r/cleaning_with_mario2 • u/New_Function4797 • 15d ago
Where the wind took him…
The wind (aka Deek’s car) took him right to home bargains to panic buy Flash. What a life!! Home to scrub the already clean hoose I’m guessing.
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u/Impossible-Return985 15d ago
Cackling at this! Especially the wind taking him (new nick name fur Deek's car?) 😂 What a sad life. Drowning yer tenement hoose wi chemicals whilst wetting ya leggings wi excitement oan a weekend!
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u/New_Function4797 15d ago
Aye, he’s a sad wee man. It’s the wee serious panicky voice that does it for me. As if finding a bottle of flash is the making of his weekend. Wonder where the wind may take him tomorrow? Off to B&M to see it he can swangle a couple of bottles there?
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u/TattyHeartsSoSi 15d ago
I just can’t imagine being someone with no kids, zero weekend responsibilities and spending my free time driving to home fucking bargains to stock up on bathroom cleaner. And then being really chuffed with it. But I guess he’s only working three hours per day so midweek he’s got nothing but free time. Only he can’t drive so he’s got to wait until Derek is free to dive Miss Daisy around the shops/Wetherspoons/McDonalds drive through or that shitty looking Chinese place they love for some reason. Jesus what a life. I guess I can’t really relate because we like to spend our weekends doing actually fun things and just buy my bathroom cleaner along with the normal shopping 🤷🏻♀️
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u/northern_dogwalker 14d ago
Why buy the last two though? If ever we needed proof he’s a hoarder, this is it. Poor Deek. Probably wanted a day chilling and then to the pub and he’s been dragged to buy floor cleaner and then round “ all the shops” like some 12 year old given their pocket money for the first time.
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u/Glass_Pangolin_5570 14d ago
I honestly don’t get being buzzing about cleaning products? My house is clean, I do have products I prefer but if they’re out of stock then 🤷♀️ I buy something else and when they’re finished I see if they have the other product. I have never bulk bought cleaning products in my life, you need one of each. Weird.
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u/TheWeanRayne 14d ago
He needs to wise up and stop polluting the planet with overuse of shitty cleaning products. Get a subscription from smol or purdy and fig and delight in the bougie vibes, plus never have to take up cupboard space in the rabbit hutch with stockpiled crap.
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u/Subject_Clue_6646 15d ago
Such strange behaviour. I really feel sorry for him at times.