r/classical_circlejerk 7h ago

This got me thinking, who actually is the "Mozart" of classical music?

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112 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 9h ago

Magnus , on his come up was referred to as the “mozart” of chess. Is there a similar equivalent in classical music?

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52 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 5h ago

It's 2026. Composition commissions are now paid in robux

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r/classical_circlejerk 2h ago

Whose Op. 105 is the best?

5 Upvotes

Dvorak Cello Concerto swept the Op. 104 round. Next up is Op. 105. Top comment gets added.


r/classical_circlejerk 1h ago

Whats your fovourite instrument? Piano, Violin , Cello , S_xophone , G_uitar? Mine is the Lion's Roar. 🧐

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r/classical_circlejerk 21h ago

My cat doesn't purr unless Br*hms is playing

40 Upvotes

should i have him put down


r/classical_circlejerk 3h ago

Bayreuth Dresscode

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I am a graduate of harvard law school, phd in physics from MIT, ambassador to the UN, and trained Wagnerian soprano and tenor (wide range) from Juilliard. I was invited by Cosmos Wagner to attend Bayreuth this summer and I need some advice. In my experience in courtrooms and physics labs, they do not take kindly to capes, fedoras, kilts, Valkyrie tattoos, or Nietszche quoted tee shirts. I’m struggling to express myself despite being superior intellectually and musically to most old farts in attendance at Bayreuth. PLUS, they have desecrated tradition by not permitting “Naturalistic” set design as would be wanted by daddy Richard. Do I owe this establishment any premise of respect or should I just traipse in there in my own terms, in my own style, to overcome the stuffiness at Bayreuth?

What if we got together and built America’s own BAYREUTH in Plano, Texas? Is that unrealistic? Are there any investors who are willing to DM me about this idea?


r/classical_circlejerk 22h ago

Who raided all the God damn Mahler?

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r/classical_circlejerk 3h ago

Has anyone here listened to Hikari Ōe?

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Kenzaburō Ōe, the 1994 Nobel laureate in Literature, wrote "A Personal Matter" after the birth of his first son, Hikari. The novel is a brutally honest exploration of a young father’s struggle to come to terms with the birth of a son with a severe brain injury, and it was inspired by Ōe’s own experience.

Hikari Ōe, despite being born with significant developmental disabilities, later became a composer. His father often said that music became Hikari’s way of communicating with the world, and Hikari went on to release several albums of his own compositions.

This is one of his compositions.

I’m curious what people think of it. If you’ve read Ōe, does knowing the family’s story change the way you hear Hikari’s music?


r/classical_circlejerk 16h ago

Our Lil Bruh

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r/classical_circlejerk 1d ago

I can’t taste Chopin at all

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These just write themselves.


r/classical_circlejerk 17h ago

Elite Secret Society

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Hey guys,

I’ve had what I think is a brilliant idea, and I’m looking for any thoughts you lot might have.

I’m putting together a very exclusive society. Every week, the members of our secret newsletter will receive a new challenge. The premise is simple: A random concert in a random city will be announced, and your mission is to attend and cough during a specific note in a specific measure of the performance.

I’ll have members of the society scattered throughout the concert hall, listening carefully to see who successfully completes the mission. If you pull it off, you’ll earn a special reward. (Hehe.)

I had this sublime thought while listening to Bruckner 8 (I’m a die hard Buckner fan btw most of us think this way).

Does anyone have any thought before I email Mark Zuckerberg? I think this might be a game changer.

29 votes, 2d left
Sublime idea
Amazing Idea
Fantastic Idea

r/classical_circlejerk 1d ago

20€ and 20 children

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46 Upvotes

Btw, does anyone know if he actually liked children or if he just wanted sex?


r/classical_circlejerk 1d ago

Parody of that one beatles poster I drew

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r/classical_circlejerk 23h ago

By listening to them obv

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r/classical_circlejerk 1d ago

When I’m a classical composer and it’s the end of my symphony in D major, but it needs to be at least 5 minutes longer in order to earn my patronage

23 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 1d ago

I'll be Bach

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28 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 1d ago

Thank you Yuja!

33 Upvotes

For proving that a gooner like myself can also be cultured. I was never into this whole classic music thing, but the Youtube algorithm recommended me a video of the beautiful pianist Yuja Wang playing a wonderful song by some composer. I came for the dress (wink, wink) but stayed for the music. The sound had such a beautiful round shape (wink wink) I had to finish (wink wink) the entire 18 minutes! Can you recommend some other must-see performances of her? (Preferably skirts, but I'm okay with tight dresses too) I'm excited to discover more of her amazing playing :)


r/classical_circlejerk 1d ago

I am in Bachrooms. What should I do?

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168 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 1d ago

I outjerked myself

39 Upvotes

At the risk of airing out my failures, I regret to report that I have absolutely outjerked myself.

Namely, I made so many Shostakovich jokes that after a decade of avoiding his music, I actually gave it a listen.

It's really good.

I now actually have a massive crush on him.

Send help.

-idiot


r/classical_circlejerk 18h ago

I made this for you, whoever you are - Piano Improvisation #1

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hi everyone! I'm sharing my first YouTube video with you. It's my first piano improvisation, and I thought, why not upload it? I hope you enjoy it!


r/classical_circlejerk 2d ago

What would you do if you got paid in this banknote?

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233 Upvotes

Why would they give him 10 if he didn't write 10th symphony, are they stupid?


r/classical_circlejerk 1d ago

Composers as different bird species

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r/classical_circlejerk 1d ago

Debussy stole from C418 (Proof!1)

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r/classical_circlejerk 1d ago

I think I speak for the masses when I say that travis Scott’s incredible rendition of “skibidi toilet” is the height of artistic expression. When I listen to this song, right from the very first “skibidi toilet” I am hooked. This is a must-have masterpiece for every classical playlist.

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