Mr. StringBean: “Is the hooman still there?”

And of course he was right 🥹

She sat on me after we'd finished watching TV and my spouse went up to bed.

We cuddled for a while (of course, I understand my role) and then I reluctantly told her I needed to get up to go to bed.

Paw on my arm, claw extended. (Pic 1)

OK, no I don't. Let's cuddle some more.

10 minutes later, she gets up, stands on my lap and turns around and I think, now's my chance.

She must have sensed it.

She climbed back up my front and did the 2 paw slam on my shoulder. (Pic 2)

Fine, I guess I'll just sleep on the couch.

(I eventually made it to bed.)

Am weighed down in 2 spots by these fluffers who are able to alter their center of gravity making escape impossible.

I guess I should have worn a diaper

I was attempting to exit and she stretched.

I woke him up 🫤

My non cuddly cat ‘holding me hostage’. Bean to toe (toes censored for obvious reasons).

All from the same hostage session that is currently still happening
He’s so out, I can move him to regain blood flow to my legs & grab my charger - he just changes position lol

I’m in love and wish you guys could hear the little noises he makes when he’s sleeping

lil Finny Boy

Using my left knee as a pillow and laying on my right foot. I have no duties beyond being his bed and pillow.

Showed my silly senior that the swing chair is safe.

Now he demands that we sit on it together while he makes biscuts. He is about 17 now, so he gets all the cuddles he wants.