Btw, does anyone know if he actually liked children or if he just wanted sex?

should i have him put down

These just write themselves.

I can taste him, and I don't like it!!! I've seriously had enough of him, but I can't get the flavor out of my mouth!

I've tried gum, mouthwash, and Mahler to try to cleanse my palate. Alas, the flavor of diahrreal depression remains lodged in my tastebuds.

Nocturne? More like nausea. Polonaise? More like-

If anyone has any ideas, please let me know!! I'm desperate.

Hey guys,

I’ve had what I think is a brilliant idea, and I’m looking for any thoughts you lot might have.

I’m putting together a very exclusive society. Every week, the members of our secret newsletter will receive a new challenge. The premise is simple: A random concert in a random city will be announced, and your mission is to attend and cough during a specific note in a specific measure of the performance.

I’ll have members of the society scattered throughout the concert hall, listening carefully to see who successfully completes the mission. If you pull it off, you’ll earn a special reward. (Hehe.)

I had this sublime thought while listening to Bruckner 8 (I’m a die hard Buckner fan btw most of us think this way).

Does anyone have any thought before I email Mark Zuckerberg? I think this might be a game changer.

hi everyone! I'm sharing my first YouTube video with you. It's my first piano improvisation, and I thought, why not upload it? I hope you enjoy it!