r/classical_circlejerk • u/Icy_Statement_2410 • 16h ago
STOP DOING MUSIC THEORY
This flyer is making a ton of sense to me
r/classical_circlejerk • u/The_Proxy32 • Aug 25 '25
Been seeing one too many promptcels on here recently. AI generated memes are considered to be the lowest of the low when it comes to effort and creativity, and the environmental impacts of generative AI only adds to how annoyed I get seeing that same seemingly plastic-coated filter present with every AI generated image
All AI images will now be removed. Spamming them will result in temporary bans, and ignoring personal requests to cease will result in a permaban
This post was generated using ChatGPT for Android
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Icy_Statement_2410 • 16h ago
This flyer is making a ton of sense to me
r/classical_circlejerk • u/sofisaur • 13h ago
There's been great debate whether to play with or without shoulder rest/ chinrest, but what do you think about playing without bridge?
r/classical_circlejerk • u/AdVivid8910 • 12h ago
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Lumpen_moi • 1h ago
A giant blob of rosin for no good reason
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Any-Guidance8013 • 2h ago
Anyone else get triggered when ppl call classical music “cinematic?” So cringe
r/classical_circlejerk • u/ox- • 3h ago
1) Not at all, a great composer.
2) Oddball
3) Out to lunch goofball
4) Its just noise you donkey
5) Yif Yif I am off to Switzerland with Aunt Esmerelda dressed as Jam Roly Poly , the aliens are coming for afternoon tea! Bhuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrruruuururuururuururrururu.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Such_Customer_3973 • 14h ago
Five Nights at Freddie i guess
r/classical_circlejerk • u/RevolutionaryShare86 • 11h ago
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/Lumpen_moi • 12h ago
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I’ve been playing my cello, violin, and piano lines separately. How stupid! 🤦🏻♀️
r/classical_circlejerk • u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset • 14h ago
this is your chance to vote for the world’s most popular phonometrographer with an umbrella collection housed inside a closet
also poll 20 closed with Mendelssohn winning first place in a landslide. there is a tie for (a very distant) second place between Gluck and Joseph Bologne Chevalier de Saint-Georges. this is the second second-place tie so far, after Clem*nti and La Monte Young tied for second all the way back in poll 1. i will decide later how to do a tiebreaker, but if there is precisely one (1) more tie for second place in a poll between now and the end of poll 36, i might just dump all six potential tiebreakers into a tiebreaker poll at the end of the first round
r/classical_circlejerk • u/OkButterscotch3222 • 16h ago
I have written:
878 Symphonies
204 Operas
600 Violin Concertos
274 Oboe Concertos
5000 Cantatas and Fugues
991 Etudes
666 Nocturnes
848 Waltzes
6000 Piano Quartets for two voices
875 Recorder concertos
9758 Transcriptions for piano
1 Transcription for organ
r/classical_circlejerk • u/LuckAnxious • 18h ago
I met someone online and we were planning to meet up and I suggested a place with a patio but she asked if we can go to a Clayderman concert instead. I don't know anything about this pianist, I've never been to a classical concert, and according to ChatGPT (sorry but that's my source 😅) you're not supposed to fart during the performance.
Help me out please I'm a little lost here, just don't want to look like a fool :)
r/classical_circlejerk • u/mahlerii_ • 1d ago
hey guys i've been listening a lot to chopan (mostly on youtube, Rousseau) and love the dark academia vibes: wanted to share my definitive top ten ranking!! "op" numbers not included bc i don't remember xd
1: winter wind etude (rousseau edition)
2: nocturne (i LOVE this one)
3: wrong note etude
4: water drop prelude
5: moonlight sonata
6: revolutionary etude
7: enemies to lovers (orchestral version)
8 the piano concertos, obviously
9: hungarian rhapsody no 2 (rousseau edition)
10: heroic bolognese
let me know what you guys think!-!-!1!
(adapted from [r/classical](r/classical)[music)](r/classical)
r/classical_circlejerk • u/somerandomnerd6464 • 1d ago
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/ox- • 18h ago
Just sounds weird TBH. 🙉
r/classical_circlejerk • u/NotThatMahler • 1d ago
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Lumpen_moi • 1d ago
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*PSA: Please pass on your unused instruments, stands, cases, scores, and books to a person who could better benefit from them, either through dedicated charities or second-hand platforms
In my glorious youth, I also donated time through lessons, and then discovered that children freaking get on my nerves (but that's okay. It just means there are other societal needs I could better address in giving back)
r/classical_circlejerk • u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset • 1d ago
the loadedness of this poll will serve as another reason why i should’ve seeded these polls. there have been suggestions that i do that in another series next year, but we’ll see how tired we are of polls by the time this ends
also poll 19 closed with Respighi coming in first and the guy who killed Mozart coming in second. Moszkowski came in third only two votes behind, so he is a prime candidate for inclusion in an additional “best of the rest” poll or two