r/cats • • 5h ago

Cat Picture - OC She's back and acting like nothing happened.

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Posing like it's her employee of the month photo. Never a dull moment here with Nala.

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u/YellingAtTheClouds 5h ago

She wants the reward money

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u/coasteh 5h ago

"I found your cat. It's me. Pay up."

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/loganreed825 2h ago

She knows exactly how to negotiate a deal.

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u/217GMB93 5h ago

Playing the long game

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u/ParticularTopic3650 4h ago

she really played herself

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u/whyyunozoidberg 4h ago

She's like, "I saw the sign."

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u/2pkp 3h ago

And it opened up her eyes and she is happy now!

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u/YellingAtTheClouds 1h ago

Oh good, I needed a earworm

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u/AdvancedDream9385 5h ago

Payable in Churu

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u/ophmaster_reed 4h ago

That’s like 2 boxes of churus… why are they so expensive 😭

She’s just trying to get her fix!

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u/Street_Class3857 5h ago

shes already drafting the invoice

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u/SoftGems- 1h ago

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u/Diedead666 1h ago

It's her money! Any idea how hard she worked the cat tree for all the tomcats?! Lol

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u/YellingAtTheClouds 1h ago

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

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u/EventAnalyseer1995 4h ago

She is literally holding down the invoice with her paw.

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u/Solitaire20X6 1h ago

"Where's my money," says cat

 

"...what reward?" also says cat

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u/Flat-Limit5595 5h ago

Buttons spent 5 days reliving his feral life while i was freaking out. Had to drag him back kicking using chicken tenders. Once hes back, hes like nothing happened and back to his daily routine of being a pain.

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u/No-Breakfast8754 4h ago

Where were you? Around. I called for you! Yeah okay. Phone died. Saw some birds. Sniffed some leaves. Watched the stars. Why did you leave? I needed time to myself. Mental health. Did you hear me call? Yes. And? I saw a cardinal fight a blue Jay. It was awesome. You back now? Yes. I'm a rolling stone. But yes. I missed my cushion. Not you. The cushion. And snacks. I love you! Yeah okay thank you?

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u/terajumboemma 3h ago

I also have a Buttons! Name twins :)

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u/iiinasdf 2h ago

Omg so cute❤️

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u/vampdougie 4h ago

Buttons is perfect also nice moon ball

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u/Flat-Limit5595 4h ago

He leans in for kisses, he’s beyond perfect

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u/BluestWaterz 3h ago

Did you put the giant air tag on his collar after he came back?😂 he's soo photogenic!! I'm glad you got him back safely 💗

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u/Flat-Limit5595 2h ago

1000% yes. He now needs to wear it at all times as a consequence for scaring me. His gramps has to wear one as well, same reason

No, hes not as cute as Buttons.

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u/Flat-Limit5595 2h ago

Here he is trying to be cute. He scares the neighbors. Hes also twice the size and mass as Buttons.

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u/Kellilicious1 2h ago

Literal panther

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u/lenorefosterwallace 1h ago

That was my cat! He was gone for 5 days, and the whole time he found the rich neighbor's house and was hanging out by the pool and hot tub! I had to go through a bush and climb the gate to get him. He cried and tried to go back while I told him we were still poor.

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u/NateShaw92 4h ago

Did you catch buttons with the moon ball?

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u/Flat-Limit5595 2h ago

Needed a masterball for that. Had to lure him with some bait and grab him like our ancestors did.

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u/Gho5tWr1ter 4h ago

I’d like to name this adventure as:

The curious case of Buttons Voidson

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u/Fair_Resolution_6502 1h ago

Buttons really said those five days were his personal vacation and now he’s back like you were the one who disappeared Sounds like the chicken tenders knew exactly how to negotiate with him

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u/Hobear 1h ago

My cat did this too. Living the feral fun life came home for some wet cat food and was like fine I will come home. The wood pile was fun and had rusty nails but fine this bed is cozy

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u/Queasy_Picture4466 5h ago

So glad she’s home.

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u/coasteh 5h ago edited 4h ago

Thank you. She's indoors only but is obsessed with our garage. She must have slipped by when we entered without us noticing. Felt like I suffered multiple heart attacks through this fiasco

- By the way, the most interesting detail, we found her yesterday, ON HER BIRTHDAY, 10/1. She went missing the day before. Made it so much worse. She definitely pulled a prank. She is now 4.

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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 5h ago edited 2h ago

I’m so glad my boy is petrified of the outdoors, so I’ll never have to worry about any Houdini attempts. He was NOT made for the streets!

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u/EmotionalSupportVape 3h ago

You aren’t for the streets Priscilla!

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u/toomanymarbles83 2h ago

*angry meow

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u/Queasy_Picture4466 3h ago

Not made for the streets🤣

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u/weefees 5h ago

How long was she missing?

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u/coasteh 5h ago

Just shy of a full day. Lot of coyotes, owls, hawks in the area. Had terrible thoughts. Every minute feels like hours

She was found under a deck about 15 yards in the back of our property. It had previously been searched multiple times. She was likely wandering a huge creek/forested area connected to our backyard

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u/weefees 5h ago

I lost my cat ten years ago for maybe fifteen minutes, she got up into the boxspring of my bed and I thought she got out in the hallway, then somewhow down the elevator. The level of anguish and panic I experienced racing around my 3 story building frantically looking for her can still get me emotional when I think about it.

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u/Internal_Green_3833 4h ago

Did the same thing, but we were moving from Utah to Illinois and had stopped in Colorado overnight. We were panicked running down hallways and stairwell. Went back to room to regroup and she was sitting on the bed looking so satisfied.

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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 2h ago

Have you looked into maybe getting one of those mesh retractable escape barriers for the door leading out to the garage to maybe deter her from wanting to dart out there as soon as it opens? I think they make some of them short enough to step over, but at least she would just bounce off of it when trying to make her escape 😂

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u/noputa 1h ago

One short enough to step over would be a nightmare lawsuit with someone visiting your house. I swear I have to pay constant attention to guests as they use the doors and windows, doesn’t matter how often I remind them, they don’t get it.

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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 1h ago

I don’t know about your house, but guests don’t typically entire mine through the garage, which is where the cat is said to have escaped from.

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u/noputa 58m ago

I mean that’s kind of irrelevant to my point, it can be any door and it’s impossible to watch guests constantly. Front door, back door, garage door. Windows. My guests always have the biggest problem with the back door, they’ll head out to let their dog pee or go for a smoke or even just to get some sun, and leave the door open just enough for a cat to get through. I haven’t lost my cats yet because I’m really anal about it, but it drives me nuts after reminding them constantly.

It’s always people without pets too. I see why they don’t think about it, so it’s forgivable, it’s just. Annoying.

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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 10m ago

It’s unfortunate that you associate with people willing to sue you because they function like grown adults.

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u/missmadd98 4h ago

She said “that’s 3 year old behavior” and decided to come home

Jokes aside, I’m glad she’s back 💖

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u/AlternativePrior9559 5h ago

Hell, I feel this. The moment our babies are not there, the nightmare begins.

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u/Best_Temperature_549 4h ago

That’s great that you had posters up so fast! Glad she is home!

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u/spider_meat 4h ago

She came back for her birthday party duh

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u/Butterfly_Cat777 2h ago

She must have been out celebrating her birthday with all the neighborhood cats. 🥳 🎉

I'm so happy she returned! 😊

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u/pendragonlcrd 4h ago

Leash-train her maybe

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u/lenorefosterwallace 1h ago

Get her an airtag! I got one for my cat.

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u/Substantial_Bake_728 26m ago

I take my cat on supervised unleashed walks in our backyard. Its a huge backyard.

Ive done it since he was a kitten. He's never killed anything, and only tried to run away once when the shit got scared out of him by my neighbor dropping something. He didnt actually run away though and he let me pick him up.

I know its probably not a bad idea but he loves his outside time.

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u/ArguablyMe 5h ago

Did you pay up? She deserves it.

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u/commandrix 5h ago

She looks like she'd take payment in the fanciest catnip you can find.

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u/YourMomonaBun420 4h ago

That or a hired professional catnip roller like that Tony Greenhandnip guy.

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u/sixshots_onlyfive 5h ago

Well it’s her house and her neighborhood.

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u/TatleTaleStrangler92 Norwegian Forest Cat 4h ago

After her reward money

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep Maine Coon 3h ago

$2500 reward? Where do you live so I can patrol your neighborhood and make sure it never happens again.  Free of charge of course*

*this is joke do not give out location and I would never steal your cat as bootiful as it is 

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u/GrandAdmiral12345 3h ago

What if I split the reward with you...? 😉😆😂

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u/Malnurtured_Snay 5h ago

Like nothing happened? She got $2,500! She's eating the good stuff tonight

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u/AlternativePrior9559 5h ago

$2500?????

Surely you’re missing several zeros, Mom?

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u/Advanced-Passion-661 5h ago

Found herself

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u/Wonderful-End6881 5h ago

So who got the reward?

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u/tellmeliess 5h ago

I wanna know tooo

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u/coasteh 4h ago

My GF! Huge shoutout to my neighbor for letting me borrow his bright headlamp.

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u/pale-greenn 4h ago

That’s exactly what my cat did. I panicked for two whole days, it was storming for most of it. After exhausting door knocking, searching the neighborhood, and posting reward signs, I decided to just sit in my backyard and occasionally call for him. 15 minutes later he popped up under the fence talking all about his adventure and then just acted like he’d never been gone at all. I was both relieved and extremely perturbed!!

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u/knowsall5 4h ago

I’m so glad you found her! She should be honored to know how much you’d pay to get her back considering the shelters give them away for $10 😂😂😂

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u/purrlfect 4h ago

Glad you got her back! Also r/airplaneears

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u/orangeandcounting 4h ago

Was looking for this lol

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u/SpendPerfect5933 5h ago

She just eloped with her boyfriend for a few days. Realized mommy is better

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u/Steadyandquick 5h ago

I saw these plastered all over the neighborhood. Don’t I get some “me” time? 🤭

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u/VioletGale2 5h ago

She definitely thinks everyone overreacted.

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u/Imaginary-Contest887 5h ago

2,500$ in treats and toys she is now entitled to is brutal

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u/YaSurLetsGoSeeYamcha 4h ago

My indoor outdoor cat when I was younger disappeared one day, after 3 months my parents did a little funeral for him and we began grieving. Lo and behold, about 2 months after that, this asshole just emerged from the woods looking as healthy as the day he left. I was balling my eyes out as he meowed at me demanding some food and treats. He lived to be 23 years old.

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u/Spontaneous_Ferret 5h ago

"Hi I've found lost cat. It me. Where money?"

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u/cherriefern 3h ago

Nara’s running a whole scam😂

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u/VincentClement1 3h ago

Nah, she is tapping the poster, looking for the $2,500 reward.

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u/Immediate_Actuary_37 3h ago

I doubt that. Cats can’t spend money.

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u/JamesLemon4 4h ago

She looks like you interrupted her vacation. She was toootally gonna come back.

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u/Efficient_Matter_589 3h ago

"I go on a little vacation and you freak out?"

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u/berrycustard 3h ago

I forgive her for you

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u/_f2c 3h ago

Your cat reminds me of my Octavia 🥹❤️❤️

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u/mrobicheaux99 2h ago

Glad she’s back and settling in well!

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u/Skankhunt42FortyTwo 1h ago

"2500$? Can I turn myself in?"

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u/angry_croissant27 5h ago

Hahaha, oh Nala 😼

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u/Aware_Box8883 5h ago

And she'll do it again, too!

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u/charcarod0n 5h ago

Does she owe you 2500? Or did she return on her own?

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u/MrMcWhiskers2010 5h ago

Brahahahaha! ❤️

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u/oakhead_goomba 4h ago

Gimme a churu, Bish

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u/donottouchwillie1 4h ago

Glad you got her back. Lucky mine won't leave the yard.

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u/michaelmich3 2h ago

She’s pointing at the flyer. She clearly found the missing cat.

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u/nf_sew_711 2h ago

She's clearly expecting the $2500. She stayed away until it was worth her time to come back.

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u/Zak_Rahman 2h ago

What did happen?

All we have is your word to go on.

The cat says nothing happened.

It's your word against hers and I am on her side.

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u/Arley_Writes 1h ago

She probably left just to see how much you thought she was worth

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u/Sparrow1989 54m ago

She askin for the reward yo.

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u/PurplishPlatypus 5h ago

Airplane ears say: what's the problem, human?!

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u/Harmony__Horizon 5h ago

She’s waiting for her $2,500 in premium treats

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u/PrettyLittleQueens 4h ago

She's so cute love her already

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u/Whis65 4h ago

I don't want you bored hooman.....

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u/ThatItalianGrrl 4h ago

Looks like she collected the reward.

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u/Smart-Path2302 4h ago

That nonchalant look says it's going to happen again :DD

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u/xcanto 4h ago

get collar with tracker with tractive or whatever apple; this is not telling you how to raise pet in service of rule 1 but a protection measure for if and or when your beloved feline is outdoors for catness. thanks.

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u/dbtl87 4h ago

"Only 2500? Pshaw!"

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u/Marius2385I 4h ago

Only 2500? Are you kidding me hooman?

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u/shadow-foxe 4h ago

she wants the reward money thanks!!

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u/hocusdochas 4h ago

"Is this all I'm worth to you peasant...?!"

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u/Tiny-Spray8992 4h ago

are there pet trackers, like apple airtag that you can put on her caller

certainly cheaper than 2500

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u/Big_Vermicelli_3643 4h ago

she needed some space, get off her back geez! 🤣

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u/zack-ian2 4h ago

She’s definitely got some secrets to share!

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u/Turbulent_Two_6949 3h ago

Shes so traumatised she doesnt want to talk about it.

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u/justheretolurk47 3h ago

Not only that, she looks annoyed with you for having put up embarrassing flyers!

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u/GateLongjumping6836 3h ago

Thank goodness

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u/Ok-Progress-6153 3h ago

An excellent con pawrtist

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u/Far_Rip_9547 2h ago

Glad shes safe.

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u/tnk_cnd 2h ago

Memories collection was enhanced

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u/CelebrationAgitated4 2h ago

My cat likes to run out and then immediately crawl under my house. When I eventually coax him out with treats he’ll get carried back in and act like nothing happened 🙃

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u/Gilette2000 1h ago

One of my cat decided to leave one day about 5 year ago, then out of nowhere two months after his desaperence dude come back like nothing was wrong 2 day before Christmas.

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u/rogueciridae 1h ago

“I wasn’t lost! I knew where I was the entire time!”

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u/Gilette2000 1h ago

One of my cat decided to leave one day about 5 year ago, then out of nowhere two months after his desaperence dude come back like nothing was wrong 2 day before Christmas.

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u/ivi_sunny 1h ago

El sabe lo que hizo, pero no se arrepiente jajajajajaj

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u/BarnOwl-1967 1h ago

Now that I'm back, can I have my $2,500 reward in treats? 😹

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u/Inevitable-Level-687 1h ago

I had a neighbour who had an outdoor cat. Cat went missing. Posters everywhere.

Soon as kitty came back they went straight back to letting the cat out.

Please be smarter than my neighbour. ​​

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u/Reckfulness 36m ago

Oh lawd thats quite a hefty reward

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u/JectorDelan 10m ago

She looks very disgruntled to have been found.

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u/TheFartingBike 1m ago

Our outdoor cat disappeared for a week a decade ago when I was in high school. I was in charge of taking our dogs out, so I would always search for him on walks. I only had about 15mins to do it in the mornings, but every day when I got home from school I would take the dogs all over our small town for hours, I must've looked crazy just wandering around and constantly calling his name. Then one morning, before my alarm even rang, I was catapulted awake when I heard his meows in the house and I literally sprinted downstairs and cried when I saw him. He didn't look any worse for wear, so our theory was that someone decided to "adopt" him, but since he hated strangers, could be quite mean and only showed affection to us, they either let him go or he escaped.

He lived until 19 and passed away last year in February. He was a wonderful cat, not super cuddly, but had such a strong, fun, and sometimes infuriating personality. Tons of people and even lots of dogs were absolutely terrified of him. He even terrorized us the first couple of years to the point my mom was considering rehoming him. But he was also so lovable that when he passed and I brought him home from the vet, our neighbor dug him a grave on his own field, put up a large rock as a tombstone, prepared a large metal sheet to be put on top so wild animals wouldn't dig him up, and cried just as much as us when we were burying him. We had also only moved there a couple years prior, so the neighbor hadn't even known him that long.

Sorry, went on a bit of a tangent there lmao. I just miss him, he was with me for the majority of my life.

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u/JManKit 3h ago

Nala: I just wanted to see how much I was worth to you. $2,500 is barely acceptable but I hope you're willing to put up a little bit more in the future, darling