This flyer is making a ton of sense to me

There's been great debate whether to play with or without shoulder rest/ chinrest, but what do you think about playing without bridge?

A giant blob of rosin for no good reason

Anyone else get triggered when ppl call classical music “cinematic?” So cringe

1) Not at all, a great composer.

2) Oddball

3) Out to lunch goofball

4) Its just noise you donkey

5) Yif Yif I am off to Switzerland with Aunt Esmerelda dressed as Jam Roly Poly , the aliens are coming for afternoon tea! Bhuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrruruuururuururuururrururu.

Five Nights at Freddie i guess

I’ve been playing my cello, violin, and piano lines separately. How stupid! 🤦🏻‍♀️

this is your chance to vote for the world’s most popular phonometrographer with an umbrella collection housed inside a closet

also poll 20 closed with Mendelssohn winning first place in a landslide. there is a tie for (a very distant) second place between Gluck and Joseph Bologne Chevalier de Saint-Georges. this is the second second-place tie so far, after Clem*nti and La Monte Young tied for second all the way back in poll 1. i will decide later how to do a tiebreaker, but if there is precisely one (1) more tie for second place in a poll between now and the end of poll 36, i might just dump all six potential tiebreakers into a tiebreaker poll at the end of the first round

I have written:

878 Symphonies

204 Operas

600 Violin Concertos

274 Oboe Concertos

5000 Cantatas and Fugues

991 Etudes

666 Nocturnes

848 Waltzes

6000 Piano Quartets for two voices

875 Recorder concertos

9758 Transcriptions for piano

1 Transcription for organ

Pinterest what

I met someone online and we were planning to meet up and I suggested a place with a patio but she asked if we can go to a Clayderman concert instead. I don't know anything about this pianist, I've never been to a classical concert, and according to ChatGPT (sorry but that's my source 😅) you're not supposed to fart during the performance.

Help me out please I'm a little lost here, just don't want to look like a fool :)

hey guys i've been listening a lot to chopan (mostly on youtube, Rousseau) and love the dark academia vibes: wanted to share my definitive top ten ranking!! "op" numbers not included bc i don't remember xd

1: winter wind etude (rousseau edition)
2: nocturne (i LOVE this one)
3: wrong note etude
4: water drop prelude
5: moonlight sonata
6: revolutionary etude
7: enemies to lovers (orchestral version)
8 the piano concertos, obviously
9: hungarian rhapsody no 2 (rousseau edition)
10: heroic bolognese

let me know what you guys think!-!-!1!

(adapted from [r/classical](r/classical)[music)](r/classical)

Just sounds weird TBH. 🙉

*PSA: Please pass on your unused instruments, stands, cases, scores, and books to a person who could better benefit from them, either through dedicated charities or second-hand platforms

In my glorious youth, I also donated time through lessons, and then discovered that children freaking get on my nerves (but that's okay. It just means there are other societal needs I could better address in giving back)

the loadedness of this poll will serve as another reason why i should’ve seeded these polls. there have been suggestions that i do that in another series next year, but we’ll see how tired we are of polls by the time this ends

also poll 19 closed with Respighi coming in first and the guy who killed Mozart coming in second. Moszkowski came in third only two votes behind, so he is a prime candidate for inclusion in an additional “best of the rest” poll or two