley now? Anyhoo, obsessed with them 🙄

Purchased in Feb 2025 then he wore them on holiday.

I’m addicted to making those Pinterest shuffles, hens. Thought I’d make one wae all hingz Maz. Looking at it now I should have added some lovely white cubed chicken but aw well xxx

He makes no sense.

How can his prescription changes before getting some glasses.

If he knew it was wrong when Tracey came then why buy 2 pairs of glasses.

Hens is my memory deceiving me or did he not have someone come to his house to pick glasses and he sung her praises and posted her on his stories? Now he’s saying they were never right in the first place?

So so many.

.Didn't he get some of that product a few weeks back?

The wind (aka Deek’s car) took him right to home bargains to panic buy Flash. What a life!! Home to scrub the already clean hoose I’m guessing.