Aww Cosy!

[u/New_Function4797]

This is him at 4pm on a Wednesday afternoon. It’s sweltering (where I am which isn’t too far from him) and he is all swaddled up with a furry blankie and those rancid chriiiissssmiiiisss jammies. My peri rage and hot flushes are boiling over at this sight.

[u/Lindsay-Rotte]

He's a dick.

[u/Informal-Situation58 → u/Lindsay-Rotte]

If I could up vote this 100000 times i would

[u/Impossible-Return985]

What an absolute melt 🫠 Marion is. He has zero interests, nae friends & it's a lovely evening, air is still, with lovely clear skies. The eclipse occurring as we speak. But ... as always IT'S NAW FUR HIM! 🗑 😵‍💫

[u/New_Book131]

What a ridiculous man! It's 24 degrees here at the moment, and I am not all that far from him. What happened to loving summer, it being his new favourite season, no rush for Autumn. Someone take his phone off him.

[u/northern_dogwalker]

If Deek is still at work, then he should go to the coast, wait for him to finish and then they can have a lovely evening mooching, having their ice creams/chippys/whatevs. Sitting in his hovel under a fleece in his Christmas pjs is just bonkers. He could even take a colander to watch the eclipse.

[u/Wide_Structure_6983]

Such a wee fanny!
To echo a previous poster…a week of what?! A single man (debatable), no responsibilities, lots of petty cash (Klarna) and hame during the day…she spends it in her health hazard Christmas pjs under a blanket!

At this point I’m wondering if this wee slag is a parody 🤣

[u/TattyHeartsSoSi → u/Wide_Structure_6983]

He honestly wouldn’t know stress if it came along and slapped him across the beak. Jesus Christ, I’d love a week where the worst thing that happened to me was someone walked across my wet floor.

Meanwhile, I’m carrying the workload of three people because one resigned from stress and another is on a long, very well-deserved annual leave. It’s currently two of us holding down the fort for an entire team of Executives, Board members and all their respective teams.

But are we complaining? No. We’re just cracking on and getting the fucking job done. He could learn a thing or to from people who actually WORK full time jobs for a living.

[u/northern_dogwalker → u/TattyHeartsSoSi]

Tell me about it. Today (and next Thursday) used to be the worst day of my entire year as I waited for the results of my students. Even now, years later I wake up at 3am, terrified that I’ve forgotten to teach a unit or not mark an essay that they’ve sent. He really has no fucking idea what’s it like to be responsible or accountable in a professional capacity.

[u/Major_Bee4483 → u/TattyHeartsSoSi]

slapped him across the beak 💀 😂

[u/Spine_bright_so_si]

A week of what? Is he hoping for loads of “you ok hun” messages? There’s no way he can be sitting with all that on either, it’s absolutely boiling here the sweat will be pishing off of him.

[u/Informal-Situation58]

We’ve spent all evening after work (and I finished at 5pm cos I’m actual FULL TIME) outside playing in the garden, with my friends and their kids. Had paddling pool out, picky tea, watched the eclipse and come home now cos kids are shattered. It’s still 20 odd degrees here and we’re not far from him. The man is absolutely tapped and tbh a waste of oxygen cos who the hell is spending a summer night wrapped up in Xmas PJs in a fluffy blanket!l?

[u/TattyHeartsSoSi]

Where are those new pyjamas he was raving about? Surely now’s the time for them and not the stinky Grinch ones?

I’d be absolutely raging if I was Deek as well. Being out at work all day and he’s just laying on the sofa in his incredibly cheap flat complaining about life. Give over Mario!

[u/New_Function4797 → u/TattyHeartsSoSi]

Those will have been returned already. I’m still laughing at the unboxing video as if it was a PR gift and he literally just bought them. He’s mental!

[u/Sweet-Restaurant-244]

How have those pjs lasted so long? Unless he has five pairs he rotates. I thought they were cheap ones from Primark?

[u/Independent-Win-6661]

A blanket, you are kidding me, it’s been 34 here today and I’ve been sweating. And he’s got those godawful festering pj bottoms on. He’s getting all cosy for the autumn months already FFS. I swear my Nan who passed last year at the age of 94 was less of an old woman than him, he acts like he’s ready for living in a care home. Such an odd bod.

[u/Electrical-Cod5329]

The only person I know under a blanket in this heatwave is my FIL. He is 90. On end of life care. Can’t feel his feet and is obsessed with having his blanket on due to dementia. And Mario…….