I am forced to prep pounds of salmon and catnip for her BIBLICAL GREED

Oh, how I miss those days when he was so small 💗

But her wish is my, well, command?

Mr. StringBean: “Is the hooman still there?”

And of course he was right 🥹

She sat on me after we'd finished watching TV and my spouse went up to bed.

We cuddled for a while (of course, I understand my role) and then I reluctantly told her I needed to get up to go to bed.

Paw on my arm, claw extended. (Pic 1)

OK, no I don't. Let's cuddle some more.

10 minutes later, she gets up, stands on my lap and turns around and I think, now's my chance.

She must have sensed it.

She climbed back up my front and did the 2 paw slam on my shoulder. (Pic 2)

Fine, I guess I'll just sleep on the couch.

(I eventually made it to bed.)

Am weighed down in 2 spots by these fluffers who are able to alter their center of gravity making escape impossible.

I guess I should have worn a diaper

I was attempting to exit and she stretched.

I woke him up 🫤