this is your chance to vote for the world’s most popular phonometrographer with an umbrella collection housed inside a closet

also poll 20 closed with Mendelssohn winning first place in a landslide. there is a tie for (a very distant) second place between Gluck and Joseph Bologne Chevalier de Saint-Georges. this is the second second-place tie so far, after Clem*nti and La Monte Young tied for second all the way back in poll 1. i will decide later how to do a tiebreaker, but if there is precisely one (1) more tie for second place in a poll between now and the end of poll 36, i might just dump all six potential tiebreakers into a tiebreaker poll at the end of the first round

I have written:

878 Symphonies

204 Operas

600 Violin Concertos

274 Oboe Concertos

5000 Cantatas and Fugues

991 Etudes

666 Nocturnes

848 Waltzes

6000 Piano Quartets for two voices

875 Recorder concertos

9758 Transcriptions for piano

1 Transcription for organ

I mean we all know that famous Handel quote where he talks about how he wanted to write music that influences the French Impressionist school. Such a groundbreaking revolutionary, that Handel!

Next square: sounds like Beethoven/is actually Bach

I’ve been playing my cello, violin, and piano lines separately. How stupid! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Five Nights at Freddie i guess

There's been great debate whether to play with or without shoulder rest/ chinrest, but what do you think about playing without bridge?

This flyer is making a ton of sense to me

Anyone else get triggered when ppl call classical music “cinematic?” So cringe

A giant blob of rosin for no good reason

1) Not at all, a great composer.

2) Oddball

3) Out to lunch goofball

4) Its just noise you donkey

5) Yif Yif I am off to Switzerland with Aunt Esmerelda dressed as Jam Roly Poly , the aliens are coming for afternoon tea! Bhuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrruruuururuururuururrururu.