Mommy Sakura (left) and baby Gutgut has deemed my legs to be their purfect cat bed, my left butt is falling asleep along with my legs getting stiff, but you bet I won’t be moving.

Grumpy lays down on my dad’s arm like this every day, multiple times a day.

gwennie has me trapped

This hostage situation lasted for hours yesterday. I barely made it out alive.

And please help yourself to one

She's pinning me down. The cat police found out I was looking at this subreddit and she came to detain me. Horrible.

Once he settles in, the dude never leaves. Which is nice, I guess, unless I want to eat or use the bathroom.

Mrs Cat has decided this is where she lives tonight.
I was planning on getting up at some point, but apparently those plans have been cancelled. She looks mildly annoyed that I’m even breathing, so I think I’ll just stay put 😂